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  25-Nov-12, 22:23   #1
Tilting Ze Germans Lol -1 
retribution 

Joined: Mar '11
Location: Canada
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 1490
So I was playing a 9man Step 2 Hyper on FT today, and with 5 people left, some german player sucked out on another guy: Funny thing is, most of this chat happened on the last bubble. 3 Left, 2 got step 3, 3rd got a re-try. It was me him and another German. The 2 Germans were being mousey and avoiding each other for the most part, picking on me. Im not calling colussion, because they did play a few hands against each other, but I still think there was kind of an unspoken "lets get the canuck". Anyways, needless to say the guy got REALLY mad and started playing stupid, and I ended up winning. Here's the chat I'm funnyguy:

Leoniechiara: sry
FunnyGuy: it happens
FunnyGuy: its a turbo
Leoniechiara: and i am polite
FunnyGuy: woah
FunnyGuy: ur german
FunnyGuy: and u speak english
FunnyGuy: cool
FunnyGuy: so
FunnyGuy: ur german huh...what was hitler like?
Leoniechiara: how stupid are u?
FunnyGuy: I'm assuming since he's german, u were like..related to him somehow
Leoniechiara: hitler is dead like 70 years
Leoniechiara: u moron
FunnyGuy: yeah, so maybe he's like...a great grandpa
Leoniechiara: hitler was from austria...
FunnyGuy: u seem to know a lot about him
Leoniechiara: if u dont know the facts... shut your motuh
FunnyGuy: a little...TOO much
FunnyGuy: okay sorry
Leoniechiara: i am just well educated
FunnyGuy: *EDITED THIS*. Not going to say what I said here, it's just too bad.
FunnyGuy: *EDITED THIS*. Not going to say what I said here, it's just too bad.
FunnyGuy: so...do you like...strudel?
spiroGR: shut up your mouth!!!
FunnyGuy: woah man
FunnyGuy: cihll
Leoniechiara: in fact... i dont like u
FunnyGuy: i wanna be your friend
FunnyGuy: do you like beer?
Leoniechiara: do u have any manners?
FunnyGuy: du hast mich
FunnyGuy: do you like ramstein?
mysticpig101: yyy
FunnyGuy: manners? what's that? Is that german for something?
FunnyGuy: is it naughty
FunnyGuy: hey is that spiro guy related to you too? he's from germany as well
FunnyGuy: maybe you too are in cahoots
FunnyGuy: you try and cheet me?
Leoniechiara: its really sad how stupid u r
FunnyGuy: I not stupid
Leoniechiara: oh yes you are
FunnyGuy: you know who's stupid
FunnyGuy: Bono
Leoniechiara: u dont know nothing about germany
FunnyGuy: i know germany is the land of chocolate, beer and liederhosen
Leoniechiara: in fact your school system is soo poor...so i am not surprised
FunnyGuy: naw man
FunnyGuy: i live in canada
Leoniechiara: so you r from the US
Leoniechiara: even worse
FunnyGuy: we're rich as &&%%, we all get free dogsleds
FunnyGuy: do
FunnyGuy: canada isnt part of the US, now who's stupid?
Leoniechiara: u said u live in canada
FunnyGuy: i do
FunnyGuy: Canada is america junior
Leoniechiara: so i assumed ur not from Canada
FunnyGuy: why would u assume im not from canada if that's clearly where it says im from
Leoniechiara: bring it i bust u
FunnyGuy: okay
FunnyGuy: canada vs germany...ww3 up in the hiezy
FunnyGuy: so
FunnyGuy: have u ever had a german mustache ride?
Leoniechiara: do u have brain?
FunnyGuy: yes otherwise i wouldnt function would i
FunnyGuy: hm
FunnyGuy: i thim im gunna
FunnyGuy: i have k10
FunnyGuy: i wanna call so bad
Leoniechiara: A8
FunnyGuy: good to know
Leoniechiara: nh
Leoniechiara: bad try
FunnyGuy: thats what she said...to you after sex

Edited by retribution (Sunday, November 25, 2012 @ 22:25 GMT)


     
  25-Nov-12, 22:32   #2
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Administrator 

Joined: Aug '07
Location: Malta
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 7839
Posted by retribution:
FunnyGuy: ur german huh...what was hitler like?


FunnyGuy lost the discussion right there... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law

     
  25-Nov-12, 22:43   #3
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retribution 

Joined: Mar '11
Location: Canada
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 1490
Posted by Administrator:
Posted by retribution:
FunnyGuy: ur german huh...what was hitler like?


FunnyGuy lost the discussion right there... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law


Lol, I KNEW someone would make that reference. That's the second time you've made reference to that in these forums lol.

     
  25-Nov-12, 22:47   #4
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Administrator 

Joined: Aug '07
Location: Malta
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 7839
Yep, cause when a law is on the internet, it's gotta be true Cool

     
  26-Nov-12, 06:42   #5
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rbdflyboy 

Joined: Apr '11
Location: Canada
Age: 60 (M)
Posts: 1222
stop you're killin me f........k Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Worship

     
  26-Nov-12, 06:56   #6
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zeroster 

Joined: May '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 51 (M)
Posts: 1372
Hilarious, but not knowing what it was that you felt the need to edit out is killing me. Big Smile

     
  26-Nov-12, 07:12   #7
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jessthehuman 

Joined: Apr '09
Location: Australia
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 6441
Posted by zeroster:
Hilarious, but not knowing what it was that you felt the need to edit out is killing me. Big Smile


agreed. Come on....

     
  27-Nov-12, 19:02   #8
  0 
retribution 

Joined: Mar '11
Location: Canada
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 1490
Posted by zeroster:
Hilarious, but not knowing what it was that you felt the need to edit out is killing me. Big Smile


FunnyGuy: Please don't put me in a camp.
FunnyGuy: I burn easily.


     
  27-Nov-12, 19:19   #9
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zeroster 

Joined: May '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 51 (M)
Posts: 1372
Shock Ouch!

No, that's not funny really. Totally out of order in fact. Nah not at all funny. Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Blink

Edited by zeroster (Tuesday, November 27, 2012 @ 19:24 GMT)


     
  27-Nov-12, 21:55   #10
  0 
Weenie 
Joined: Aug '12
Location: Slovakia
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 680
nice psychological move Big Smile Big Smile He made one mistake. He answered to your questions and allusions Big Smile and congtatulations to win ... what kind of tournament is it?

     
  27-Nov-12, 22:40   #11
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Greenmohave 

Joined: Jan '11
Location: United States
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 3361
Posted by retribution:
So I was playing a 9man Step 2 Hyper on FT today, and with 5 people left, some german player sucked out on another guy: Funny thing is, most of this chat happened on the last bubble. 3 Left, 2 got step 3, 3rd got a re-try. It was me him and another German. The 2 Germans were being mousey and avoiding each other for the most part, picking on me. Im not calling colussion, because they did play a few hands against each other, but I still think there was kind of an unspoken "lets get the canuck". Anyways, needless to say the guy got REALLY mad and started playing stupid, and I ended up winning. Here's the chat I'm funnyguy:

Leoniechiara: sry
FunnyGuy: it happens
FunnyGuy: its a turbo
Leoniechiara: and i am polite
FunnyGuy: woah
FunnyGuy: ur german
FunnyGuy: and u speak english
FunnyGuy: cool
FunnyGuy: so
FunnyGuy: ur german huh...what was hitler like?
Leoniechiara: how stupid are u?
FunnyGuy: I'm assuming since he's german, u were like..related to him somehow
Leoniechiara: hitler is dead like 70 years
Leoniechiara: u moron
FunnyGuy: yeah, so maybe he's like...a great grandpa
Leoniechiara: hitler was from austria...
FunnyGuy: u seem to know a lot about him
Leoniechiara: if u dont know the facts... shut your motuh
FunnyGuy: a little...TOO much
FunnyGuy: okay sorry
Leoniechiara: i am just well educated
FunnyGuy: *EDITED THIS*. Not going to say what I said here, it's just too bad.
FunnyGuy: *EDITED THIS*. Not going to say what I said here, it's just too bad.
FunnyGuy: so...do you like...strudel?
spiroGR: shut up your mouth!!!
FunnyGuy: woah man
FunnyGuy: cihll
Leoniechiara: in fact... i dont like u
FunnyGuy: i wanna be your friend
FunnyGuy: do you like beer?
Leoniechiara: do u have any manners?
FunnyGuy: du hast mich
FunnyGuy: do you like ramstein?
mysticpig101: yyy
FunnyGuy: manners? what's that? Is that german for something?
FunnyGuy: is it naughty
FunnyGuy: hey is that spiro guy related to you too? he's from germany as well
FunnyGuy: maybe you too are in cahoots
FunnyGuy: you try and cheet me?
Leoniechiara: its really sad how stupid u r
FunnyGuy: I not stupid
Leoniechiara: oh yes you are
FunnyGuy: you know who's stupid
FunnyGuy: Bono
Leoniechiara: u dont know nothing about germany
FunnyGuy: i know germany is the land of chocolate, beer and liederhosen
Leoniechiara: in fact your school system is soo poor...so i am not surprised
FunnyGuy: naw man
FunnyGuy: i live in canada
Leoniechiara: so you r from the US
Leoniechiara: even worse
FunnyGuy: we're rich as &&%%, we all get free dogsleds
FunnyGuy: do
FunnyGuy: canada isnt part of the US, now who's stupid?
Leoniechiara: u said u live in canada
FunnyGuy: i do
FunnyGuy: Canada is america junior
Leoniechiara: so i assumed ur not from Canada
FunnyGuy: why would u assume im not from canada if that's clearly where it says im from
Leoniechiara: bring it i bust u
FunnyGuy: okay
FunnyGuy: canada vs germany...ww3 up in the hiezy
FunnyGuy: so
FunnyGuy: have u ever had a german mustache ride?
Leoniechiara: do u have brain?
FunnyGuy: yes otherwise i wouldnt function would i
FunnyGuy: hm
FunnyGuy: i thim im gunna
FunnyGuy: i have k10
FunnyGuy: i wanna call so bad
Leoniechiara: A8
FunnyGuy: good to know
Leoniechiara: nh
Leoniechiara: bad try
FunnyGuy: thats what she said...to you after sex



Damn, you was blowing them a bunch of poop for quite some time ay? No matter what anyone else haws to say I laughed harder as I read through the comments, but I just don't have the guts to pull off something like that. Believe me! There's times I've wanted to, but I just shutup and mind my own. Very couragious!

LOL

     
  27-Nov-12, 23:39   #12
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retribution 

Joined: Mar '11
Location: Canada
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 1490
Posted by Greenmohave:
Posted by retribution:
So I was playing a 9man Step 2 Hyper on FT today, and with 5 people left, some german player sucked out on another guy: Funny thing is, most of this chat happened on the last bubble. 3 Left, 2 got step 3, 3rd got a re-try. It was me him and another German. The 2 Germans were being mousey and avoiding each other for the most part, picking on me. Im not calling colussion, because they did play a few hands against each other, but I still think there was kind of an unspoken "lets get the canuck". Anyways, needless to say the guy got REALLY mad and started playing stupid, and I ended up winning. Here's the chat I'm funnyguy:

Leoniechiara: sry
FunnyGuy: it happens
FunnyGuy: its a turbo
Leoniechiara: and i am polite
FunnyGuy: woah
FunnyGuy: ur german
FunnyGuy: and u speak english
FunnyGuy: cool
FunnyGuy: so
FunnyGuy: ur german huh...what was hitler like?
Leoniechiara: how stupid are u?
FunnyGuy: I'm assuming since he's german, u were like..related to him somehow
Leoniechiara: hitler is dead like 70 years
Leoniechiara: u moron
FunnyGuy: yeah, so maybe he's like...a great grandpa
Leoniechiara: hitler was from austria...
FunnyGuy: u seem to know a lot about him
Leoniechiara: if u dont know the facts... shut your motuh
FunnyGuy: a little...TOO much
FunnyGuy: okay sorry
Leoniechiara: i am just well educated
FunnyGuy: *EDITED THIS*. Not going to say what I said here, it's just too bad.
FunnyGuy: *EDITED THIS*. Not going to say what I said here, it's just too bad.
FunnyGuy: so...do you like...strudel?
spiroGR: shut up your mouth!!!
FunnyGuy: woah man
FunnyGuy: cihll
Leoniechiara: in fact... i dont like u
FunnyGuy: i wanna be your friend
FunnyGuy: do you like beer?
Leoniechiara: do u have any manners?
FunnyGuy: du hast mich
FunnyGuy: do you like ramstein?
mysticpig101: yyy
FunnyGuy: manners? what's that? Is that german for something?
FunnyGuy: is it naughty
FunnyGuy: hey is that spiro guy related to you too? he's from germany as well
FunnyGuy: maybe you too are in cahoots
FunnyGuy: you try and cheet me?
Leoniechiara: its really sad how stupid u r
FunnyGuy: I not stupid
Leoniechiara: oh yes you are
FunnyGuy: you know who's stupid
FunnyGuy: Bono
Leoniechiara: u dont know nothing about germany
FunnyGuy: i know germany is the land of chocolate, beer and liederhosen
Leoniechiara: in fact your school system is soo poor...so i am not surprised
FunnyGuy: naw man
FunnyGuy: i live in canada
Leoniechiara: so you r from the US
Leoniechiara: even worse
FunnyGuy: we're rich as &&%%, we all get free dogsleds
FunnyGuy: do
FunnyGuy: canada isnt part of the US, now who's stupid?
Leoniechiara: u said u live in canada
FunnyGuy: i do
FunnyGuy: Canada is america junior
Leoniechiara: so i assumed ur not from Canada
FunnyGuy: why would u assume im not from canada if that's clearly where it says im from
Leoniechiara: bring it i bust u
FunnyGuy: okay
FunnyGuy: canada vs germany...ww3 up in the hiezy
FunnyGuy: so
FunnyGuy: have u ever had a german mustache ride?
Leoniechiara: do u have brain?
FunnyGuy: yes otherwise i wouldnt function would i
FunnyGuy: hm
FunnyGuy: i thim im gunna
FunnyGuy: i have k10
FunnyGuy: i wanna call so bad
Leoniechiara: A8
FunnyGuy: good to know
Leoniechiara: nh
Leoniechiara: bad try
FunnyGuy: thats what she said...to you after sex



Damn, you was blowing them a bunch of poop for quite some time ay? No matter what anyone else haws to say I laughed harder as I read through the comments, but I just don't have the guts to pull off something like that. Believe me! There's times I've wanted to, but I just shutup and mind my own. Very couragious!

LOL


I'm the Tony G of online poker. I love to s**t-talk when I'm at the table, it totally tilts people into playing looser, which is easy maniez Smile

     
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