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  9-Nov-10, 18:28   #21
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BadeaCR 
Joined: Oct '10
Location: Romania
Age: 26 (M)
Posts: 178
Someone said before that the deck keeps shuffling so it doesn't matter if you didn't limp 10 seconds ago because it would've been another flop. Be thankful that you didn't lose your chips, who knows in what trouble you may have stepped in like I did today. Being 5th in lead and losing all my chips to a lucky guy with a set Sad I was minutes away from a cash prize and a ticket to a big tourney.

     
  9-Nov-10, 22:48   #22
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jessthehuman 

Joined: Apr '09
Location: Australia
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 6347
Posted by B1gfoot:
You get a break every Hr...Im sure your bladder would have held out.
FYI, sites moniter your mouse movements, when there is none they know your not about and feed you that AA, but they do so ensuring you get to see it folded, thats normall via your webcam, the staff at these sits get a kick out of it.


I've long suspected this.

     
  9-Nov-10, 22:50   #23
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wesleyj 
Joined: Jul '10
Location: South Africa
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 33
I know this all to well, made the final table of a tourney...rushed 2 the toilet and dropped my cell phone in the toilet...luckily before i pee'd Aww crap!

     
  10-Nov-10, 00:50   #24
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iiiml0sto1 
Joined: Nov '09
Location: Denmark
Age: 23 (M)
Posts: 29
Just pee in a bottle Big Smile

     
  10-Nov-10, 09:54   #25
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magatt966 

Joined: Jan '09
Location: Italy
Age: 43 (M)
Posts: 3351
just found an indispensable articles for a serious online poker player...expecially the MTT ones

IMHO it is a MUST Big Smile Big Smile

Attached Imagesno_sit_out.jpg

     
  10-Nov-10, 10:44   #26
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Sapoazul 

Joined: Feb '09
Location: Brazil
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 273
Kkkk... do you use notebook on bathroom? qhen you make the "number 2", ok.. but when you do the "Number 1" bathroom activity?

     
  10-Nov-10, 11:22   #27
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Irisheyes 
This post is hidden due to too many bad ratings! View the post anyway...

Edited by Irisheyes (Wednesday, November 10, 2010 @ 11:27 GMT)


     
  10-Nov-10, 11:31   #28
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midnight1954 

Joined: Apr '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (F)
Posts: 1010
Posted by Almonds:
and you would call raise,if not re raise with 4,6clubs?

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dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.Seriously?why would someone be sitting in a little room,waiting for no movement of a mouse, and think"im gonna give this guy AA now cos he is having a pee" for christ sake are you people for real?Im also pretty sure the F.B.I,.NASA or some one would be seriously intersted in this technology,especially some hackers.My God,to even consider the implications of this technology hahaha,
get real people,seriously,so ridiculous its not even funny,just angers me Aww crap! idiots


perhaps if you took the time to read the post properly before commenting you would see that the hand was checked round to me and that that I hit a straight on the flop with a flush draw as well, therefore yes I would of been calling 2 allins with the nuts,, so I think you need to look in a mirror and see whos real oh little brain with big mouth!! its numpties like you that give credence to all those paddy jokes


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Posted by iiiml0sto1:
Just pee in a bottle Big Smile

hmm might be a biy difficult for myself but you go for it,,lol

Edited by midnight1954 (Wednesday, November 10, 2010 @ 11:37 GMT)


     
  10-Nov-10, 12:27   #29
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Pjot 
Joined: May '08
Location: Sweden
Age: 45 (M)
Posts: 1362
Posted by Almonds:
and you would call raise,if not re raise with 4,6clubs?

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dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.Seriously?why would someone be sitting in a little room,waiting for no movement of a mouse, and think"im gonna give this guy AA now cos he is having a pee" for christ sake are you people for real?Im also pretty sure the F.B.I,.NASA or some one would be seriously intersted in this technology,especially some hackers.My God,to even consider the implications of this technology hahaha,
get real people,seriously,so ridiculous its not even funny,just angers me Aww crap! idiots

Humor is sort of an subjective thing. It's in the beholder, so to speak. So if you do not think it is funny, that's understandable. But how could you ever think that B1gfoot was serious??!! I can not understand that??!!! Shock

Unless of course you are pulling some meta-joke-crap on us. Then it was kind of funny, actually...

     
  10-Nov-10, 16:54   #30
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midnight1954 

Joined: Apr '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (F)
Posts: 1010
nah,, wasnt a meta joke just , jumping in with no thought,,lol

     
  10-Nov-10, 19:05   #31
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Pjot 
Joined: May '08
Location: Sweden
Age: 45 (M)
Posts: 1362
Posted by midnight1954:
nah,, wasnt a meta joke just , jumping in with no thought,,lol

Yeah, I suspect that, but I am always willing to give the benefit of a doubt.

I'm a nice kind of a guy. Smile

     
  10-Nov-10, 20:40   #32
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midnight1954 

Joined: Apr '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (F)
Posts: 1010
who says? lol,, i wnt proof

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Posted by magatt966:
just found an indispensable articles for a serious online poker player...expecially the MTT ones

IMHO it is a MUST Big Smile Big Smile



lol,lol,,,,,,,now I know whts missing in my life

Edited by midnight1954 (Wednesday, November 10, 2010 @ 20:46 GMT)


     
  11-Nov-10, 11:47   #33
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Pjot 
Joined: May '08
Location: Sweden
Age: 45 (M)
Posts: 1362
Posted by midnight1954:
who says? lol,, i wnt proof



Well, ehrm... My mother says so?

And, my teacher in highschool! And this is a true story:

When I started highschool a girl in a senior year asked my teacher what the name of that though looking dude in his class was. My teacher didn't know who she was talking about. She gave him a description.

Teacher: "What? Pjot? He is not though! He is so nice he is borderline retarded?"

True story. The teacher told it to me himself...

     
  11-Nov-10, 12:16   #34
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midnight1954 

Joined: Apr '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (F)
Posts: 1010
hhmmmm,,, can you give me proof that you hve a mother and not found in the cabbage patch,,, lol,,,nice story though

     
  11-Nov-10, 16:14   #35
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schwabo 

Joined: Mar '10
Location: Croatia
Age: 64 (F)
Posts: 933
Hi,seems we all need a notebook Thumbs Up Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap!
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  11-Nov-10, 17:09   #36
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MANUEDO 
Joined: Apr '08
Location: Italy
Age: 48 (M)
Posts: 1955
Posted by magatt966:
I solved this problem easily.....
I bought a notebook and I have a wireless internet connection so my notebook follow me everywhere.......... expecially in the bathroom Blink


I'm scared of the idea of playing poker while am sitting on wc, but to think of someone able to evacuate and play at same time it's very very funny Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
  11-Nov-10, 20:49   #37
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midnight1954 

Joined: Apr '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (F)
Posts: 1010
Posted by MANUEDO:
Posted by magatt966:
I solved this problem easily.....
I bought a notebook and I have a wireless internet connection so my notebook follow me everywhere.......... expecially in the bathroom Blink


I'm scared of the idea of playing poker while am sitting on wc, but to think of someone able to evacuate and play at same time it's very very funny Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile


I reckon I could make you evacuate very easily Evil Evil

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Posted by MANUEDO:
Posted by magatt966:
I solved this problem easily.....
I bought a notebook and I have a wireless internet connection so my notebook follow me everywhere.......... expecially in the bathroom Blink


I'm scared of the idea of playing poker while am sitting on wc, but to think of someone able to evacuate and play at same time it's very very funny Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile


I reckon I could make you evacuate very easily Evil and fold Evil

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ooops,, 2 birds with 1 stone

     
  12-Nov-10, 13:18   #38
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xdonkingx 
Joined: Aug '09
Location: Spain
Age: 25 (M)
Posts: 19
this kind of things are part of the poker game, experienced players call this kind of things variance, all the other... bad luck lol

by the way, this is the kind of thing that not usually happens, but it will be a very good way to see if you can control your tilting isuues.

     
  12-Nov-10, 16:10   #39
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magatt966 

Joined: Jan '09
Location: Italy
Age: 43 (M)
Posts: 3351
Posted by midnight1954:
Posted by MANUEDO:
Posted by magatt966:
I solved this problem easily.....
I bought a notebook and I have a wireless internet connection so my notebook follow me everywhere.......... expecially in the bathroom Blink


I'm scared of the idea of playing poker while am sitting on wc, but to think of someone able to evacuate and play at same time it's very very funny Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile


I reckon I could make you evacuate very easily Evil Evil

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Posted by MANUEDO:
Posted by magatt966:
I solved this problem easily.....
I bought a notebook and I have a wireless internet connection so my notebook follow me everywhere.......... expecially in the bathroom Blink


I'm scared of the idea of playing poker while am sitting on wc, but to think of someone able to evacuate and play at same time it's very very funny Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile


I reckon I could make you evacuate very easily Evil and fold Evil

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ooops,, 2 birds with 1 stone




maybe you meant ....with one tyre Tongue

     
  14-Nov-10, 12:00   #40
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mahdrof 

Joined: Nov '09
Location: Canada
Age: 45 (M)
Posts: 2191
Posted by magatt966:
Posted by midnight1954:
Posted by MANUEDO:
Posted by magatt966:
I solved this problem easily.....
I bought a notebook and I have a wireless internet connection so my notebook follow me everywhere.......... expecially in the bathroom Blink


I'm scared of the idea of playing poker while am sitting on wc, but to think of someone able to evacuate and play at same time it's very very funny Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile


I reckon I could make you evacuate very easily Evil Evil

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Posted by MANUEDO:
Posted by magatt966:
I solved this problem easily.....
I bought a notebook and I have a wireless internet connection so my notebook follow me everywhere.......... expecially in the bathroom Blink


I'm scared of the idea of playing poker while am sitting on wc, but to think of someone able to evacuate and play at same time it's very very funny Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile


I reckon I could make you evacuate very easily Evil and fold Evil

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ooops,, 2 birds with 1 stone




maybe you meant ....with one tyre Tongue



LOL!

I think you and midnight should square off HU. Blink

     
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