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  8-May-13, 13:47   #1
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mies730 

Joined: Feb '13
Location: Netherlands
Age: 43 (M)
Posts: 505
Hey Brmers,

Occasionally U come across some strange names people choose for them self at the online pokerrooms.
Today I was playing at Full Tilt on their rush tablesand I came across someone with the name IEATTAMPONS..... wondering why anyone would call himself that ( dont know but think they taste awfull) So I was wondering what other strange names U guys came across.

Best of luck,
Mies
Smile

     
  8-May-13, 18:59   #2
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Greenmohave 

Joined: Jan '11
Location: United States
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 3361
Some people will say anything or make their player name / avatar as offensive or discusting as they can get by with just to see if they can aggrevate another player or at least that's what I think when I see some of these idiots names / avatars.

It's a ploy to get someone to break their focus on the game or maybe some of them are just doing it to think it's funny. Like who would call themself "IDIDYOUR MOM" or "SUCKMY????". Why other then stupidity!

     
  8-May-13, 19:32   #3
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Soundlis 

Joined: Nov '11
Location: Lithuania
Age: 23 (M)
Posts: 166
I think these players doesnt think about future,and they are not really in gaming position,these nick say's i deposited i will win all your money,you are all loosers. Smile Anyway i think these nicks are for stupid players

     
  8-May-13, 19:41   #4
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alakazoo 
Joined: Apr '13
Location: Canada
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 333
I think that is just a way to get in your head... funny, disgusting name are there to make us think that player is a donk ( by the way so many player name I'm a donk or things like that) I always think that's a funny name cause a lot of time they really are Smile

     
  8-May-13, 20:10   #5
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5682
Well,...there's no indication whether or not the tampons are new, or spent... or whether or not the guy is a Vampire. I've never been to a Vampire restaurant, so I have no idea what's on the menu!

Does he sprinkle grated Parmesan cheese on first...? He doesn't say...

I don't think that there would be much nutrition in a new un-used one..... Confused

     
  8-May-13, 21:16   #6
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sadamman 

Joined: Jan '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 28 (M)
Posts: 1204
I came across this guy called sadamman on PS. He's total donk and his avatar is infuriating.

Attached Imagessadam.jpg

     
  8-May-13, 21:28   #7
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takingdrugs 

Joined: Nov '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 744
i like funny names they make me laugh.
and i love playing as TakingDrugs

     
  8-May-13, 21:47   #8
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djpremier 
Joined: Dec '10
Location: Finland
Age: 24 (M)
Posts: 419
Well... of course one reason is that all the "normal" nicknames people wanna choose are already in use and they can't come up with anything better so they just decide to type in something stupid Big Smile

     
  9-May-13, 00:03   #9
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mirexxx 
Joined: Sep '11
Location: Bosnia and Herzegovina
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 2729

I always get a kick out of observing the screen names players use at the various poker sites. Some are clever, some are suggestive, and some are downright hilarious. Picking out the right screen name for their new poker account causes some players no end of frustration, as they must display a name that exemplifies their personality, confounds their opponents, or displays their wit to the world.

So what name should you use? It’s probably best to keep it generic. Online, nobody cares that you’re a doctor, beautiful, or like the number 69 (or 963217, for that matter). I like the occasional funny name, though. “Iplaynaked2”, “I tooted”, “Welfare Mom”, and “EmptySeat” have always gotten a good laugh.

     
  9-May-13, 00:23   #10
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Peter7878 

Joined: Dec '12
Location: Bulgaria
Age: 40 (M)
Posts: 1022
When I registered here at The BankrollMob, December 8th (my birthday) last year the first thing which I saw was the post of pochui.

With all my respect to pochui, I like this mobster and his funny posts. He is really amazing, but his nickname was very weird to me. Because translated his nickname into Bulgarian or Russian language that means d*ck. I mean if you delete poc and if it stay only hui, translated this into Russian or Bulgarian, or Macedonian, or Croatian means the same: d*ck. Smile

So I was thinking did he created his nickname on purpose or may be he didn't know that translation?

Edited by Peter7878 (Thursday, May 09, 2013 @ 00:27 GMT)


     
  9-May-13, 00:43   #11
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alakazoo 
Joined: Apr '13
Location: Canada
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 333
hahaha that's a funny one Peter you just learned it to me Smile Wonder if he knew it? on partypoker today I saw Juicylucy and wdildo on my table at the same time. Made me laugh I think about this thread

     
  9-May-13, 05:02   #12
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jessthehuman 

Joined: Apr '09
Location: Australia
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 6441
Posted by mies730:
I came across someone with the name IEATTAMPONS.....



I swear on my life, just a couple nights ago I was watching a documentary on a Maori (Native New Zealander) gang and there was this big dude bragging about how in his youth he pulled a used tampon out of a chicks cunt and ate it, after slapping it around his face. Then made passionate love to hear on the middle of the bar in front of everyone in the pub.

     
  2-Jun-13, 17:42   #13
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5682
I was just at a table on PokerStars with a guy by the name of:

BUTT WORMS Confused

EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwww........! Big Smile

     
  2-Jun-13, 17:59   #14
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8638
Posted by Peter7878:
When I registered here at The BankrollMob, December 8th (my birthday) last year the first thing which I saw was the post of pochui.

With all my respect to pochui, I like this mobster and his funny posts. He is really amazing, but his nickname was very weird to me. Because translated his nickname into Bulgarian or Russian language that means d*ck. I mean if you delete poc and if it stay only hui, translated this into Russian or Bulgarian, or Macedonian, or Croatian means the same: d*ck. Smile

So I was thinking did he created his nickname on purpose or may be he didn't know that translation?

hahahaha missed this thread- so better late response than none at all: yeah i knew what pochui means
Moderator back here in lithuania majority of people speak russian very well, so yeah you can call me d1ck/c0ck if you are polite enough

     
  2-Jun-13, 18:01   #15
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crash58 
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Canada
Age: 58 (M)
Posts: 2423
actually they make really good vampire tea. Big Smile

     
  2-Jun-13, 18:09   #16
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8638
Posted by mies730:
Today I was playing at Full Tilt on their rush tablesand I came across someone with the name IEATTAMPONS.....

hahahahahaha epic Worship i posted a few funny names in some older thread, i remember a few of them: nexttomeisgay, UPay4MyCONDOMS, Hugh G Rection, PhillHerMouth

     
  2-Jun-13, 18:21   #17
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mies730 

Joined: Feb '13
Location: Netherlands
Age: 43 (M)
Posts: 505
Had one today on FT...IwasInUrGirlfriend..... so that makes him my son???? he didnt reply when i asked if he was my son... Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
  2-Jun-13, 18:30   #18
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8638
Posted by mies730:
...IwasInUrGirlfriend

hahaha good one...


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Posted by mies730:
IwasInUrGirlfriend..... so that makes him my son????

i guess that makes him your co-c0ck-worker Shock

     
  2-Jun-13, 18:43   #19
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mies730 

Joined: Feb '13
Location: Netherlands
Age: 43 (M)
Posts: 505
Posted by pochui:
Posted by mies730:
...IwasInUrGirlfriend

hahaha good one...


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Posted by mies730:
IwasInUrGirlfriend..... so that makes him my son????

i guess that makes him your co-c0ck-worker Shock


That'll do as long as he does the dirty work Blink

     
  2-Jun-13, 20:34   #20
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Greenmohave 

Joined: Jan '11
Location: United States
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 3361
All these weird names make me think back when we were young and wondering about the people who wrote some of these books like; The Over-Population in Japan by Weifuckemyung or Spots on the Wall by Whoflungcum.

Just some stupid humor from when we were kids!

     
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