7-Jun-13, 07:22 #1
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takingdrugs
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lets write a story, its a stupid idea, but i like stupd ideas.
7-Jun-13, 07:33 #2
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pochui
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he stared at it closely thinking to himself: can it be boobs? what the fcuk are they doing here lying with no practical use?
7-Jun-13, 07:50 #3
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TigerAxL
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''I must go to the gym'' he said ,the chicks are staring at me like i have implants....i can t hook no lady in this shape ,so i ve been thinking....
7-Jun-13, 08:39 #4
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mies730
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But first things first as i cant leave those mellons lying here and they are to big to carry.....
7-Jun-13, 09:36 #5
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takingdrugs
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so he fetched his trusty wheelbarrow and made haste to the market
7-Jun-13, 09:44 #6
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pochui
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along the way to the market he met le bron james
7-Jun-13, 10:52 #7
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TigerAxL
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with Veronica vice(not the wrestler
7-Jun-13, 11:08 #8
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mies730
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Just as he had decided to go for le bron first as he loved the NBA, a police officer with a gun in his hand jumped out of the bushes......
7-Jun-13, 11:27 #9
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rafiko1
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"Hold your gun and keep them to yourself" the guy told the officer. "I am the rightful owner of those boobs, u can ask Lebron if you don't believe me".
7-Jun-13, 12:36 #10
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takingdrugs
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he knew the boobs would be good for displaying lingerie and felt they would fetch a pretty good price
7-Jun-13, 17:01 #11
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mahdrof
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There, standing behind the counter, was none other than the infamous
7-Jun-13, 17:16 #12
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mies730
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It was the mellonmaster, what a suprise, but what was that what he was wearing???
7-Jun-13, 17:38 #13
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Posted 7-Jun-13, 17:38
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pochui
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Posted by
mies730 :
It was the mellonmaster, what a suprise, but what was that what he was wearing???
7-Jun-13, 18:46 #14
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mahdrof
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suddenly the lights went out and a woman screamed in the darkness. When the lights came back on
7-Jun-13, 18:51 #15
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teddybears73
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the melons were nowhere to be seen and outside you could hear a car door slam shut............
8-Jun-13, 07:50 #16
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pochui
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THE END
) under his presence & thinking who autograph he can ask first...
