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  11-Feb-13, 14:49   #1
proper new joke od the day 0 
snoggy 

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Dog Poker
A man walks into a bar and notices a poker game at the far table. Upon taking a closer look he sees a dog sitting at the table. This peaks his curiousity and he walks closer and sees cards and chips in front of the dog.

Then the next hand is dealt and cards are dealt to the dog. Then the dog acts in turn with all the other players, calling, raising, discarding, everything the other human players were doing.

However none of the other players seemed to pay any mind to the fact that they were playing with a dog, they just treated him like any other player. Finally the man could not longer hold his tongue so between hands he quietly said to one of the players, "I can't believe that dog is playing poker, he must be the smartest dog in the world!"
Tongue

     
  11-Feb-13, 14:58   #2
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bullettooth1 

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Did i miss something? Confused have you missed something? Confused
OK i don't get it! Confused

     
  11-Feb-13, 15:03   #3
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saynothing 

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LOLz I laughing cause of the story, but i dont get it nither Confused

     
  11-Feb-13, 15:07   #4
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AlexSimion 
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The joke is in the last part , when he says " can't believe that dog is playing poker , he must be the smartest dog in the world " , but on a scale of 1-10 , this joke is on a good day a 1,0000001

     
  11-Feb-13, 16:33   #5
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awood88 
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Posted by bullettooth1:
Did i miss something? Confused have you missed something? Confused
OK i don't get it! Confused


the punch line is missing. It's something like "the poker player replies 'he's not that smart, whenever he's got a good hand, he wags his tail" but let's face it, it's still not a very good joke. The set up is there, I bet someone can come up with a better punch line.

How about:

He's not so smart, he keeps chasing spades
Dog? F**k, that hobo's run off with the money
We've been well and truly hustled, he told us he was a badger
That's not a dog that's Roland the wolf
He's not very smart, he keeps losing and coming back for more
The dog says "i can hear you, you know"
The dog says "poker? I thought this was rummy"
That's not a pug, thats Phil Helmuth

     
  11-Feb-13, 16:41   #6
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girish_jha 

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not that great .. it was ok

     
  11-Feb-13, 18:19   #7
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pochui 

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Posted by awood88:
He's not so smart, he keeps chasing spades
Dog? F**k, that hobo's run off with the money
We've been well and truly hustled, he told us he was a badger
He's not very smart, he keeps losing and coming back for more
The dog says "poker? I thought this was rummy"

way better Big Smile

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what is the difference between a professional poker player and a pepperoni pizza?

pizza can feed a family of four...

     
  11-Feb-13, 18:53   #8
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Mysik86 

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I know other version of this joke, instead there is a n****r, not a professional poker player Smile

(No, I'm not racist) Tongue

     
  11-Feb-13, 19:23   #9
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pochui 

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  12-Feb-13, 00:58   #10
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Greenmohave 

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Now3 that's not as good as some of the others you've posted, but my dog sits at the computer all the time and watches me play. When I need assistance he'll actually look up at me when I ask and if he smiles I'm allin and if he just looks dead stare I only call. He's helped me win several hands when I have pocket A's, K's or Q's.

     
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