13-Jan-08, 10:10 #1
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Posted 13-Jan-08, 10:10
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M3turbo
Joined: Dec '07
Location: Denmark
Age: 40 (M)
Posts: 2644
Can someone tell me what 17 blondes are doing out side a disco/night-club?
13-Jan-08, 12:22 #2
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Posted 13-Jan-08, 12:22
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Nitscho
Joined: Sep '07
Location: Germany
Age: 36 (M)
Posts: 485
They're waiting for the number 18 so they are allowed to get in
13-Jan-08, 15:17 #3
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Posted 13-Jan-08, 15:17
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Im2good4u
Joined: Oct '07
Location: Philippines
Age: 41 (M)
Posts: 1443
LOL
13-Jan-08, 15:57 #4
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Posted 13-Jan-08, 15:57
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Nitscho
Joined: Sep '07
Location: Germany
Age: 36 (M)
Posts: 485
everytime these jokes about blonde ladies tztztz
13-Jan-08, 19:16 #5
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Posted 13-Jan-08, 19:16
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M3turbo
Joined: Dec '07
Location: Denmark
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LOL ok new 1 how do you get a cat to sound like a dog?
14-Jan-08, 13:35 #6
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Posted 14-Jan-08, 13:35
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M3turbo
Joined: Dec '07
Location: Denmark
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Posts: 2644
Poor gasoline on it and light WOOOOOF
14-Jan-08, 16:03 #7
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Posted 14-Jan-08, 16:03
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sampotho
Joined: Sep '07
Location: Finland
Age: 35 (M)
Posts: 32
haha haven't heard that 1 before
14-Jan-08, 16:11 #8
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Posted 14-Jan-08, 16:11
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M3turbo
Joined: Dec '07
Location: Denmark
Age: 40 (M)
Posts: 2644
Ok thats good here's the dog version: How to get a dog to sound like a cat...freeze it down and cut it with an electric saw...MIIIIAAW
15-Jan-08, 15:34 #9
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Posted 15-Jan-08, 15:34
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toroo
Joined: Nov '07
Location: Finland
Age: 58 (M)
Posts: 59
I just dont get it
15-Jan-08, 18:08 #10
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Posted 15-Jan-08, 18:08
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M3turbo
Joined: Dec '07
Location: Denmark
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Posts: 2644
Hehe imagine how it sounds when u cut something hard with a electric tool. Like a screaming cat (frozendog)
15-Jan-08, 18:12 #11
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Posted 15-Jan-08, 18:12
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Nitscho
Joined: Sep '07
Location: Germany
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loler nice jokes ^^
15-Jan-08, 18:47 #12
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Posted 15-Jan-08, 18:47
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Benner
Joined: Jan '08
Location: Denmark
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Posts: 87
OLLLD JOKE
15-Jan-08, 20:00 #13
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Posted 15-Jan-08, 20:00
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M3turbo
Joined: Dec '07
Location: Denmark
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Hehe im an old boy! Im not the joke master but nobody posted a joke so i thought here we go with the oldies. Please post if you got some
16-Jan-08, 06:00 #14
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Posted 16-Jan-08, 06:00
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300zx
Joined: Sep '07
Location: Canada
Age: 47 (M)
Posts: 132
lol
17-Jan-08, 17:21 #15
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Posted 17-Jan-08, 17:21
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GJmetal
Joined: Jan '08
Location: Netherlands
Age: 60 (M)
Posts: 622
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
17-Jan-08, 18:07 #16
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Posted 17-Jan-08, 18:07
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Jagd
Joined: Oct '07
Location: Russian Federation
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Posts: 18
I under a table
20-Jan-08, 17:14 #17
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Posted 20-Jan-08, 17:14
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go3an
Joined: Sep '07
Location: Sweden
Age: 36 (M)
Posts: 714
my father is so cheap that when i was a boy, he pulled the plugg on the alarm klock "you cant tell time when you sleep"
20-Jan-08, 21:30 #18
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Posted 20-Jan-08, 21:30
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tijmentjuh
Joined: Nov '07
Location: Netherlands
Age: 36 (M)
Posts: 471
Posted by go3an: my father is so cheap that when i was a boy, he pulled the plugg on the alarm klock "you cant tell time when you sleep"
are you not a boy than anymore???
20-Jan-08, 22:40 #19
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Posted 20-Jan-08, 22:40
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go3an
Joined: Sep '07
Location: Sweden
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Posts: 714
boy=child, and i realy dont have a unny coment
29-Jan-08, 23:54 #20
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Posted 29-Jan-08, 23:54
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knightrocker
Joined: Jan '08
Location: Canada
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Posts: 3
Dentist: "try to relax. I'll pull your aching tooth in 5 mins. Patient: How much will this cost? dentist: It'll be $100 Patient: THAT MUCH?? for 5 mins work Dentist: Well, if you prefer I can pull it out VERY slowly
Edited by knightrocker (29 January 2008 @ 23:59 GMT)