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  28-Dec-11, 12:25   #1
Best poker insults!!!! , you have got so far 0 
samitheman99 
Joined: Mar '10
Location: Finland
Age: 25 (M)
Posts: 73
Hey peeps

I know almost all players got there fair share of insults from opponents , just share them overhere

just for fun loll

     
  28-Dec-11, 12:40   #2
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SuperNoob 

Joined: May '09
Location: India
Age: 27 (M)
Posts: 4871
have my chat usually off these days when i play and although had some insults in the past, i never bothered to remember Tongue

     
  28-Dec-11, 14:05   #3
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mahdrof 

Joined: Nov '09
Location: Canada
Age: 45 (M)
Posts: 2154
None really, most of them are lame and tired like "DONK" or "FISH". The sites censor out the meaty parts so not much left over. Sorry.

     
  28-Dec-11, 14:25   #4
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arsenej1 

Joined: Mar '09
Location: Canada
Age: 26 (M)
Posts: 1417
only insult i have in poker is calling an allin with "A2 unsuited" and taking buddys pocket kings out Blink not an insult but always a slap in the face.

     
  28-Dec-11, 14:39   #5
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Serpang 
Joined: Jan '10
Location: Indonesia
Age: 50 (M)
Posts: 1094
When I lost my good card AA to my opponent 72 off suit, I raised, he go all in ( 3/4 of my stake ). of course I called and he got 2 pair, I didn't hit A. And he said : loser, lol !!!!

     
  28-Dec-11, 14:44   #6
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0x33 
Joined: Nov '11
Location: Germany
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 29
''Hitler kaput'' is something i hear often Big Smile Also the random trashtalk, like fu, fish, donk, etc.....

It always makes me smili when ppl show such a behaviour. They normally have to be pissed of in real life or something Big Smile

     
  28-Dec-11, 15:01   #7
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Ruda1990 
Joined: Dec '11
Location: Romania
Age: 24 (M)
Posts: 6
When you lost they don`t insulted you. But when you win..... you are insulted every times they act one`s age. Thumbs Down

     
  28-Dec-11, 15:50   #8
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MicroMachina 

Joined: Aug '08
Location: Canada
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 657
"nit"

     
  28-Dec-11, 15:54   #9
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jovicakralj 

Joined: Nov '10
Location: Serbia
Age: 27 (M)
Posts: 1992
Funny thing is that most people insult me on my country based Shock They see Bosnia on Stars for example and after I start outplaying them they start telling stuff like:
''If you lose you will be hungry right?''
''Here, take it, it must be yur salery for month''
''At least I dont live in that shitty country''

And I find it hilarious Big Smile If I respond I usually go with: ''Its Ok for me to live here as long as i have donks like you to donate money to me''

     
  28-Dec-11, 16:14   #10
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mahdrof 

Joined: Nov '09
Location: Canada
Age: 45 (M)
Posts: 2154
Posted by mahdrof:
None really, most of them are lame and tired like "DONK" or "FISH". The sites censor out the meaty parts so not much left over. Sorry.


Now that I think about it, I often take the avatar of a black man, so I get a kick out of it when they call me things like "n****r". With winter finally taking hold here in The Great White North, I am about as pale as you can get! Tongue

     
  28-Dec-11, 16:17   #11
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shoveandtilt 

Joined: Jan '10
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 26 (M)
Posts: 543
"you supernoobdonkbox, wtf was that?"

supernoobdonkbox...made me laugh so hard

     
  28-Dec-11, 16:36   #12
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arthur72 

Joined: Mar '09
Location: Australia
Age: 42 (M)
Posts: 313
CAK SAK lol I guess we all no what that means so I use that one too LOL Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap!

     
  28-Dec-11, 16:36   #13
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dlkiv 

Joined: Aug '08
Location: Canada
Age: 48 (F)
Posts: 2475
Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by mahdrof:
None really, most of them are lame and tired like "DONK" or "FISH". The sites censor out the meaty parts so not much left over. Sorry.


Now that I think about it, I often take the avatar of a black man, so I get a kick out of it when they call me things like "n****r". With winter finally taking hold here in The Great White North, I am about as pale as you can get! Tongue



lol Have you got snow yet? I have not here Big Smile and would be quite happy without any Big Smile

Being that I play live the worst I have been called is a big boobed bimbo Big Smile . My pocket queens beat his AA in flop,( Q came down in flop). He went all in I called. lol I blew him a kiss as he walked away Blink

Edited by dlkiv (Wednesday, December 28, 2011 @ 16:57 GMT)


     
  28-Dec-11, 17:07   #14
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mahdrof 

Joined: Nov '09
Location: Canada
Age: 45 (M)
Posts: 2154
Posted by dlkiv:
lol Have you got snow yet? I have not here Big Smile and would be quite happy without any Big Smile


The snow held off really until Christmas day, getting more today. I like a late start to winter like this, but overall I enjoy this season. Lacing up my skates and hitting the ice with a hockey stick and puck for the first time is always a great feeling. Smile

     
  28-Dec-11, 17:20   #15
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dlkiv 

Joined: Aug '08
Location: Canada
Age: 48 (F)
Posts: 2475
Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by dlkiv:
lol Have you got snow yet? I have not here Big Smile and would be quite happy without any Big Smile


The snow held off really until Christmas day, getting more today. I like a late start to winter like this, but overall I enjoy this season. Lacing up my skates and hitting the ice with a hockey stick and puck for the first time is always a great feeling. Smile



lol so is beach weather and playing hockey on roller-blades Big Smile

     
  28-Dec-11, 18:55   #16
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Arithmajik 

Joined: Feb '11
Location: Canada
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 1568
Ha ha, poor jokes are the best Jovicakralj. And supernoobdonkbox is the best. I get dumb comments a lot but I usually instigate by asking dumb questions in responce. So far no snow really in Southern Ontario but northern definitely.

Also props Dlkiv, a kiss is probably the best responce there. I'm sure he went away just churning.

     
  28-Dec-11, 20:55   #17
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crash58 
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 751
I've had people tell me they hope i die in a car crash, then they keep going and say i hope your wife and children die in a car crash. stupid things like that. i just laugh, cause i know where is coming from.

     
  28-Dec-11, 21:05   #18
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fcumred 

Joined: Apr '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 44 (M)
Posts: 1232
the best insult I've ever seen was from a German player who was being abused by some US donk who cracked his AA with A 3 offsuit. The yank was using the old "I had your mother last night" which wasn't gaining any response so he tried calling the German a nazi... The German just replied "Isn't it a good job that a players stack isn't reflected by the intelligence of the player because if it was, that idiot wouldn't have enough to post an ante"..

I spat coffee at the monitor with laughter..

     
  28-Dec-11, 21:05   #19
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Greenmohave 

Joined: Jan '11
Location: United States
Age: 50 (M)
Posts: 3361
My most memorable insult was while playing a $2.20 SnG> I was dealt a pair of A's and before I could call this Russian calls pot and the flop (can't recall all cards, but included an A. So, here I sit with my 3 - A's and I just follow his bets. I didn't even go All-in or nothing to crush him.
Anyway by the end of the hand I was the "Fat Greedy American who didn't need to be playing micro SnG's.
Still as of now I've only been playing for about one year. So there you have it. Good Luck to All!

     
  28-Dec-11, 21:26   #20
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Darth_bane 
Joined: Oct '11
Location: Belgium
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 138
well i've had my share ...top 3 are
1) blood panda i kill!!! go i know your mother(russian)
2) your mother will have a bad xmas(think romanian)
3)f*** german,i F**** your country(not sure,was along time ago)

i'm pretty sure there are some good eastern europea ones but i can't read that gibberish

     
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