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  18-Feb-13, 15:01   #1
LMFAO. Some people are so stupid! 0 
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Just fancied playing a bit on Ball poker. i Have 4euro on there that i made from a freeroll and heads up games.
Anyway. was playing in a fast 5euro freeroll and i had 2200 chips. Blinds were 125/250. there was a UTG limp and i had QQ so went all in, button (SandraAmado) called all in (1125 chips) with A7diamonds and the limper folded.Pretty standard stuff.
Sandra won by hitting an ace on the turn. i said in the chat after the hand "that sucks" Sandra replied "noob"
me; "lmfao, how am i a noob? i only had 9bb's i couldn't play it any other way"
she said "you didn't need to do the all in"
me; "lmfao and you call me a noob? your thick as fook"
i went out the very next hand shoving with A2 suited. got called by AQ, i hit as 2 but got beat by runner runner straight. lol
Sandra; "that's why your out and I'm still in"
Me; "haha you got lucky on a standard play, that's why your still in"

I just don't understand some people. Making statements like that just shows how much they don't have a clue lmao.
The suckout didn't bother me that much as it was only a freeroll. Her/his comments really pissed me off tho lol Big Smile

     
  18-Feb-13, 15:06   #2
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Wayniac99 
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noobs like that dont understand the meaning of standard play on poker. If you not got 72 off or rags like that when you shove your 9bb stack then apparently us proper poker players are not playing correctly

     
  18-Feb-13, 15:09   #3
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pokershark74 

Joined: Feb '11
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ya i totally do not get why some people have the gull to not only play badly and get lucky on you but then have some snarky uncalled for comment to make after, like it wasnt bad enough they fcked ya they had to add insult to injury, i had a guy beat my aces with something like 8-3 off and just straight up laugh and call me an idiot?~?~!?!?!? an idiot? really lmfao. unlucky mate but as we all know tis the way she goes!

     
  18-Feb-13, 15:17   #4
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Samtoace 

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Playing Ball poker with Sandra sounds good to me.

     
  18-Feb-13, 15:19   #5
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LOL yeah it's totally unreal how people think sometimes.
"oh, i won the hand i must of played it well" lmao

     
  18-Feb-13, 15:41   #6
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Wayniac99 
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What gets me with these donks is this exact hand i just played on 888. blinds 125/250 4 limpers with small blind big blind sat out. I have AK and table leader with 13k next stack 3.5k i shove as there is 1500 in middle they all fold i show AK then 2 donks call me a muppet for shoving like that??? REALLY when my reply is well you lot have been shoving with k3 q7 95 and great cards like that so how am i being a muppet you tards.

     
  18-Feb-13, 16:27   #7
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snoggy 

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GET USED TO IT I was in $10.00 SNG i RAISED PREFLOP WITH KK 30% OF MY CHIPS ( IT WAS THE FIRST HAND OF THE GAME) I WAS CALLED BY 92 H. tHE FLOP CAME KH,JD,7C I RERAISED ALLIN WITH KKK AND WAS CALLED HE HIT 2 HEARTS FOR HIS FLUSH HE THEN CALLED ME A FISH AND A DONKEY. Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap! . tHEY DO IT COS THEY THINK THEY OUT PLAYED YOU BECAUSE THEY WON. Confused

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I AGREE IT SOUNDS FUN BUT EXPENSIVE. MAYBE YOU COULD PLAY WITH JUST 1 BALL INSTEAD OF BOTH.
PS WHAT IS BALL POKER ANYWAY IVE NEVER HEARD OF IT. Confused

Edited by snoggy (Monday, February 18, 2013 @ 16:31 GMT)


     
  18-Feb-13, 19:47   #8
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It's part of the cake network. I only know about it because the brm christmas calendar freeroll was played on there. But I could not play it because their shitty software wouldn't work on my computer. So I missed out Angry

     
  19-Feb-13, 03:07   #9
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RoninHarper 

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G'day mate

Just laugh it off mate. For goodness sake do NOT educate the fish. We want them all to stay stupid so that over the long run we can rape them blind.
I want your word you will NEVER ever educate the fishes again.
Be cool and best of luck.

Ronin Cool

     
  19-Feb-13, 09:31   #10
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Posted by RoninHarper:
G'day mate

Just laugh it off mate. For goodness sake do NOT educate the fish. We want them all to stay stupid so that over the long run we can rape them blind.
I want your word you will NEVER ever educate the fishes again.
Be cool and best of luck.

Ronin Cool

LOL. OK Ronin you have my word buddy! Big Smile Thumbs Up

     
  19-Feb-13, 14:51   #11
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SuperpokefA 
Joined: Jun '10
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Every "serious" player knows the feeling.
You put a big raise on the fishlimper with AA in the early stage of the tournament.
You get called by the fish, you make a big continuation bet on a dry board with a king.
On the turn you put him All in when a low card appears.
He calls your bet and hits a double pair on the river w K6o.

Those things just happen, it's s**t, but those players just won' fold the hand when they hit something on the board. And sometimes they get lucky.

     
  19-Feb-13, 16:38   #12
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Peremoha 

Joined: Jan '13
Location: Ukraine
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good day mates
The more I am playing poker the more it seems to be a very hard game to play.There were so many times I got AA or KK,played them correctly but lost some players that had K3 or A9.If players say you are a donk just don't response.Stay cool and play cool.
Good luck!

     
  20-Feb-13, 03:02   #13
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RoninHarper 

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Location: Canada
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G'day mate

Well you are not lying when you say that some people are just too stupid. I must admit there are time when I wonder how the hell some of the Russian donks I play against can remember to breath let along use a computer.
You know how it is mate any Ace to them is the nuts and they have never been told they are aload to fold before the damned river.
Well be cool and best of luck.
I will try no to be so cranky.

Ronin Cool

     
  20-Feb-13, 13:42   #14
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arathemis 
Joined: Mar '11
Location: Romania
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 76
the idea when this happens is to not get tilted. Maybe this is what they`re after. You tilt and play loosly to "show them" and you get nailed again.
I`ve seen this happen on some tables to what seemed to be decent players.

     
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