Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 10090
sometimes i find myself in situations when i just wanna say "fcuk off", but since this is most often addressed to my business partners/clients - it would be very rude...so i figure i need to create an official polite response which i can send by letter. so far i ended up with this:
Hello Mr. Xxx,
We are very grateful for your offer. After a thorough analysis & debates within our company, we have decided to reject it. Furthermore we recommend you to fcuk off, since this is very trendy nowadays.
Dear mister xXxX, With reference to your letter of (date),we want to thank you for the interest in our company. After a thorough analysis & debates within our company, we have decided to reject it. We do however encourage you in proceeding in youre endavours as we appreciated youre letter very much, some of our staff members even put it on theire walls to lighten theire day. Furthermore we wish u all the best in youre recovery, as we understand the difficulty of a mental disease.
sincerely yourse,
A. Lincoln
(sorry if the grammar is a bit iffy , english isnt my 1st language )
Joined: Mar '09
Location: Greece
Age: 47 (F)
Posts: 14136
Well instaed of saying : "Furthermore we recommend you to fcuk off, since this is very trendy nowadays." you could say : Could you please go and find a bunch of other people and have passionate sex with them? Thank you
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 5712
While i love Bulletts approach, you could try something like; thanks you for your interest etc..... so fro (fcuk right off) now as we are not interested in your proposal. Its a typo misspelling of 'for' which you know and they will asume............ LOL
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 10090
hahahahahaha thanks everyone for your replies, some really awesome stuff here. think i'm gonna use your tips. always can count on mobsters- they have answers to any questions
Joined: Nov '09
Location: Canada
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 2387
A picture is worth a thousand words. Take their offer letter, staple to it a picture of your board of directors either mooning the camera or giving the camera the one finger salute, and send it to them. With this they should be able to get the "picture"!
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 10090
Posted by mahdrof: A picture is worth a thousand words. Take their offer letter, staple to it a picture of your board of directors either mooning the camera or giving the camera the one finger salute, and send it to them. With this they should be able to get the "picture"!
