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  25-Feb-13, 18:48   #1
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... +1 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5720
I've noticed that a lot of players who tend to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz a lot in the chat boxes in BankrollMob tourneys,....tend to be the type of player I MOST HATE,.... and I'm not the hateful type.... I just hate Bingo Queens and idiots....

.... I've noticed that people who zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz a lot and tell you to hurry up,....and call you a donk,....and a chicken,...and other sorts of things, are the VERY type of idiot who is MOST likey to shove all in with stuff like 9 2 off,... or J 3 off,..... or 8 4 off,..... or when they think they REALLY have the nutz....they shove with their A 7 off rag....

...the thing they DON'T realize is that I'm targeting THEM with my intentional slow play,.... There's NOTHING MORE that messes up a Bingo Queen's head, than playing REALLY slow EVERY hand....... and I just LOVE messing with these types... It's the ONLY way... You can't outplay an idiot,....doesn't matter what you do or play,....they're shoving or laying down a crazy bet ANYHOW....... and they are ALWAYS in a big hurry. To themselves,....they are REAL players,....and I am a chicken,.... but they just don't realize that THEY are an idiot,....and I'm doing my BEST to get under their skins....

....so I just bide my time, and run the 10 seconds off the clock EVERY hand,....and sit back and watch all the fireworks... lol.... Evil I just LOVE watching them STEAM and FUME because they don't like the way I PLAY.... lol...

...aside from trying to play a good game,....which is virtually impossible against these idiot Bingo Queens who infest BrM tourneys like a severe COCKROACH infestation,... it's just one tool in my pocket to get into the money,....which for me isn't about the money, but rather leaderboard points... Sure, the .05c or .11c all adds up,...but it's ALL about the leaderboard for me... Besides,...the nickel and dime here and there is worth it too, because,....there's been MANY times when I've been THREE CENTS short for a Big $4.40 or Bigger $11 game.... So the few cents here and there are worth it too...

So if any of you guys are lucky enough to sit at a BrM tourney table with me,....you'll know what I'm up to...

All those 10 seconds add up too by the time your deep in the money, because you are now 300 or 500 seconds (6, 8 , 10 minutes or so) DEEPER in the money,....and the Bingo Queen A-Holes are LONG GONE.... lol...

...or playing Bingo on one of their duplicate accounts.... lol.... IDIOTS

Edited by demodawggy (Monday, February 25, 2013 @ 18:49 GMT)

  25-Feb-13, 18:52   #2

Joined: Sep '12
Location: Netherlands
Age: 57 (M)
Posts: 335
That's a bit to much for me to take in ....

  25-Feb-13, 18:56   #3

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5720
You are gay,....? I thought you said your ex wife sent you some message,....maybe she left you after she found out you've had 'things' in your mouth...lol...

  25-Feb-13, 19:29   #4

Joined: May '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 51 (M)
Posts: 1372
Yep, I don't usually play slow but if someone stats typing zzzzzzzzz I will run my clock down every single hand.

I just can't believe how stupid they are. It's not going to speed anyone up and they've just told the entire table how to put them on tilt.

  25-Feb-13, 20:25   #5
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Romania
Age: 41 (M)
Posts: 176
They "ZZZZZZZZZZZZ" you, coz they have to move to other account, blinds are growing and you are ruthless and don't let them to shove fast and move to another account....

  25-Feb-13, 20:58   #6

Joined: Jan '13
Location: Ukraine
Age: 26 (M)
Posts: 115
never had problem with "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"I just don't care what are they saying.Also you can turn off the chat and no one can bother you.I think young people mostly saying zzz" they are impatient.
be cool Cool

  25-Feb-13, 21:05   #7
Joined: Apr '11
Location: Romania
Age: 28 (M)
Posts: 6668
At beginning i had read what people wrote on the message box, nowadays i simply ignore them...

If you get distracted in any way you can simply shut down the chat and the problem is solved Big Smile

  25-Feb-13, 21:29   #8

Joined: May '12
Location: Belgium
Age: 24 (M)
Posts: 275
There are some of the "zzzzzz" people who are pretty annoying, that's true.
On every hand if someone hesitates, they have to make a reaction, and it's mostly "zzzzz".
I want to "zzzzz" them back those bastards, they don't understand that poker is patience.
However, sometimes there are players on table whose connection is quite bad, and they play on 20 tables at the same time so their reaction time is pretty low.
That annoys me too, because EVERY hand they are slow, not only on one single hand. Especially when u play cash game. Then I'd prefer to move to another table.
You loose precious time like that, even though poker is patience.
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  25-Feb-13, 22:40   #9

Joined: Jan '11
Location: United States
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 3361
Pros and cons to slow play and it really makes no difference to me since I do both and I never have harrassedanyone who takes their time. The only thing that one should consider is, the blinds are going up as time ticks away. This really isn't an issue if your playing fair since you should be able to afford the raised blinds.

Give them donks hell! Thumbs Up

  25-Feb-13, 22:52   #10
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 4982
Having read all of what the author ofthis post has written I was ending t agree but then following his subsequent comments m not sure I car to dignify this post with a comment other than take a look n the mirror!!!!

  25-Feb-13, 23:59   #11
Joined: Feb '13
Location: Canada
Age: 49 (M)
Posts: 32
I just ignore them , it's so a distraction when betting and raising .. Big Smile

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