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  10-Feb-12, 14:42   #1
Good Idea Not to Send Blonde Women to Home Depot !!! +2 
dlkiv 

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Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing He asked his wife Mary,( a blonde), if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the manager was finished, Mary asked him,

"How much is that faucet?"

The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00.

Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that’s an expensive faucet -- certainly out of my price range.."

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.

The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.

>From the storeroom the manager yelled.

"Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?"

Mary shouted back,

"No, but I will for the faucet."

This is why you can't send a BLONDE woman to Home Depot.



Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

Edited by dlkiv (Friday, February 10, 2012 @ 14:44 GMT)


     
  10-Feb-12, 16:22   #2
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IslandJack 

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looooolllll

LMAO Big Smile

Where do you keep getting this stuff?
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  10-Feb-12, 17:26   #3
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dlkiv 

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lol people send me jokes and I post them here Smile I LMAO too Blink

     
  10-Feb-12, 18:23   #4
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jessthehuman 

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  10-Feb-12, 21:24   #5
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Mober 
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This one was also very good Smile Smile Smile Thumbs Up

     
  11-Feb-12, 00:55   #6
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Greenmohave 

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Very funny! Must aggree where do you find your jokes? I can honestly say I have never seen or heard any of therm that you post.

     
  11-Feb-12, 13:05   #7
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dlkiv 

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Posted by Greenmohave:
Very funny! Must aggree where do you find your jokes? I can honestly say I have never seen or heard any of therm that you post.



Wish i could take credit for a creative joke mind but i cannot Big Smile

     
  11-Feb-12, 16:24   #8
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byng0 
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That was very good and jogged my memory , had to be 10 -12 years ago I heard that one with other blond jokes.
An oldie but goodie.

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  11-Feb-12, 18:56   #9
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  11-Feb-12, 19:15   #10
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cluuuur 
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I like it, nice one!

     
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