Joined: Jan '09
Location: New Zealand
Age: 36 (M)
Posts: 463
Any of phil helmuths quotes after he recieves a bad beat is always a favourite in my book. Good for entertainment value. Oh and also any of his self-boosting comments. Like whenever theres an interview he'll always end up talking about himself (Y)
Joined: Jun '09
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 483
'if after twenty minutes you dont know who the sucker is............its you' & 'if a man with money meets a man with experience, then the man with experience leaves with the money and the man with money leaves with the experience' & 'i stayed up late last night playing poker with tarot cards, by the time i went to bed 4 people had died'
Joined: Apr '08
Location: Finland
Age: 35 (M)
Posts: 1613
After im winning a huge pot with a suckout on the river im always writing "This game is too easy" or "Ship it to the pro" , just watch the tilt strike and the all in pre flop that follows from your opponent
"That is an advanced poker play; He thinks Antonio raised him because Antonio thinks he has nothing, but then he thinks Antonio has nothing, so he comes over the top of Antonio's nothing with his nothing, you got that?" Norman Chad
Joined: May '08
Location: Netherlands
Age: 53 (M)
Posts: 6197
Some Hellmuth quotes...:
"I am the Jack Nicklaus of poker, the Tiger Woods of poker, the Mozart of poker" "This guy probably can't even spell poker" "Honey, I was supposed to go broke on that hand. But they forgot one thing. I can dodge bullets baby!" "I forgot my name. What's my name. Am I Phil Hellmuth?" "Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck"
Here's a good one:
