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  20-Apr-13, 19:06   #1
any tips on saying "fcuk off" in a polite way 0 
pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
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sometimes i find myself in situations when i just wanna say "fcuk off", but since this is most often addressed to my business partners/clients - it would be very rude...so i figure i need to create an official polite response which i can send by letter. so far i ended up with this:

Hello Mr. Xxx,

We are very grateful for your offer. After a thorough analysis & debates within our company, we have decided to reject it. Furthermore we recommend you to fcuk off, since this is very trendy nowadays.

Always nice doing business with you.

Yours Truly,
Pochui,
The Melon Master Inc.

is this ok, any other ideas Confused

     
  20-Apr-13, 19:52   #2
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bullettooth1 

Joined: Mar '11
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I thought I was already reading the polite version.
I would of just put "jog on daft cunt" Big Smile

     
  20-Apr-13, 20:14   #3
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8wall 

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Posted by bullettooth1:
I thought I was already reading the polite version.
I would of just put "jog on daft cunt" Big Smile


Big Smile

     
  20-Apr-13, 20:20   #4
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crash58 
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one finger salute will do

     
  20-Apr-13, 20:37   #5
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8wall 

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Location: Netherlands
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lemme give it a try ......

Dear mister xXxX,
With reference to your letter of (date),we want to thank you for the interest in our company.
After a thorough analysis & debates within our company, we have decided to reject it.
We do however encourage you in proceeding in youre endavours as we appreciated youre letter very much, some of our staff members even put it on theire walls to lighten theire day.
Furthermore we wish u all the best in youre recovery, as we understand the difficulty of a mental disease.

sincerely yourse,

A. Lincoln



(sorry if the grammar is a bit iffy , english isnt my 1st language )

Edited by 8wall (Saturday, April 20, 2013 @ 20:41 GMT)


     
  20-Apr-13, 21:31   #6
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Mober 
Joined: Mar '09
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Well instaed of saying : "Furthermore we recommend you to fcuk off, since this is very trendy nowadays."
you could say :
Could you please go and find a bunch of other people and have passionate sex with them?
Thank you

They will get the point lol

     
  20-Apr-13, 22:14   #7
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damosk 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
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While i love Bulletts approach, you could try something like; thanks you for your interest etc..... so fro (fcuk right off) now as we are not interested in your proposal. Its a typo misspelling of 'for' which you know and they will asume............ LOL

     
  20-Apr-13, 22:27   #8
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Peter7878 

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Very interesting topic we have here. Big Smile

     
  20-Apr-13, 22:37   #9
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takingdrugs 

Joined: Nov '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 33 (M)
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a condom and a mirror

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no sorry thats go f**k yourself, my bad

     
  21-Apr-13, 03:25   #10
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
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Tell you would like to take them to Dairy Queen for a 'Business Lunch' where they can do a 'Lip Stand On Your Dilly Bar'... lol...

...of course,...not sure if there are any DQs over there,...but I assure you they sell 'Creamy' stuff...

Smile

     
  21-Apr-13, 03:42   #11
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rbdflyboy 

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F Off= Sex and Travel Smile

     
  21-Apr-13, 04:00   #12
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jovicakralj 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX6oN-wCIEk

     
  21-Apr-13, 06:30   #13
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8643
hahahahahaha thanks everyone for your replies, some really awesome stuff here. think i'm gonna use your tips. always can count on mobsters- they have answers to any questions Worship

     
  21-Apr-13, 08:56   #14
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mahdrof 

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Location: Canada
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A picture is worth a thousand words. Take their offer letter, staple to it a picture of your board of directors either mooning the camera or giving the camera the one finger salute, and send it to them. With this they should be able to get the "picture"! Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
  21-Apr-13, 10:45   #15
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pochui 

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Posted by mahdrof:
A picture is worth a thousand words. Take their offer letter, staple to it a picture of your board of directors either mooning the camera or giving the camera the one finger salute, and send it to them. With this they should be able to get the "picture"! Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

hahahaha good one too Thumbs Up

     
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