Joined: Jan '10
Location: Indonesia
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When I lost my good card AA to my opponent 72 off suit, I raised, he go all in ( 3/4 of my stake ). of course I called and he got 2 pair, I didn't hit A. And he said : loser, lol !!!!
Joined: Nov '10
Location: Serbia
Age: 37 (M)
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Funny thing is that most people insult me on my country based They see Bosnia on Stars for example and after I start outplaying them they start telling stuff like: ''If you lose you will be hungry right?'' ''Here, take it, it must be yur salery for month'' ''At least I dont live in that shitty country''
And I find it hilarious If I respond I usually go with: ''Its Ok for me to live here as long as i have donks like you to donate money to me''
Joined: Nov '09
Location: Canada
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 2387
Posted by mahdrof: None really, most of them are lame and tired like "DONK" or "FISH". The sites censor out the meaty parts so not much left over. Sorry.
Now that I think about it, I often take the avatar of a black man, so I get a kick out of it when they call me things like "n****r". With winter finally taking hold here in The Great White North, I am about as pale as you can get!
Joined: Aug '08
Location: Canada
Age: 58 (F)
Posts: 2558
Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by mahdrof: None really, most of them are lame and tired like "DONK" or "FISH". The sites censor out the meaty parts so not much left over. Sorry.
Now that I think about it, I often take the avatar of a black man, so I get a kick out of it when they call me things like "n****r". With winter finally taking hold here in The Great White North, I am about as pale as you can get!
lol Have you got snow yet? I have not here and would be quite happy without any
Being that I play live the worst I have been called is a big boobed bimbo . My pocket queens beat his AA in flop,( Q came down in flop). He went all in I called. lol I blew him a kiss as he walked away
Joined: Nov '09
Location: Canada
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Posted by dlkiv: lol Have you got snow yet? I have not here and would be quite happy without any
The snow held off really until Christmas day, getting more today. I like a late start to winter like this, but overall I enjoy this season. Lacing up my skates and hitting the ice with a hockey stick and puck for the first time is always a great feeling.
Joined: Aug '08
Location: Canada
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Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by dlkiv: lol Have you got snow yet? I have not here and would be quite happy without any
The snow held off really until Christmas day, getting more today. I like a late start to winter like this, but overall I enjoy this season. Lacing up my skates and hitting the ice with a hockey stick and puck for the first time is always a great feeling.
lol so is beach weather and playing hockey on roller-blades
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Canada
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Ha ha, poor jokes are the best Jovicakralj. And supernoobdonkbox is the best. I get dumb comments a lot but I usually instigate by asking dumb questions in responce. So far no snow really in Southern Ontario but northern definitely.
Also props Dlkiv, a kiss is probably the best responce there. I'm sure he went away just churning.
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Canada
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I've had people tell me they hope i die in a car crash, then they keep going and say i hope your wife and children die in a car crash. stupid things like that. i just laugh, cause i know where is coming from.
the best insult I've ever seen was from a German player who was being abused by some US donk who cracked his AA with A 3 offsuit. The yank was using the old "I had your mother last night" which wasn't gaining any response so he tried calling the German a nazi... The German just replied "Isn't it a good job that a players stack isn't reflected by the intelligence of the player because if it was, that idiot wouldn't have enough to post an ante"..
Joined: Jan '11
Location: United States
Age: 60 (M)
Posts: 3361
My most memorable insult was while playing a $2.20 SnG> I was dealt a pair of A's and before I could call this Russian calls pot and the flop (can't recall all cards, but included an A. So, here I sit with my 3 - A's and I just follow his bets. I didn't even go All-in or nothing to crush him. Anyway by the end of the hand I was the "Fat Greedy American who didn't need to be playing micro SnG's. Still as of now I've only been playing for about one year. So there you have it. Good Luck to All!
Joined: Oct '11
Location: Belgium
Age: 44 (M)
Posts: 138
well i've had my share ...top 3 are 1) blood panda i kill!!! go i know your mother(russian) 2) your mother will have a bad xmas(think romanian) 3)f*** german,i F**** your country(not sure,was along time ago)
i'm pretty sure there are some good eastern europea ones but i can't read that gibberish
not an insult but always a slap in the face.
Also the random trashtalk, like fu, fish, donk, etc.....
They see Bosnia on Stars for example and after I start outplaying them they start telling stuff like:
