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So I was playing a 9man Step 2 Hyper on FT today, and with 5 people left, some german player sucked out on another guy: Funny thing is, most of this chat happened on the last bubble. 3 Left, 2 got step 3, 3rd got a re-try. It was me him and another German. The 2 Germans were being mousey and avoiding each other for the most part, picking on me. Im not calling colussion, because they did play a few hands against each other, but I still think there was kind of an unspoken "lets get the canuck". Anyways, needless to say the guy got REALLY mad and started playing stupid, and I ended up winning. Here's the chat I'm funnyguy:
Leoniechiara: sry FunnyGuy: it happens FunnyGuy: its a turbo Leoniechiara: and i am polite FunnyGuy: woah FunnyGuy: ur german FunnyGuy: and u speak english FunnyGuy: cool FunnyGuy: so FunnyGuy: ur german huh...what was hitler like? Leoniechiara: how stupid are u? FunnyGuy: I'm assuming since he's german, u were like..related to him somehow Leoniechiara: hitler is dead like 70 years Leoniechiara: u moron FunnyGuy: yeah, so maybe he's like...a great grandpa Leoniechiara: hitler was from austria... FunnyGuy: u seem to know a lot about him Leoniechiara: if u dont know the facts... shut your motuh FunnyGuy: a little...TOO much FunnyGuy: okay sorry Leoniechiara: i am just well educated FunnyGuy: *EDITED THIS*. Not going to say what I said here, it's just too bad. FunnyGuy: *EDITED THIS*. Not going to say what I said here, it's just too bad. FunnyGuy: so...do you like...strudel? spiroGR: shut up your mouth!!! FunnyGuy: woah man FunnyGuy: cihll Leoniechiara: in fact... i dont like u FunnyGuy: i wanna be your friend FunnyGuy: do you like beer? Leoniechiara: do u have any manners? FunnyGuy: du hast mich FunnyGuy: do you like ramstein? mysticpig101: yyy FunnyGuy: manners? what's that? Is that german for something? FunnyGuy: is it naughty FunnyGuy: hey is that spiro guy related to you too? he's from germany as well FunnyGuy: maybe you too are in cahoots FunnyGuy: you try and cheet me? Leoniechiara: its really sad how stupid u r FunnyGuy: I not stupid Leoniechiara: oh yes you are FunnyGuy: you know who's stupid FunnyGuy: Bono Leoniechiara: u dont know nothing about germany FunnyGuy: i know germany is the land of chocolate, beer and liederhosen Leoniechiara: in fact your school system is soo poor...so i am not surprised FunnyGuy: naw man FunnyGuy: i live in canada Leoniechiara: so you r from the US Leoniechiara: even worse FunnyGuy: we're rich as &&%%, we all get free dogsleds FunnyGuy: do FunnyGuy: canada isnt part of the US, now who's stupid? Leoniechiara: u said u live in canada FunnyGuy: i do FunnyGuy: Canada is america junior Leoniechiara: so i assumed ur not from Canada FunnyGuy: why would u assume im not from canada if that's clearly where it says im from Leoniechiara: bring it i bust u FunnyGuy: okay FunnyGuy: canada vs germany...ww3 up in the hiezy FunnyGuy: so FunnyGuy: have u ever had a german mustache ride? Leoniechiara: do u have brain? FunnyGuy: yes otherwise i wouldnt function would i FunnyGuy: hm FunnyGuy: i thim im gunna FunnyGuy: i have k10 FunnyGuy: i wanna call so bad Leoniechiara: A8 FunnyGuy: good to know Leoniechiara: nh Leoniechiara: bad try FunnyGuy: thats what she said...to you after sex
Edited by retribution (25 November 2012 @ 22:25 GMT)
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Posted by retribution: So I was playing a 9man Step 2 Hyper on FT today, and with 5 people left, some german player sucked out on another guy: Funny thing is, most of this chat happened on the last bubble. 3 Left, 2 got step 3, 3rd got a re-try. It was me him and another German. The 2 Germans were being mousey and avoiding each other for the most part, picking on me. Im not calling colussion, because they did play a few hands against each other, but I still think there was kind of an unspoken "lets get the canuck". Anyways, needless to say the guy got REALLY mad and started playing stupid, and I ended up winning. Here's the chat I'm funnyguy:
Leoniechiara: sry FunnyGuy: it happens FunnyGuy: its a turbo Leoniechiara: and i am polite FunnyGuy: woah FunnyGuy: ur german FunnyGuy: and u speak english FunnyGuy: cool FunnyGuy: so FunnyGuy: ur german huh...what was hitler like? Leoniechiara: how stupid are u? FunnyGuy: I'm assuming since he's german, u were like..related to him somehow Leoniechiara: hitler is dead like 70 years Leoniechiara: u moron FunnyGuy: yeah, so maybe he's like...a great grandpa Leoniechiara: hitler was from austria... FunnyGuy: u seem to know a lot about him Leoniechiara: if u dont know the facts... shut your motuh FunnyGuy: a little...TOO much FunnyGuy: okay sorry Leoniechiara: i am just well educated FunnyGuy: *EDITED THIS*. Not going to say what I said here, it's just too bad. FunnyGuy: *EDITED THIS*. Not going to say what I said here, it's just too bad. FunnyGuy: so...do you like...strudel? spiroGR: shut up your mouth!!! FunnyGuy: woah man FunnyGuy: cihll Leoniechiara: in fact... i dont like u FunnyGuy: i wanna be your friend FunnyGuy: do you like beer? Leoniechiara: do u have any manners? FunnyGuy: du hast mich FunnyGuy: do you like ramstein? mysticpig101: yyy FunnyGuy: manners? what's that? Is that german for something? FunnyGuy: is it naughty FunnyGuy: hey is that spiro guy related to you too? he's from germany as well FunnyGuy: maybe you too are in cahoots FunnyGuy: you try and cheet me? Leoniechiara: its really sad how stupid u r FunnyGuy: I not stupid Leoniechiara: oh yes you are FunnyGuy: you know who's stupid FunnyGuy: Bono Leoniechiara: u dont know nothing about germany FunnyGuy: i know germany is the land of chocolate, beer and liederhosen Leoniechiara: in fact your school system is soo poor...so i am not surprised FunnyGuy: naw man FunnyGuy: i live in canada Leoniechiara: so you r from the US Leoniechiara: even worse FunnyGuy: we're rich as &&%%, we all get free dogsleds FunnyGuy: do FunnyGuy: canada isnt part of the US, now who's stupid? Leoniechiara: u said u live in canada FunnyGuy: i do FunnyGuy: Canada is america junior Leoniechiara: so i assumed ur not from Canada FunnyGuy: why would u assume im not from canada if that's clearly where it says im from Leoniechiara: bring it i bust u FunnyGuy: okay FunnyGuy: canada vs germany...ww3 up in the hiezy FunnyGuy: so FunnyGuy: have u ever had a german mustache ride? Leoniechiara: do u have brain? FunnyGuy: yes otherwise i wouldnt function would i FunnyGuy: hm FunnyGuy: i thim im gunna FunnyGuy: i have k10 FunnyGuy: i wanna call so bad Leoniechiara: A8 FunnyGuy: good to know Leoniechiara: nh Leoniechiara: bad try FunnyGuy: thats what she said...to you after sex
Damn, you was blowing them a bunch of poop for quite some time ay? No matter what anyone else haws to say I laughed harder as I read through the comments, but I just don't have the guts to pull off something like that. Believe me! There's times I've wanted to, but I just shutup and mind my own. Very couragious!
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Posted by Greenmohave:
Posted by retribution: So I was playing a 9man Step 2 Hyper on FT today, and with 5 people left, some german player sucked out on another guy: Funny thing is, most of this chat happened on the last bubble. 3 Left, 2 got step 3, 3rd got a re-try. It was me him and another German. The 2 Germans were being mousey and avoiding each other for the most part, picking on me. Im not calling colussion, because they did play a few hands against each other, but I still think there was kind of an unspoken "lets get the canuck". Anyways, needless to say the guy got REALLY mad and started playing stupid, and I ended up winning. Here's the chat I'm funnyguy:
Leoniechiara: sry FunnyGuy: it happens FunnyGuy: its a turbo Leoniechiara: and i am polite FunnyGuy: woah FunnyGuy: ur german FunnyGuy: and u speak english FunnyGuy: cool FunnyGuy: so FunnyGuy: ur german huh...what was hitler like? Leoniechiara: how stupid are u? FunnyGuy: I'm assuming since he's german, u were like..related to him somehow Leoniechiara: hitler is dead like 70 years Leoniechiara: u moron FunnyGuy: yeah, so maybe he's like...a great grandpa Leoniechiara: hitler was from austria... FunnyGuy: u seem to know a lot about him Leoniechiara: if u dont know the facts... shut your motuh FunnyGuy: a little...TOO much FunnyGuy: okay sorry Leoniechiara: i am just well educated FunnyGuy: *EDITED THIS*. Not going to say what I said here, it's just too bad. FunnyGuy: *EDITED THIS*. Not going to say what I said here, it's just too bad. FunnyGuy: so...do you like...strudel? spiroGR: shut up your mouth!!! FunnyGuy: woah man FunnyGuy: cihll Leoniechiara: in fact... i dont like u FunnyGuy: i wanna be your friend FunnyGuy: do you like beer? Leoniechiara: do u have any manners? FunnyGuy: du hast mich FunnyGuy: do you like ramstein? mysticpig101: yyy FunnyGuy: manners? what's that? Is that german for something? FunnyGuy: is it naughty FunnyGuy: hey is that spiro guy related to you too? he's from germany as well FunnyGuy: maybe you too are in cahoots FunnyGuy: you try and cheet me? Leoniechiara: its really sad how stupid u r FunnyGuy: I not stupid Leoniechiara: oh yes you are FunnyGuy: you know who's stupid FunnyGuy: Bono Leoniechiara: u dont know nothing about germany FunnyGuy: i know germany is the land of chocolate, beer and liederhosen Leoniechiara: in fact your school system is soo poor...so i am not surprised FunnyGuy: naw man FunnyGuy: i live in canada Leoniechiara: so you r from the US Leoniechiara: even worse FunnyGuy: we're rich as &&%%, we all get free dogsleds FunnyGuy: do FunnyGuy: canada isnt part of the US, now who's stupid? Leoniechiara: u said u live in canada FunnyGuy: i do FunnyGuy: Canada is america junior Leoniechiara: so i assumed ur not from Canada FunnyGuy: why would u assume im not from canada if that's clearly where it says im from Leoniechiara: bring it i bust u FunnyGuy: okay FunnyGuy: canada vs germany...ww3 up in the hiezy FunnyGuy: so FunnyGuy: have u ever had a german mustache ride? Leoniechiara: do u have brain? FunnyGuy: yes otherwise i wouldnt function would i FunnyGuy: hm FunnyGuy: i thim im gunna FunnyGuy: i have k10 FunnyGuy: i wanna call so bad Leoniechiara: A8 FunnyGuy: good to know Leoniechiara: nh Leoniechiara: bad try FunnyGuy: thats what she said...to you after sex
Damn, you was blowing them a bunch of poop for quite some time ay? No matter what anyone else haws to say I laughed harder as I read through the comments, but I just don't have the guts to pull off something like that. Believe me! There's times I've wanted to, but I just shutup and mind my own. Very couragious!
I'm the Tony G of online poker. I love to s**t-talk when I'm at the table, it totally tilts people into playing looser, which is easy maniez
Ouch! 
