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  18-Feb-13, 14:13   #1
JOKE 0 
snoggy 

Joined: Jun '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 61 (M)
Posts: 95
Love is gambling, not with money but with your heart. You can always get money back, but you might not get your heart back.

If it weren't for the drug use, degenerate gambling, and drinking I would be a great catch.

Chuck-E-Cheese, because it's never too early to introduce your child to poor nutrition and gambling...

I can support my gambling habit without a job, but I want one so I can support it even more.

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

My cat quit playing poker with the big cats at the zoo....seems he discovered there were just too many cheetahs.

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

     
  18-Feb-13, 14:25   #2
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takingdrugs 

Joined: Nov '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 744
Posted by snoggy:
If it weren't for the drug use, degenerate gambling, and drinking I would be a great catch.


Amen

     
  18-Feb-13, 14:41   #3
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jessthehuman 

Joined: Apr '09
Location: Australia
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 6441
Posted by snoggy:

If it weren't for the drug use, degenerate gambling, and drinking I would be a great catch.



I am in spite of these things Agree

     
  18-Feb-13, 15:03   #4
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pokershark74 

Joined: Feb '11
Location: Canada
Age: 27 (M)
Posts: 831
Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by snoggy:

If it weren't for the drug use, degenerate gambling, and drinking I would be a great catch.



I am in spite of these things Agree



it is these things that makes us all great catches if you dont drink do drugs and gamble your missing out on half the fun of life lmfao Evil

     
  18-Feb-13, 20:10   #5
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jessthehuman 

Joined: Apr '09
Location: Australia
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 6441
Posted by pokershark74:
Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by snoggy:

If it weren't for the drug use, degenerate gambling, and drinking I would be a great catch.



I am in spite of these things Agree



it is these things that makes us all great catches if you dont drink do drugs and gamble your missing out on half the fun of life lmfao Evil



exactly, what is the point of NOT being a degenerate drunken gambler!

     
  19-Feb-13, 00:14   #6
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Greenmohave 

Joined: Jan '11
Location: United States
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 3361
Man, I just want to go smoke some killer, sticky green bud after reading through everyones comments. It's been so long I know just a couple of bumps would make me choke my lungs up and get one hell of a good bZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Damn, I miss it! The U.S. just bites!

     
  19-Feb-13, 02:46   #7
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justblazed1 

Joined: May '12
Location: United States
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 156
i b blazed kid Big Smile

     
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