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Surgery:

Five surgeons are talking.



The first, an Ontario surgeon, says: " I like to see accountants on

my operating table, because when you open them up, everything

inside is numbered. "



The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds: " Yeah, but you should

try electricians. Everything inside of them is colour coded. "



The third, a B.C. surgeon, says: " No, I really think librarians are the

best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order. "



The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in: " You know, I like construction

workers, those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. "



But, the fifth, a Newfoundlander, shut them all up when he observed:

" You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, -- and the

head and the arse are interchangeable. "

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Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...

She bought an air conditioner. "

2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"

1st Hillbilly says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

2nd Hillbilly says: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid,

she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"

1st Hillbilly says: "Why is that so stupid?"

2nd Hillbilly says: "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

3rd Hillbilly says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both

yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the

other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."

1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: "Well, what's so dumb about that? "

3rd Hillbilly says: "She ain't got no pecker.

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12 Italian Priests

Twelve Italian priests were about

to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line

up in a straight row, totally nude,

in a garden while a sexy, beautiful,

big breasted, nude model danced

before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached

to his weenie, and they were told

that anyone whose bell rang when

she danced in front of them would

not be ordained because he had not

reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before

the first candidate with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with

the same response from all the

priests until she got to the final

priest, Carlos.

Poor Carlos. As she danced, his

bell began to ring so loudly that it

flew off, clattering across the

ground and laid to rest in

nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly

scrambled to where the bell came

to rest. He bent over to pick it up...

and all the other bells started to ring.

Edited by dlkiv (09 January 2011 @ 11:34 GMT)


     
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ty for the smiles dlkiv Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Big Smile Big Smile

     
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LOL, had to read them twice,> 2hrs sleep is starting to have an effect on me Sleepy
LOL

     
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Posted by SuperNoob:
ty for the smiles dlkiv Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Big Smile Big Smile

lol your welcome Big Smile

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Posted by B1gfoot:
LOL, had to read them twice,> 2hrs sleep is starting to have an effect on me Sleepy
LOL

You OK buddy ??? Y U only sleeping 2 hours?

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Heres another

Lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, 'What is your name?'

'I can't tell you,' the black man says.

Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, he can't tell her. On her last night there she asks again 'Can you please tell me your name?'

'I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me.' says the black man.

'There is no reason for me to laugh at you,' the lady says.
'Fine, my name is Snow!' the black man replies. And the lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says, ' I knew you would make fun of it'.

The lady replied, 'I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my husband who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow every day in Jamaica.

     
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LOOL dlkiv,
priests one is too funny Worship Worship

     
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YaY Dlkiv still doing your queen bee duties round here i see Heart

     
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Posted by JeVoOOo:
YaY Dlkiv still doing your queen bee duties round here i see Heart

lol Big Smile I am very glad that you have come back to us as well JeVoOOo Blink

     
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Don't see what's so funny about the surgeon one. I studied biology until 18 and it all seems anatomically correct to me.

The priests one was hilarious and deserves a Thumbs Up

     
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10" of snow... LOL Big Smile

Pretty funy stuff dlkiv.

And thanks!
Because I just got busted in a very unpleasant Monthly Million, and I needed that.
You brought a smile back on my face. Worship

     
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Posted by awood88:
Don't see what's so funny about the surgeon one. I studied biology until 18 and it all seems anatomically correct to me.

The priests one was hilarious and deserves a Thumbs Up

lol awood88 Big Smile I get some funny emails

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Posted by IslandJack:
10" of snow... LOL Big Smile

Pretty funy stuff dlkiv.

And thanks!
Because I just got busted in a very unpleasant Monthly Million, and I needed that.
You brought a smile back on my face. Worship



Sorry about teh bust happy you are smiling Smile

     
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