Posted by B1gfoot
Could have also linked like so..
Jesus made his usual rounds in heaven when he noticed a wizened, white-haired old man sitting in a corner looking very disconsolate. The next week he was disturbed to come across him again, looking equally miserable, and a week later he stopped to talk to him.
"See here, old fellow," said Jesus kindly, "this is heaven. The sun is shining, you've got all you could want to eat, all the instruments you might want to play-- you're supposed to be blissfully happy! What's wrong?
"Well," said the old man, "you see, I was a carpenter on earth, and lost my only, dearly beloved son at an early age. And here in heaven I was hoping more than anything to find him."
"Tears sprang from Jesus' eyes. "FATHER!" he cried.
The old man jumped to his feet, bursting into tears, and sobbed, "PINOCCHIO!"
Q: Why did the Rationalist cross the road?
A:To be sure to see both sides.
If s**t happens, it's not really s**t.
If s**t happens, it's the will of Allah.
S**t happens because you don't work hard enough.
Why does this s**t always happen to us?
This s**t happened before.
S**t happens because you're bad.
S**t happens rama rama.
Send more s**t.
Knock knock, s**t happens.
There's nothing like a good s**t happening.
S**t happens in your mind.
Maybe s**t happens, maybe it doesn't.
Let's smoke this s**t.
What is s**t anyway?
This s**t doesn't bother me.