The idiots who want faster structures are obviously massive fish. If you want this, i would suggest playing the lottery instead because you would have just as much chance at winning that. How can i make the final table every tournament when i get sucked out on consistently when i get it 70% 80% or even 90% faviourte? What are you retarded? Arkim is also a massive fish thinking that you are lucky to be sucked out on what a moron. The whole notion of a suckout is having a better hand cracked when the odds are heavily stacked in your favor which stems from being unlucky you fish.
I'm assuming by Arkim you meant me, I don't have much to say as my initial reactions have already been covered.
I'll try to clarify my point. Sharks are obviously a more deadly predator than a piranha, but what do you think would happen if you put a shark in a tank with 5000 piranha fish? Fish win,
Lets not get off on the wrong foot, lets change the topic, what is your next poker related goal? Maybe we can help you get there.
lol nice to meet you MR "idiot",( as said by Redvulture61 above)
I am MRS 'retard" ,( as said by Redvulture61 above)
as for his next poker related goal I would not worry to much about this as
#1 you are MR "idiot" and therefore not as good at poker as he is
and
#2 to old ,( you are 27 now), to know how to play poker as only the best are 18-25
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Not how it works sorry retard. Randomization of seating in MTTs is what makes them great fish. DKiv calling station sees 7,2 offsuit. Gets excited as she thinks this is the best hand in poker. Someone goes all in, she calls as she typically would. Guy turns over pocket AAS, Flop comes 7,2,2 a boat and the fish has once again sucked out on someone yet again.
Edited by Redvulture61 (26 April 2012 @ 12:17 GMT)
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Posted by Redvulture61: Not how it works sorry retard. Randomization of seating in MTTs is what makes them great fish. Im sure you are the biggest fish in online poker. 7,2 offsuit that's like pocket aces to you dilkiv so you go all in. Till this day you still wonder why you can hardly ever win with it hmmm...
LMAO yes I am a fish 7 2 offsuit is my favorite hand, how did you know? Oh yes you are a poker GOD who whines about free rolls.
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Posted by dlkiv:
Posted by Redvulture61: Not how it works sorry retard. Randomization of seating in MTTs is what makes them great fish. Im sure you are the biggest fish in online poker. 7,2 offsuit that's like pocket aces to you dilkiv so you go all in. Till this day you still wonder why you can hardly ever win with it hmmm...
LMAO yes I am a fish 7 2 offsuit is my favorite hand, how did you know? Oh yes you are a poker GOD who whines about free rolls.
Can I PLEASE have your autograph ?
I don't really care anymore as i don't play these games no more. And yes keep donk shoving with 7,2 offsuit. You are invited to my cash games anytime. Me and a bunch of other regs will happily accept your offer to be our ATM. For this, we will entertain you as best we can as long as you still accept to provide this service.
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Posted by dlkiv: I don't play with children nor imbeciles + you bore me.
Awww we were all so excited about the prospect of you being our atm. That's ok i understand. I guess it needs refilling because other sharks have already emptied it. It's a shame, but please let me know when its been filled up again because i will want to be using it.
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Posted by Redvulture61:
Posted by dlkiv:
Posted by Redvulture61: Not how it works sorry retard. Randomization of seating in MTTs is what makes them great fish. Im sure you are the biggest fish in online poker. 7,2 offsuit that's like pocket aces to you dilkiv so you go all in. Till this day you still wonder why you can hardly ever win with it hmmm...
LMAO yes I am a fish 7 2 offsuit is my favorite hand, how did you know? Oh yes you are a poker GOD who whines about free rolls.
Can I PLEASE have your autograph ?
I don't really care anymore as i don't play these games no more. And yes keep donk shoving with 7,2 offsuit. You are invited to my cash games anytime. Me and a bunch of other regs will happily accept your offer to be our ATM. For this, we will entertain you as best we can as long as you still accept to provide this service.
So here's my thought on your useless thread , not much to say cause it's useless , now about you , you're 18 , so you just reached the legal age allowed to play poker ( at least online , but I don't think you've been busting the casinos for 10 years ) , you have max 1 year of experience , you probably donk out in every tournament u play , 99 % freeroll , cause you wouldn't have come here crying about the structure of the freerolls if u were playing $ tournaments , then you go insulting people older than you , if you haven't noticed this is respectable community , with respectable users , so as for that , I believe you're a little brain damaged , but that's ok , now here's my adivce , go out , get a life , get a girlfriend , play poker for 3-4 years , then come back and troll this forum again. Peace !
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Posted by AlexSimion:
Posted by Redvulture61:
Posted by dlkiv:
Posted by Redvulture61: Not how it works sorry retard. Randomization of seating in MTTs is what makes them great fish. Im sure you are the biggest fish in online poker. 7,2 offsuit that's like pocket aces to you dilkiv so you go all in. Till this day you still wonder why you can hardly ever win with it hmmm...
LMAO yes I am a fish 7 2 offsuit is my favorite hand, how did you know? Oh yes you are a poker GOD who whines about free rolls.
Can I PLEASE have your autograph ?
I don't really care anymore as i don't play these games no more. And yes keep donk shoving with 7,2 offsuit. You are invited to my cash games anytime. Me and a bunch of other regs will happily accept your offer to be our ATM. For this, we will entertain you as best we can as long as you still accept to provide this service.
So here's my thought on your useless thread , not much to say cause it's useless , now about you , you're 18 , so you just reached the legal age allowed to play poker ( at least online , but I don't think you've been busting the casinos for 10 years ) , you have max 1 year of experience , you probably donk out in every tournament u play , 99 % freeroll , cause you wouldn't have come here crying about the structure of the freerolls if u were playing $ tournaments , then you go insulting people older than you , if you haven't noticed this is respectable community , with respectable users , so as for that , I believe you're a little brain damaged , but that's ok , now here's my adivce , go out , get a life , get a girlfriend , play poker for 3-4 years , then come back and troll this forum again. Peace !
Another fish welcome to the thread. Brain damaged? Never seen such a incoherent piece of writing in my life. Full stops replaced for with commas? This either makes you illiterate or come to think of it you have broken this key from your endless loses online and while you were subsequently on tilt which would sense given the fact your a massive fish online and live.
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Posted by Redvulture61: Not how it works sorry retard. Randomization of seating in MTTs is what makes them great fish. DKiv calling station sees 7,2 offsuit. Gets excited as she thinks this is the best hand in poker. Someone goes all in, she calls as she typically would. Guy turns over pocket AAS, Flop comes 7,2,2 a boat and the fish has once again sucked out on someone yet again.
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Posted by AlexSimion:
Posted by Redvulture61:
Posted by dlkiv:
Posted by Redvulture61: Not how it works sorry retard. Randomization of seating in MTTs is what makes them great fish. Im sure you are the biggest fish in online poker. 7,2 offsuit that's like pocket aces to you dilkiv so you go all in. Till this day you still wonder why you can hardly ever win with it hmmm...
LMAO yes I am a fish 7 2 offsuit is my favorite hand, how did you know? Oh yes you are a poker GOD who whines about free rolls.
Can I PLEASE have your autograph ?
I don't really care anymore as i don't play these games no more. And yes keep donk shoving with 7,2 offsuit. You are invited to my cash games anytime. Me and a bunch of other regs will happily accept your offer to be our ATM. For this, we will entertain you as best we can as long as you still accept to provide this service.
So here's my thought on your useless thread , not much to say cause it's useless , now about you , you're 18 , so you just reached the legal age allowed to play poker ( at least online , but I don't think you've been busting the casinos for 10 years ) , you have max 1 year of experience , you probably donk out in every tournament u play , 99 % freeroll , cause you wouldn't have come here crying about the structure of the freerolls if u were playing $ tournaments , then you go insulting people older than you , if you haven't noticed this is respectable community , with respectable users , so as for that , I believe you're a little brain damaged , but that's ok , now here's my adivce , go out , get a life , get a girlfriend , play poker for 3-4 years , then come back and troll this forum again. Peace !
haha. this is really great advice, i would strongly recommend you following this. also i recommend you learn some respect and dignity. your 18years old and barely out of nappies. i think you have alot to learn.
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Posted by bullettooth1:
Posted by AlexSimion:
Posted by Redvulture61:
Posted by dlkiv:
Posted by Redvulture61: Not how it works sorry retard. Randomization of seating in MTTs is what makes them great fish. Im sure you are the biggest fish in online poker. 7,2 offsuit that's like pocket aces to you dilkiv so you go all in. Till this day you still wonder why you can hardly ever win with it hmmm...
LMAO yes I am a fish 7 2 offsuit is my favorite hand, how did you know? Oh yes you are a poker GOD who whines about free rolls.
Can I PLEASE have your autograph ?
I don't really care anymore as i don't play these games no more. And yes keep donk shoving with 7,2 offsuit. You are invited to my cash games anytime. Me and a bunch of other regs will happily accept your offer to be our ATM. For this, we will entertain you as best we can as long as you still accept to provide this service.
So here's my thought on your useless thread , not much to say cause it's useless , now about you , you're 18 , so you just reached the legal age allowed to play poker ( at least online , but I don't think you've been busting the casinos for 10 years ) , you have max 1 year of experience , you probably donk out in every tournament u play , 99 % freeroll , cause you wouldn't have come here crying about the structure of the freerolls if u were playing $ tournaments , then you go insulting people older than you , if you haven't noticed this is respectable community , with respectable users , so as for that , I believe you're a little brain damaged , but that's ok , now here's my adivce , go out , get a life , get a girlfriend , play poker for 3-4 years , then come back and troll this forum again. Peace !
haha. this is really great advice, i would strongly recommend you following this. also i recommend you learn some respect and dignity. your 18years old and barely out of nappies. i think you have alot to learn.
good luck with that
Such an original insult seriously my grandmah could come up with better than that. Of course, your a retard so you cant think of anything else to make it worse its also poorly expressed. Looks like your typing comes from stomping on your keyboard.
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Such an original insult seriously my grandmah could come up with better than that. Of course, your a retard so you cant think of anything else to make it worse its also poorly expressed. Looks like your typing comes from stomping on your keyboard. [/QUOTE] it wasnt an insult. it was a statement.
oh, and you got the spelling of grandma wrong. well done
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I have so many haters this exactly what i want to be honest i find it amusing. I only have haters because they are jealous of my superior poker ability. I guess fish will be fish. Anyways, this is the last post i will make because the time is better spent making money from fish like players who have posted above than arguing with them. Arguing is negative -EV rather than playing with them which is what i should of been doing for starters. Anyways have fun and i hope to see some of you fish at the tables so i can use your greatly appreciated ATM service which you provide.
Edited by Redvulture61 (26 April 2012 @ 13:07 GMT)
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Posted by Redvulture61: I have so many haters this exactly what i want to be honest i find it amusing. I only have haters because they are jealous of my superior poker ability. I guess fish will be fish. Anyways, this is the last post i will make because the time is better spent making money from fish like players who have posted above than arguing with them. Arguing is negative -EV rather than playing with them which is what i should of been doing for starters. Anyways have fun and i hope to see some of you fish at the tables so i can use your greatly appreciated ATM service which you provide.
if you are as good as you say you are, why dont you post some graphs to back it up? or better yet tell us where you play and what your handle is? then we can see for ourselves.
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Posted by jessthehuman: If you're a good player then theoritcally increasing blind levels WILL increase your ROI %
However - and this is a BIG however - decreasing the amount of time it takes to play a game will increase your hourly.
Your hourly is more important than your ROI. And the fact is, if you can play more freerolls in less time as a good player, you should make more $$ overall than if you play less, but do a little bit better in each..
This is why thrashing turbo SNGs etc can be so profitable - you earn good rakeback and while your ROI may drop significantly, you get so many more games in that your hourly still goes up.
My point is - if anything, as Doomdy says, decrease the blind levels - since it's a freeroll, the term "ROI" doesn't really apply, since you can't multiply or divide by zero in a meaningful way. Since you're not paying any buying, the ultimate scenario is to simply play as many freerolls as possible, if they all only lasted 1minute, then everyone would play them.. As it is - they last long enough that only people trying to build micro-stakes rolls play then, for anyone else - your hourly is never going to be worth your time..
But if you make freerolls 3000 starting stacks + 15minute blinds, you'll end up with 10hr+ games where you can hit the Final Table and STILL only earn $2 or something.. Seriously, they don't need to go any longer than they already do.
If you're as good as you think you are, then you'll hit some FTs sooner or later, otherwise - keep practising.
I think this is good advice if you only play one at a time. But if you fill your screen with games, play a tight aggressive style, apply a few sound stack management principles, never give up, use the clock and tourney info wisely, and grind every cent you can out of every game....you see a small bankroll grow.The way i see it, I am at the computer anyways, and I have all these games running so why not try to make each one pay...no matter what the amount.
As for the starting stack and blind issue, I find 3000 to be the perfect starting stack (ive played everything from 500-5000.
The BRM freeroll today at Party Poker ran 4.5 hours with a 3000 chip start. To me that is not an innordinate amount of time to spend playing with my fellow BRMers.
Although I don't really care for the Pokerstars BRM freeroll....with over 5000 entrants and 1500 starting chips it lasted 3 hours.
Yes some run longer; so you can be sure that the time not only relates to starting chip stacks and blind levels, but the particular makeup of the field as well.
