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  14-Jun-13, 20:31   #1
Good day for me @ the tables +1 
pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8633
yo this is pochui one of the best poker players that ever existed writing to you all- just wanted to brag a bit about "how things should be done at the tables": today i managed to score two great hands...AK v.s AK = i lose....KJ v.s KJ = i lose again Shock

now the main question: does anyone need coaching Confused

     
  14-Jun-13, 20:38   #2
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rafiko1 

Joined: May '12
Location: Belgium
Age: 24 (M)
Posts: 275
Lol can happen to everyone mate.
I wish you a much better run of cards surely pochui...
I believe it will come instantly!

U are still the best poker player when u are not facing me on the table!

     
  14-Jun-13, 20:41   #3
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vic75 
Joined: Sep '10
Location: Canada
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 1959
Yes i need a lesson on how too beat russians???????????????????????????????????they should be called russian suckout kings Angry

     
  14-Jun-13, 20:50   #4
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8633
coaching on how to beat russians is extremely pricey...and it involves vodka one way or the other. best way to beat russians is to do some lobbying in order to ban online poker in russia.

other way is to allow americans to take on russians...again involves some lobbying, but this time to allow americans back into online poker scene...

     
  14-Jun-13, 20:51   #5
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rafiko1 

Joined: May '12
Location: Belgium
Age: 24 (M)
Posts: 275
How to beat a Russian - volume 1:

Not poker related:
- Fly to Moscow grab a stick and tackle the first person u see.
WARNING : if you are found as a dead body - it's ur responsibility

Poker related:
- Avoid them on the table. No pain no gain. But no losing too.
- Bring them on tilt so they play normal (for Russian normal play = tilt , and when they are on tilt they play normal poker). You can do so by cursing them in Russian:
*BLJET *JOPDVAJA MAT *ITI JOPA *SUKA

Implement this with caution.

Edited by rafiko1 (Friday, June 14, 2013 @ 21:01 GMT)


     
  14-Jun-13, 20:53   #6
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8633
Posted by rafiko1:
U are still the best poker player when u are not facing me on the table!

in your face! Spank

have you ever came close to this:



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Posted by rafiko1:
*BLJET *JOPDVAJA MAT *ITI JOPA *SUKA

looooool priceless...reminds me of steven seagal movies

Edited by pochui (Friday, June 14, 2013 @ 20:58 GMT)


     
  14-Jun-13, 21:03   #7
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rafiko1 

Joined: May '12
Location: Belgium
Age: 24 (M)
Posts: 275
Posted by pochui:

in your face! Spank

have you ever came close to this:




Are you kidding me? My downswings are far better. I have no upswings at all. Deal with that.
Cool

     
  14-Jun-13, 21:22   #8
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bullettooth1 

Joined: Mar '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 1635
Posted by pochui:
yo this is pochui one of the best poker players that ever existed writing to you all- just wanted to brag a bit about "how things should be done at the tables": today i managed to score two great hands...AK v.s AK = i lose....KJ v.s KJ = i lose again Shock

now the main question: does anyone need coaching Confused

That's some funny sh1t Big Smile good job you can laugh about those beats Thumbs Up

     
  15-Jun-13, 00:27   #9
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TigerAxL 

Joined: Feb '11
Location: Romania
Age: 26 (M)
Posts: 392
Posted by pochui:
yo this is pochui one of the best poker players that ever existed writing to you all- just wanted to brag a bit about "how things should be done at the tables": today i managed to score two great hands...AK v.s AK = i lose....KJ v.s KJ = i lose again Shock

now the main question: does anyone need coaching Confused


u re hilarious as alwais m8 , it looks like flush today removes u re white brushes Evil .I don t need to ask where cuz a have a feeling that was on pokerstars;aniway don t get upsad ,the Sun is going to shine even on your street with that kind of humor how he can t Tongue

     
  15-Jun-13, 02:13   #10
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alakazoo 
Joined: Apr '13
Location: Canada
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 333
hahaha nice one out there pochui you still got to make it happens to believe it Smile I don't think.. or I just don't hope that I got these skills to lose those kind of hands hahaha

I'm better at loosing with AA in my hand against some kind of shitty hands like a 26 or 85

     
  15-Jun-13, 02:44   #11
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5681
I wouldn't bet that even ANY of the classic Greek thinkers and philosophers could even come up with a formula for beating a russian Confused

At least losing with those hands pochui,...you can be proud,.... but if you were to be beat with absolute JUNK,...which is usually the case...

...well in that case,...ya just as well might give up poker.... Big Smile


     
  15-Jun-13, 06:14   #12
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8633
Posted by rafiko1:
Posted by pochui:
have you ever came close to this:




Are you kidding me? My downswings are far better. I have no upswings at all. Deal with that.
Cool

no upswings huh, well in that case you're the winner. huge respect Worship

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Posted by bullettooth1:
That's some funny sh1t Big Smile good job you can laugh about those beats Thumbs Up

i cried all day.. Disagree today i'm seeing a shrink (to consult why it shrunk after those bad beats)

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Posted by TigerAxL:
the Sun is going to shine even on your street with that kind of humor how he can t Tongue

sun is shining...
the weather is sweet yeah...




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Posted by alakazoo:
hahaha nice one out there pochui you still got to make it happens to believe it Smile

oh yeah, dont mention it...

Posted by alakazoo
I don't think.. or I just don't hope that I got these skills to lose those kind of hands hahaha

no those skills are exclusive to pro's only Agree

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Posted by demodawggy:
At least losing with those hands pochui,...you can be proud,....

yeah i'm so proud of myself...even my parents said they will brag about how cool is their son...

thanks everyone for your replies, take care Thumbs Up

Edited by pochui (Saturday, June 15, 2013 @ 06:27 GMT)


     
  15-Jun-13, 07:09   #13
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Macubaas 
Joined: Apr '11
Location: Romania
Age: 27 (M)
Posts: 6668
Great graph pochui, you should have no problems having people that want coaching from you Tongue

Know on the serious side i can tell you from experience that many time i lost with AA vs AA or KK vs KK, the opponent usually made flushes...

     
  15-Jun-13, 07:13   #14
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sadamman 

Joined: Jan '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 28 (M)
Posts: 1204
Is that your graph? Have you lost 6.5k? Shock WOW

     
  15-Jun-13, 07:35   #15
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8633
Posted by Macubaas:
from experience that many time i lost with AA vs AA or KK vs KK, the opponent usually made flushes...

hmmm to be honest i don't know of any other way you can lose with them except flushes...(royal, straight, gay and any other forms of flushes included)

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Posted by sadamman:
Is that your graph? Have you lost 6.5k? Shock WOW

does this mean you want a coaching session from me? u know for fellow BRM'ers i do offer a 0.0005% discount for the first 2 min.

     
  15-Jun-13, 08:07   #16
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sadamman 

Joined: Jan '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 28 (M)
Posts: 1204
Posted by pochui:
Posted by Macubaas:
from experience that many time i lost with AA vs AA or KK vs KK, the opponent usually made flushes...

hmmm to be honest i don't know of any other way you can lose with them except flushes...(royal, straight, gay and any other forms of flushes included)

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Posted by sadamman:
Is that your graph? Have you lost 6.5k? Shock WOW

does this mean you want a coaching session from me? u know for fellow BRM'ers i do offer a 0.0005% discount for the first 2 min.


Lol @ the bit to macubaas

No I don't want a coaching session thanks Tongue I just feel sorry for you, not that that would make you feel any better about it.

     
  15-Jun-13, 09:20   #17
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marqis 

Joined: Sep '10
Location: Netherlands
Age: 48 (M)
Posts: 1631
Posted by sadamman:
Is that your graph? Have you lost 6.5k? Shock WOW

Really? You don't actually believe that do you? Playing $1000+ buyins...?

You know Pochui...

Come on Pochui, show us your real graph...

     
  15-Jun-13, 10:09   #18
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sadamman 

Joined: Jan '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 28 (M)
Posts: 1204
Posted by marqis:
Posted by sadamman:
Is that your graph? Have you lost 6.5k? Shock WOW

Really? You don't actually believe that do you? Playing $1000+ buyins...?

You know Pochui...

Come on Pochui, show us your real graph...


Don't know, I know hes a joker but don't know him in real life, he could have a good job Confused

     
  15-Jun-13, 10:48   #19
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marqis 

Joined: Sep '10
Location: Netherlands
Age: 48 (M)
Posts: 1631
Posted by sadamman:
Posted by marqis:
Posted by sadamman:
Is that your graph? Have you lost 6.5k? Shock WOW

Really? You don't actually believe that do you? Playing $1000+ buyins...?

You know Pochui...

Come on Pochui, show us your real graph...


Don't know, I know hes a joker but don't know him in real life, he could have a good job Confused

If I were a gambler (I'm not), I'd give 10 to 1 odds against this being his real graph, is all I'm saying... Smile

     
  15-Jun-13, 10:57   #20
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8633
so i see we have a skeptic in the form of marqis...hmmm real graph you say, the problem is i am a multi account cheat- so i don't know which graph would represent my abilities better, maybe this:



or maybe this:



p.s. i have 39 accounts left...but the end result is the most important thing: consistency...i always end up in Thumbs Down

     
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