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  8-Mar-13, 13:32   #1
A reason to hate the donk creature +1 
lukasb 

Joined: Mar '11
Location: Croatia
Age: 36 (M)
Posts: 1735
Sometimes I wish i could somehow electrocute the donk on the other side of my screen Angry
I know i know, where would you get money from if there were no donks, etc etc but what about the ones that get away?

Just before ( and i'm still steaming about it that's the reason for this rant) was sitting in this PL omaha table and this .... "creature" comes along and starts max raising EVERY SINGLE HAND. Someone would re-raise him and he would re-raise back... Ended up being all-in pre-flop several times with and like 10 5 Spade ClubQ Heart 8 Diamond and similar s**t and sucking out trips and/or strainghts.

After he was already in everybody's nerves and with a $8 dollar stack with his brilliant play he writes:
"Cya retards" and runs Angry Angry Angry

Hope karma comes out to get him.

     
  8-Mar-13, 13:45   #2
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loyd33 
Joined: Feb '13
Location: Canada
Age: 49 (M)
Posts: 32
Hi, I'm sure u got is name , u can share it us and on what plaform . This is common and append to me as well. I know your frustation Disagree Disagree .I sure will get back on this player in a while.

Cheers

     
  8-Mar-13, 13:47   #3
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ayaraled 
Joined: Apr '11
Location: Philippines
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 544
that one lucky donk there....hahaha....donks has a better chance in omaha to win when its all in preflop rather than in hold em....

     
  8-Mar-13, 13:54   #4
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rafiko1 

Joined: May '12
Location: Belgium
Age: 24 (M)
Posts: 275
You shouldn't be all in preflop on omaha...
Even with the best hands preflop you still are a slight favorite.
Always try to see the flop and then calculate your chances and outcome.
I've lost so many times with AAxx preflop when I started to play PLO.
Tried a different approach, not reraising with AAxx when it's not necessary...
And lost less of those hands.
Sometimes it's very hard to play AAxx them on PLO because PLO is a game where you go for
maximum str8/flush and full house possibilities...

     
  8-Mar-13, 14:12   #5
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Macubaas 
Joined: Apr '11
Location: Romania
Age: 27 (M)
Posts: 6668
Typical donk behaviour if you ask me, nowadays i try to avoid them as much as possible...

In time i understand that their game can be beat but with a lot of frustration that would have an negative impact on the other tables that i have open.

     
  8-Mar-13, 14:33   #6
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Sorin888 
Joined: Apr '11
Location: Romania
Age: 51 (M)
Posts: 2375
That hand,5,8,T,Q is not so donky,but sure is not an all-in preflop.Played a lot of Omaha latelly,and the server seems to prefer the donk style,nothing to do than exit the table.After a withdraw,the server is serving all the sh..it possible.So rigged

     
  8-Mar-13, 16:08   #7
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5682
Electrocution????? Big Smile

Now THAT is a novel idea,.... Personally I prefer drawing and quartering,....it was a prevalent punishment back in the day when poker was invented,...

...others favour machine gunning,...beating with a club,...pissing on,.... but 'electrocution'......?

I like DAT one.....

...THAT totally sucks,..... Plays like an idiot,...takes everyones chips,.... THEN spits in your face....


The crappy donk play is ONE thing,....but the INSULT is even worse...

What's even WORSE,.....is when they cause you to fold the outright nutzzzzzz,....and they win with junk like Queen high.... Angry

     
  8-Mar-13, 19:26   #8
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thefly131 
Joined: Jun '10
Location: Belgium
Age: 43 (M)
Posts: 1346
Posted by rafiko1:
You shouldn't be all in preflop on omaha...
Even with the best hands preflop you still are a slight favorite.
Always try to see the flop and then calculate your chances and outcome.
I've lost so many times with AAxx preflop when I started to play PLO.
Tried a different approach, not reraising with AAxx when it's not necessary...
And lost less of those hands.
Sometimes it's very hard to play AAxx them on PLO because PLO is a game where you go for
maximum str8/flush and full house possibilities...



Agree , thats the way to play omaha


postflop action is more important than preflop action

preflop action is only important when you are with less than 4 players

and remember bad beats are part of the game

lost today with a FH on the flop

I had 10 10 7 8

flop 10 4 4

opponent raised postflop, I potraised and he reraised to all in

he shows K K xx

on the river .... a KING

and I got rivered

     
  9-Mar-13, 11:58   #9
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Notexactly 
Joined: Feb '13
Location: Slovenia
Age: 23 (M)
Posts: 52
You're trying to avoid them...If you're successful at that let me know cuz i almost always come around to some donk that is making me crazy and angry and yeah i'd destroy everything around me. If my computer is still working after that i go and play heads up with my friend for play money Big Smile

     
  9-Mar-13, 13:14   #10
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8643
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend pochui from Lithuania, somewhere near the sea writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone of you.

"Cya retards" Evil

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general.
Yours truly pochui, somewhere near the sea, Lithuania

     
  9-Mar-13, 13:37   #11
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Zen1004 
Joined: Apr '12
Location: Korea, Republic of
Age: 54 (M)
Posts: 244
The donk is a strange creature. when isolated is uniquely helpless and the natural prey of serious poker players. As they begin to congregate in groups they become increasingly dangerous until they reach a critical mass and the statistically improbable becomes routine.

     
  9-Mar-13, 16:37   #12
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Fakiry 

Joined: Apr '09
Location: Portugal
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 4764
Kumbaya... rest my friend, open the windows, breathe fresh air, take a look to the sky, see the future in a glance, smile, close the window, it's probably cold, we are still in cold days, get back to the PC, open a new table, that's the right thing to do!

     
  10-Mar-13, 19:56   #13
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Soundlis 

Joined: Nov '11
Location: Lithuania
Age: 23 (M)
Posts: 166
I dont get it,why play like donk,or bingo player,if you gonna loose fast,like putting all in every time,or call every hand.
Like today guy every hand putted all in all in loosed one hand,putted all in again,with Q9 i had JJ,and i lost,because of straight. Just why... And later he lost all chips. so whats the point

     
  10-Mar-13, 20:32   #14
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Samtoace 

Joined: Sep '12
Location: Netherlands
Age: 57 (M)
Posts: 335
Posted by Soundlis:
I dont get it,why play like donk,or bingo player,if you gonna loose fast,like putting all in every time,or call every hand.
Like today guy every hand putted all in all in loosed one hand,putted all in again,with Q9 i had JJ,and i lost,because of straight. Just why... And later he lost all chips. so whats the point


They pays there money so are entitled to play how he/she likes just the same as you.

Just because they do not play the way you won't them to, Do's not make them Donk's .... And that is why us so called Donk's beat you.

Edited by Samtoace (Sunday, March 10, 2013 @ 20:44 GMT)


     
  10-Mar-13, 21:25   #15
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damosk 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 4867
MISTAKE Number 1......You have made it personal. Dont make poker personal. Its only a game which you should be able to lose as well as win. Dont let idiots wind you up cos you will lose more as a result. Turn the other cheek and get on with your own game.

     
  10-Mar-13, 22:30   #16
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5682
Posted by Zen1004:....they become increasingly dangerous until they reach a critical mass...


If we were talking nuclear devices,.....then I would have to say any BankrollMob Freeroll is like a psychological nuclear donk-bomb.... lol...


     
  11-Mar-13, 00:08   #17
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Weenie 
Joined: Aug '12
Location: Slovakia
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 680
Posted by pochui:
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend pochui from Lithuania, somewhere near the sea writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone of you.

"Cya retards" Evil

I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general.
Yours truly pochui, somewhere near the sea, Lithuania


LOL you are really using it Big Smile Big Smile

BTW that son of b1tch had sense of humor I guess Big Smile Are many tards like this one in OMAHA games? I am just wondering cause i play only holdem... but actually today I played holdem/omaha (sunday weekly round 2) I didnt noticed its holdem/omaha and when game changed to omaha I was like WTF... Big Smile anyway I got ITM, funny thing is that I made most of my chips in omaha part lol.. I should check it more sometimes in future Smile

     
  11-Mar-13, 00:54   #18
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uhhcallmi 

Joined: Mar '12
Location: Netherlands
Age: 44 (M)
Posts: 587
suppose a regular (strong player) ,, has played for 5-6 hours and ran very,very good

let's say he won 300$ in those 5-6 hours on micro stakes...

Then before ending his session he could choose to play another 10$ on any particulair table and play like a superdonk/fish by going all inn each and every hand till he busts.. or win another quick 100 bucks.


this way people might think he's is a total rigtard and take notes on him..so they seek him the next time when they logged in...and then he's back bringing his A-game...

i'd say that's a lot of sand in the eyes of the players on that last table...

and it cost him only 3.3 % of his winnings that day + if he runs good playing donkeystyle he get's also nice fpp's for shoving several times and going to showdown..

i think even when you have such dude at your table you need more info on that person...

bye the way i had such player at my table last month on a 20$ cap table...shoving and reraising all-inn each and every hand...

he went from 10$ up to 130$ .made everybody at the table mad ,including myself after he beat my A-K suited with absolute air..
The good thing was, he did not leave the table ...and gave almost everything he won back ...some of it to me...after i'd decided i'dd call any of his shoves...whenever i hit a playable hand...

the money soon returned to me...and i told him ,it can't be sunday every day...just to ensure he''d keep on giving me action when i opened a pot..

with 30$ left he left the table... Smile Big Smile Tongue

     
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