Joined: Feb '12
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If u like this poker joke u can share it at the poker tables, i always do and once on the old full tilt a player laughesd so much he transferred me me $3 bukz!! i was only observer railing a friend a true story.
Also no offence to gay people but they will see the funny side and laugh also, i've had know complaints.
ok here goes ..(copyright lifted) yours to share!!!
Q; What did the Poker Coach tell his 3 Gay Poker Students was the Best Poker Tip he could give then on graduation day of their poker-training course?
A: He told'em, Guys well done you should all do well at poker, as long as you don't forget: 'At the tables always remember, A Straight Beats 3 Queens every-time, good-luck guys'!!!
victoryv111 @ pokerstars & full tilt $1 staking excepted for daily dollar tounee @ f tilt/ 50-50 split lol, but i'm very serious i play it reg and out of work so every $ counts..if u think the poker joke is worth a buck ..transfer me a $1 entry fee, if u laugh or share it that is lol, but i'm very serious hehe
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Edited by victoryv111 (14 November 2012 @ 10:46 GMT)
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It’s a nice joke! I don’t know if all straight mobsters agree with it, some perhaps will talk about pairs on the table that can help turning 3 Queens into a Full House, which now, because of your references, looks more like a Big Party! Perhaps this could be a new name for the combination when one happens to get a full house of jacks over queens, or even queens over jacks, which would be even higher! Sorry, now I’ve got to go visit another site…
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I have no problem with this other then the part where you state while railing someone they gave you $3 bucks because it was so funny. I've never been allowed to chat with any of the players or even type into their chat box while railing. Of course this is at the sites I've played on. Maybe some sites allow this, but based on that part of the story I'm believing what some others stated. You know what I mean?
Joined: Feb '12
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i was watching a $10+1 omaha hi/lo tournee at the time and was speaking and joking with a few other player replies to my friend it didnt happen instantly when i i got shipped $3 he also knew i was fresh to online and i was on freerolls so i supp thats why he did it ..i checked is name he was mult-tabling cash games and 2 tournees 6 tables i think so he had cash, i did thank him and said if i spin it up il ship him a profit he said its all mine and gl ..so that was that. i'm not begging by the way, but stake deals between poker buddies is common on low levels me and a few help each other all the time it's high roller games its just the odd tournees i play dd 1$ -5 max at mo if i can afford it that is. gg gl all
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Well i dont know how you came up with this joke, but i know about it a few years now Im pretty sure that i have also seen it in some movie, but i cant recall which one.
Joined: Feb '12
Location: United Kingdom
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i did here a similar joke once but nothing to do with poker if there is a sim joke i wouldn't be supprised as card jokes have been adapted to many situations people across all social lifestyles inc songs and poems and explicit stuff to as we know theres nothing new under the sun and many people create same ideas and concepts etc etc etc ..gl gg
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for doing it in "out of the box" style. gl with your quest in being staked & gl at the tables
