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  16-Feb-13, 18:06   #1
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Samtoace 

Joined: Sep '12
Location: Netherlands
Age: 57 (M)
Posts: 335
A weasel comes to say Happy New Year to the chickens.

Smile Tongue

     
  16-Feb-13, 18:17   #2
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zeroster 

Joined: May '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 51 (M)
Posts: 1372
I have no idea what that means but I'm making it a personal goal to slip it into a conversation tonight. Smile

     
  16-Feb-13, 18:24   #3
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Samtoace 

Joined: Sep '12
Location: Netherlands
Age: 57 (M)
Posts: 335
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.

Edited by Samtoace (Saturday, February 16, 2013 @ 18:43 GMT)


     
  16-Feb-13, 22:41   #4
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justblazed1 

Joined: May '12
Location: United States
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 156
1 bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush Cool

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just because i dont care does'nt mean i dont understand Cool

     
  16-Feb-13, 22:53   #5
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rafiko1 

Joined: May '12
Location: Belgium
Age: 24 (M)
Posts: 275
To succeed in life surround yourself with geniuses; to succeed in poker surround yourself with morons. Smile

     
  16-Feb-13, 23:14   #6
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magatt966 

Joined: Jan '09
Location: Italy
Age: 46 (M)
Posts: 3713
dreams are like farts...when you get up they remain in the bed

     
  18-Feb-13, 15:06   #7
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Samtoace 

Joined: Sep '12
Location: Netherlands
Age: 57 (M)
Posts: 335
I feel like a turkey who has just court Bernard Mathews grinning at him.

     
  19-Feb-13, 09:08   #8
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csilli0077 
Joined: Feb '13
Location: Romania
Age: 51 (M)
Posts: 19
Posts: 10 The Poker Addiction 5 marks:

First $ 10 worth of coins 8 is perfect, each 5 negyeddollárosból directing a post within three seconds.
Second When you take your money to the bank machine, 'Redeem!' leave your mouth shout.
Third When a sympathetic friend, you say 'bad beat'.
4th Check and Raise the child's name.
5th Hold'em is a bad day that you decide to do you a break and instead Omaházol

     
  22-Feb-13, 17:17   #9
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Samtoace 

Joined: Sep '12
Location: Netherlands
Age: 57 (M)
Posts: 335
A cat falls into a pool, a rooster laughs. The moral of the story is, a wet puss makes a cock feel happy Smile

     
  22-Feb-13, 17:22   #10
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8648
Posted by Samtoace:
A cat falls into a pool, a rooster laughs. The moral of the story is, a wet puss makes a cock feel happy Smile

lmfao Worship +1

     
  23-Feb-13, 19:01   #11
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Samtoace 

Joined: Sep '12
Location: Netherlands
Age: 57 (M)
Posts: 335

     
  25-Feb-13, 15:50   #12
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Samtoace 

Joined: Sep '12
Location: Netherlands
Age: 57 (M)
Posts: 335
"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?"

     
  8-Mar-13, 21:30   #13
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Samtoace 

Joined: Sep '12
Location: Netherlands
Age: 57 (M)
Posts: 335
"ban the whale save the bomb".... (greenpeace)

Edited by Samtoace (Friday, March 08, 2013 @ 21:36 GMT)


     
  9-Mar-13, 05:22   #14
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5682
My favorite,....and I figure the MOST profound saying EVER,.... and it applies to poker quite nicely is:

S**T HAPPENS

Saw it on a bumper sticker.... among a few other places... maybe in Greek literature somewhere... Big Smile

     
  9-Mar-13, 07:50   #15
 
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