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  14-Nov-12, 10:20   #1
MY OWN POKER JOKE +1 
victoryv111 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 169
If u like this poker joke u can share it at the poker tables, i always do and once on the old full tilt a player laughesd so much he transferred me me $3 bukz!! i was only observer railing a friend a
true story.

Also no offence to gay people but they will see the funny side and laugh also, i've had know complaints.

ok here goes ..(copyright lifted) yours to share!!!

Q; What did the Poker Coach tell his 3 Gay Poker Students was the Best Poker Tip he could give then on graduation day of their poker-training course?

A: He told'em, Guys well done you should all do well at poker, as long as you don't forget:
'At the tables always remember, A Straight Beats 3 Queens every-time, good-luck guys'!!!


victoryv111 @ pokerstars & full tilt
$1 staking excepted for daily dollar tounee @ f tilt/ 50-50 split lol, but i'm very serious i play it reg and out of work so every $ counts..if u think the poker joke is worth a buck ..transfer me a $1 entry fee, if u laugh or share it that is lol, but i'm very serious hehe

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Edited by victoryv111 (Wednesday, November 14, 2012 @ 10:46 GMT)


     
  14-Nov-12, 14:19   #2
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Fakiry 

Joined: Apr '09
Location: Portugal
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 4764
It’s a nice joke! I don’t know if all straight mobsters agree with it, some perhaps will talk about pairs on the table that can help turning 3 Queens into a Full House, which now, because of your references, looks more like a Big Party! Perhaps this could be a new name for the combination when one happens to get a full house of jacks over queens, or even queens over jacks, which would be even higher! Sorry, now I’ve got to go visit another site… Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
  14-Nov-12, 14:25   #3
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Rogerio10 
Joined: Jan '12
Location: Slovenia
Age: 25 (M)
Posts: 536
I don't know but for me looks like your own way to begging people for money Smile .

     
  14-Nov-12, 19:03   #4
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8623
Posted by Rogerio10:
I don't know but for me looks like your own way to begging people for money Smile .

yeah i though so too- but Thumbs Up for doing it in "out of the box" style. gl with your quest in being staked & gl at the tables

     
  14-Nov-12, 19:15   #5
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rudefuss 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 43 (M)
Posts: 6
whenever someone gets 4 kings I type in fourking hell!! noone has laughed yet Sad Sad

     
  14-Nov-12, 20:43   #6
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Macubaas 
Joined: Apr '11
Location: Romania
Age: 27 (M)
Posts: 6668
Pretty good joke but i usually i do not rail people on tournaments, i only watch high stakes action from time to time...

Frankly i never thought that railers actually do get some $ from time to time.

     
  14-Nov-12, 21:01   #7
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Greenmohave 

Joined: Jan '11
Location: United States
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 3361
I have no problem with this other then the part where you state while railing someone they gave you $3 bucks because it was so funny. I've never been allowed to chat with any of the players or even type into their chat box while railing. Of course this is at the sites I've played on. Maybe some sites allow this, but based on that part of the story I'm believing what some others stated. You know what I mean?

Tease

     
  14-Nov-12, 22:10   #8
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victoryv111 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 169
i was watching a $10+1 omaha hi/lo tournee at the time and was speaking and joking with a few other player replies to my friend it didnt happen instantly when i i got shipped $3 he also knew i was fresh to online and i was on freerolls so i supp thats why he did it ..i checked is name he was mult-tabling cash games and 2 tournees 6 tables i think so he had cash, i did thank him and said if i spin it up il ship him a profit he said its all mine and gl ..so that was that. i'm not begging by the way, but stake deals between poker buddies is common on low levels me and a few help each other all the time it's high roller games its just the odd tournees i play dd 1$ -5 max at mo if i can afford it that is. gg gl all Smile

     
  14-Nov-12, 22:24   #9
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Mober 
Joined: Mar '09
Location: Greece
Age: 39 (F)
Posts: 10011
Well i dont know how you came up with this joke, but i know about it a few years now Smile
Im pretty sure that i have also seen it in some movie, but i cant recall which one.

     
  14-Nov-12, 22:27   #10
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victoryv111 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 169
dont get 2 poker strategic its a simple fun story, joke to share without going into tactics of cards and flops and etc etc lol relax gg gl Heart

     
  15-Nov-12, 09:57   #11
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Rogerio10 
Joined: Jan '12
Location: Slovenia
Age: 25 (M)
Posts: 536
I usual says when 3 kings hit flop. This is most rasist flop ever. (KKK- KU.KLUX.KLAN) HAHA.

     
  15-Nov-12, 19:32   #12
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victoryv111 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 169
i did here a similar joke once but nothing to do with poker if there is a sim joke i wouldn't be supprised
as card jokes have been adapted to many situations people across all social lifestyles inc songs and poems and explicit stuff to as we know theres nothing new under the sun and many people create same ideas and concepts etc etc etc ..gl gg Smile

     
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