Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 64 (M)
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2 funny stories... Well,....one is not so funny for me I guess...
Story 1)
So I'm in the $5,000K ChromeStar Freeroll on Saturday. For a freeroll, it's very decent and I always seem to do well in it. If you win a few pots and play easy, you can get into the money.
Right off the start the guy to my right shoves... a couple of folks call,....and he wins the pot with JUNK. I'm thinking "Oh NO,...NOT THIS"... Next hand,....he shoves again. Turns out it's like a middle pair, 7s or something. Some folks call with decent pockets but don't connect,...he wins another... So now he's getting a nice stack. Next hand,.....SHOVE. NOW I'm getting pi$$ed because he is ruining the game, and against my better judgement because I'm trying to behave and not get 'chat blocked' again for another month,....I tell the guy: Screw Off A-Hole....
Next hand he shoves again and loses with JUNK, but he's big stacked and it hardly dented his stack...
So I then say: "SUCK THIS A-HOLE: 8======D"
AGAIN he shoves but loses BIG time,.....so now I'm getting REALLY angry and tell him to "GO FCUK YOURSELF"
He then replies: "Suck my co ck"
So I immediately call the chat moderator to get him blocked, and put him on tilt hopefully....
Problem is though,....is that I was SO quick to do that, I wasn't thinking,...and the chat moderator blocked ME....
Well THAT certainly backfired.....lol....
I kind of stuck my head up my OWN a$$ and pulled it out of my mouth,....if THAT is physically possible....
So I'm playing in one of the Full Tilt/BrM tourneys yesterday. A couple of Russians are having a donkfest competition between the 2 of them,.....and all the while chatting back and forth in cyrillic...
So I type in:
"I can speak Russian too! 3nofiv[o0rt9gu'wp59jgc m'p95rufg mxq9rjof'c mp9rtguj'm cp9rtguj' cp9rguxm q'r9pugf n'qar9pjfm c'qap0r9...."
Suddenly, in the chat box a message comes in green lettering saying:
'This is the chat moderator, player demodawggy has been warned that foul or profane language is NOT allowed'
Joined: May '10
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 37 (M)
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Story 1, You called him names and then he replied and you tryed to get him blocked?? Did you not start it? Just read another Thread with someone who does not like another persons method of Commenting and tryed to get him block from BRM.. This sort of stuff really annoys me if your going to call someone names then expect to get called a name back, dont then go running to the teacher like a little girl its pathetic.. demodawggy just my opinion still think your a good guy after a few conversation we have had in some Threads
Joined: Feb '12
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Hey,....no problemo....
I did a post here a while back about that tactic of getting Bingo Queens who ALSO call others names while ruining games for EVERYBODY blocked....
I get them to swear (without swearing myself),....report them,....get them blocked,....then watch them get REALLY screwed up by their crazy betting once they are blocked. I then continue to taunt and tease them, but they can't reply and get ALL messed up....lol...
Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 64 (M)
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So I'll tell ya how it ended.....
I was the one to get DOUBLY screwed up in THAT game....
A few hands later it came down to ME and HIM heads up....
He'd been playing bingo with junk EVERY hand,.... I got KQ/hearts,...he shoved AGAIN,....so I thought..."Take THIS you f'er" and called. His stack was bigger....
Joined: Apr '11
Location: Romania
Age: 35 (M)
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The chatbox story if it's real is just sick, i never thought speaking russian is profane hahahaha
Something similar happend to a table on ftp before black friday, two players chatted in russian and the warn was get by a player from UK that reported lol
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Canada
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well I think they are both really funny stories. but in the second one I don't think you had the russian spelling wrong. I think the fifth 9 was suppose to be a 6.
Joined: Jan '11
Location: United States
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I don't usually say to much, but I also can't stand it when there's a donker on the table who is already on tilt or just wants to be annoying by going allin every flipping hand. I usually tolerate it for a short time, but then I have to spill the beans by saying something. To be honest by the time I put my two cents in someone has already been getting all over the donker, if or when they last playing their allin BS.
Joined: Nov '11
Location: Canada
Age: 31 (M)
Posts: 165
same thing happened to me at poker stars this guy that was calling me down got the moderator before I can get his chat blocked lol .............but who needs to talk while your playing poker
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Romania
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 478
happened stupid thinks those days on PS ....not only me ,now i se lots of us (players).Tipical day for me playn on tablet for that new promotion to get 10vpp/day...so i usually play HU (heads-up) at 1,50$ hiperturbo cuz my br is ~70$ ,then i try Hu at 3,5$ cuz i was on profit (about 15$)but i can t win not even oance ,my opponents keep hiting on allin like shet........
Joined: May '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 2219
I swear in the chatbox all the time when people fudge me over. Just kicked off now on ladbrokes as I was slow playing my AQ with half bets and these guys kept calling(Q on the flop). On the turn someone goes all in and so do I and the other guy. The other guy had 66 and nothing and hit a straight on the river.
Cue me swearing my head off as I always do when people luck out like this and I lose the profit I just made on the cash tables in the last 30 mins. I have never got blocked on any site though....yet.
Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 64 (M)
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Hey,....those ChromeStar Weekly 5K Freerolls are a VERY decent freeroll,....for FREE!!!!. About equivalent to the $1.10 NLHE tourneys,...except you don't have to pay the $1.10 to get in,...and the payout is about the same,.....for FREE!!!
Would these clowns do that if they paid the $1.10 to get in...? I doubt it...
So WHY do folks ABUSE things that cost NOTHING and are RISK FREE...???
People like that are SO SELFISH too...they ruin the game for EVERYBODY there...
What usually happens is that they might win a bunch,...but then they wind up LOSING it all just as fast,....and only after they knock a whole bunch of folks out.
Really all they are doing is taking a bunch of people's chips,...then giving them all to ONE guy who knocks them out...
Idiots
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Posted by crash58: well I think they are both really funny stories. but in the second one I don't think you had the russian spelling wrong. I think the fifth 9 was suppose to be a 6.
Joined: Nov '11
Location: Canada
Age: 31 (M)
Posts: 165
heyy what is your fulltilt name maybe we will see eachother on there I just made my acct and in doing my bonus thing I think I have to make another 12/13 ftp's to get it idk lool but it says I had to make 45 FTP then I get my bonus idkidk but ill see if I even get my first deposit bonus .......
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