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28-Feb-12, 17:51 #1

dlkiv

Posted 28-Feb-12, 17:51 #1

dlkiv

Joined: Aug '08
Location: Canada
Age: 58 (F)
Posts: 2558

A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did you get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"

Why do you take a blonde shopping with you?
So you can park in the handicapped spaces.

What do you call 10 blondes standing side by side?
A wind tunnel.

What does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant?
"Gee, I hope it's mine."

Why did the blonde have a hard time making Kool-Aid?
She couldn't get all the water in the little packet

How do you tell when a blonde has used the computer?
There is writing over the white out on the screen

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
13. One to make the batter, and twelve to peel the M&M's.

Why do blondes drive BMW's?
Because they can spell it.

Big Smile

28-Feb-12, 17:54 #2

Mober

Posted 28-Feb-12, 17:54 #2

Mober

Joined: Mar '09
Location: Greece
Age: 47 (F)
Posts: 14136

lol good ones Big Smile

Thank you

28-Feb-12, 17:55 #3

dlkiv

Posted 28-Feb-12, 17:55 #3

dlkiv

Joined: Aug '08
Location: Canada
Age: 58 (F)
Posts: 2558

Posted by Mober:
lol good ones Big Smile

Thank you

You are very welcome dear Smile

5-Mar-12, 16:33 #4

Mysik86

Posted 5-Mar-12, 16:33 #4

Mysik86 Mysik86 is currently offline!

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Location: Poland
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So I put some funnies if you like Big Smile

What woman do in living room?
She has too long chain.

One day, a woman went to zoo shop to buy gift for her husband. She asks seller, what he has in the shop.
- I have great frog - he replies
- Frog? For what?
- It is great in blowjobs.
The woman thought "I hate doing BJ to my husband", so she bought frog. The next day, when she back from work, she saw her husband and frog in the kitchen.
- What are you doing? - she asks
- Honey, when this frog learn to cook, you will f**k out.

Big Smile

5-Mar-12, 17:26 #5

Somaks

Posted 5-Mar-12, 17:26 #5

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