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  21-Jul-13, 06:41   #1
Desperate help needed... PLEASE BRM 0 
fcumred 

Joined: Apr '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 47 (M)
Posts: 1238
I have hit a really bad run lately, and I need 0.0001 VPP points to hit my super super super nova status of Pokerstars, where I will get credited with £100,000 once I hit it.

I need just £50 to be able to get the points I need, but unfortunately I got into a HU tangle against Isildur and he called my all in pre flop Aces with 9 2 offsuit and hit four nines on the river.

I am wondering if all you lovely BRM members will lend me $50 each. I will then go take Isildur on again with that money. I'll shove all in with every hand, and if he calls hopefully I'll double up. I can then return your money straight away. I will also then get the points I need for the money and I will give you all 0.00000023% of it. (well all those who invested in me ).

Please please please all help me out.. I really need this.. My wife has said I can play next years WSOP main event if I can get the money together. THis will allow me to do that. I can then go to Vegas, pay the £10,000 entry fee, get to the November nine, beat Phil Hellmuth HU at the final table and I'l have $8million to share with you all...

Come on... you knw you want to..


     
  21-Jul-13, 06:47   #2
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uno1Bomber 

Joined: May '13
Location: Russian Federation
Age: 28 (M)
Posts: 541
Are you serious?
LMFAO Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
  21-Jul-13, 06:56   #3
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shokaku 

Joined: May '08
Location: Germany
Age: 51 (M)
Posts: 6233
I just can't lend money a to player, who risks it all with aces vs 92o.

     
  21-Jul-13, 07:10   #4
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uno1Bomber 

Joined: May '13
Location: Russian Federation
Age: 28 (M)
Posts: 541
Posted by fcumred:
..I will then go take Isildur on again with that money. I'll shove all in with every hand, and if he calls hopefully I'll double up. ...


Nice strategy Thumbs Up Big Smile

     
  21-Jul-13, 08:33   #5
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sadamman 

Joined: Jan '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 28 (M)
Posts: 1204
I'll stake you the full amount if you stop supporting Man Utd and start supporting a proper team with a proper history like Everton Tongue

     
  21-Jul-13, 08:45   #6
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mikic123 

Joined: Aug '11
Location: Croatia
Age: 44 (M)
Posts: 86
wow i give you 1000$ for this effort Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
  21-Jul-13, 10:38   #7
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Macubaas 
Joined: Apr '11
Location: Romania
Age: 27 (M)
Posts: 6668
Your plan is awesome my man, i'll credit the 50 dollars asap into your account Big Smile

I hope as many new members that beg for money will read your post and understand it and maybe do a comparation with theirs lol

     
  21-Jul-13, 10:50   #8
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nipitiri3 
Joined: Nov '11
Location: Estonia
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 614
I have hit a really bad run lately, and I need 0.0001 VPP points to hit my super super super nova status of Pokerstars, where I will get credited with £100,000 once I hit it.

that seems like alex post when he wanted get silver star
Big Smile

     
  21-Jul-13, 11:12   #9
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8638
begging is not allowed. see forum rule #10. but hence you are asking for £100,000 this lump qualifies for an exception.

     
  21-Jul-13, 14:26   #10
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5682
Being that it's Isildur,...it could be a profitable venture. Every other week he's busting BIG TIME. You just have to be lucky enough to hit him on an off week and...CHING Dollar Dollar Dollar. You'd make your wife a very happy woman. Heart

Of course,...if YOU were to bust,...she could send YOU packing with your computer, coffee maker, and a very long extention cord,....and you could find a nice cozy bridge to live under... Confused

     
  21-Jul-13, 14:54   #11
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fcumred 

Joined: Apr '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 47 (M)
Posts: 1238
Posted by sadamman:
I'll stake you the full amount if you stop supporting Man Utd and start supporting a proper team with a proper history like Everton Tongue



You do know Everton are my second team, my little lad supports them, and I lived outside Goodison Park for 3 years.

So I am half way there..

Can I have half the money instead then ?

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Posted by uno1Bomber:
Are you serious?
LMFAO Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile



If I said yes I was completely serious, would you send the money ?

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Posted by demodawggy:
Being that it's Isildur,...it could be a profitable venture. Every other week he's busting BIG TIME. You just have to be lucky enough to hit him on an off week and...CHING Dollar Dollar Dollar. You'd make your wife a very happy woman. Heart

Of course,...if YOU were to bust,...she could send YOU packing with your computer, coffee maker, and a very long extention cord,....and you could find a nice cozy bridge to live under... Confused



We don't have a coffee maker, but if I win then I will buy one, so that should this event ever occur again she has one to throw me out with..



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Posted by pochui:
begging is not allowed. see forum rule #10. but hence you are asking for �100,000 this lump qualifies for an exception.


OK so if I change the wording slightly to say that if you don't give me the money I am going to come round your house and batter you round the head with a wet haddock, would that bypass rule 10..

I do not see any rule that says you cannot demand money with threats of violence with rotten fish if the said sum of money is not paid.

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Posted by mikic123:
wow i give you 1000$ for this effort Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile


Steady on tiger.. I only need $50. If you give me too much then I will have a bigger bankroll than Isildur and bust him completely should my all in beat his hand.

If I bust his entire bankroll then a large % of the threads on this forum would be worthless and no one would get their 10 points for discussing his latest swings.

So for the benefit of everyone, $50 will suffice. You can of course donate the other $950 to the "fcumred full tilt bankroll rebuilding proect" details of which will be posted in another thread at a later date...

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Posted by uno1Bomber:
Posted by fcumred:
..I will then go take Isildur on again with that money. I'll shove all in with every hand, and if he calls hopefully I'll double up. ...


Nice strategy Thumbs Up Big Smile


I know.. I have studied long and hard and found this is an absolutely foolproof method. Its taken 5 years of constant research to develop this plan.

Having witnessed Russians doing it with their chips in BRM freerolls I have decided its a winner..

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Posted by shokaku:
I just can't lend money a to player, who risks it all with aces vs 92o.



Don't be silly... I clearly didn't realise he had 9 2 when I called his all in. Do you think I am completely stupid and htat 5 years studying f BRM freerolls has taught me nothing...

Edited by fcumred (Sunday, July 21, 2013 @ 15:05 GMT)


     
  21-Jul-13, 18:56   #12
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8638
Posted by fcumred:
Posted by pochui:
begging is not allowed. see forum rule #10. but hence you are asking for �100,000 this lump qualifies for an exception.


OK so if I change the wording slightly to say that if you don't give me the money I am going to come round your house and batter you round the head with a wet haddock, would that bypass rule 10..

hahaha total redvulture style...

Posted by fcumred:
I do not see any rule that says you cannot demand money with threats of violence with rotten fish if the said sum of money is not paid.

spot on- hey admin, dude has a point here, i think there should be forum rule #11 stating:

"you cannot demand money with threats of violence, especially using a wet haddock as you sole weapon".

a lifetime ban with the confiscation of haddock is the consequence of breaking rule #11.

     
  21-Jul-13, 19:00   #13
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Greenmohave 

Joined: Jan '11
Location: United States
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 3361
Wow! And this is a conspiracy as to what I've seen you complain about and then to ask for such a large stake from the people you complain about the most. I Like It! I'll stake you for a max of $150.00, but you have to start accepting everyone's posts whether they are copy and paste or
not!

LOL

     
  21-Jul-13, 19:06   #14
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budgie111 
Joined: Sep '10
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 51 (M)
Posts: 73
sounds legit Smile

     
  21-Jul-13, 19:47   #15
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Phisix 

Joined: May '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 2216
Pay it back? How about a slice of that $100.00!

     
  22-Jul-13, 09:11   #16
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uno1Bomber 

Joined: May '13
Location: Russian Federation
Age: 28 (M)
Posts: 541
Posted by fcumred:
...
Posted by uno1Bomber:
Posted by fcumred:
..I will then go take Isildur on again with that money. I'll shove all in with every hand, and if he calls hopefully I'll double up. ...


Nice strategy Thumbs Up Big Smile


I know.. I have studied long and hard and found this is an absolutely foolproof method. Its taken 5 years of constant research to develop this plan.

Having witnessed Russians doing it with their chips in BRM freerolls I have decided its a winner..
...

It's mean that I can do it better than you. Blink

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Man, how can you compare BRM fre e r o ll and HU against Isuldur? Confused Your strategy is BS.
You just offer to flip a coin. Everyone can do it. Why you? It's stupid.
I think you need help. Quit playing for a month.

Edited by uno1Bomber (Monday, July 22, 2013 @ 09:33 GMT)


     
  22-Jul-13, 10:24   #17
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jje1987 
Joined: Dec '09
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 94
Posted by fcumred:
I have hit a really bad run lately, and I need 0.0001 VPP points to hit my super super super nova status of Pokerstars, where I will get credited with �100,000 once I hit it.

I need just �50 to be able to get the points I need, but unfortunately I got into a HU tangle against Isildur and he called my all in pre flop Aces with 9 2 offsuit and hit four nines on the river.

I am wondering if all you lovely BRM members will lend me $50 each. I will then go take Isildur on again with that money. I'll shove all in with every hand, and if he calls hopefully I'll double up. I can then return your money straight away. I will also then get the points I need for the money and I will give you all 0.00000023% of it. (well all those who invested in me ).

Please please please all help me out.. I really need this.. My wife has said I can play next years WSOP main event if I can get the money together. THis will allow me to do that. I can then go to Vegas, pay the �10,000 entry fee, get to the November nine, beat Phil Hellmuth HU at the final table and I'l have $8million to share with you all...

Come on... you knw you want to..



So you intend on playing at pokerstars?

I am sure Islidur plays at fulltilt now ? Blink

     
  22-Jul-13, 14:58   #18
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fcumred 

Joined: Apr '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 47 (M)
Posts: 1238
Posted by jje1987:
Posted by fcumred:
I have hit a really bad run lately, and I need 0.0001 VPP points to hit my super super super nova status of Pokerstars, where I will get credited with �100,000 once I hit it.

I need just �50 to be able to get the points I need, but unfortunately I got into a HU tangle against Isildur and he called my all in pre flop Aces with 9 2 offsuit and hit four nines on the river.

I am wondering if all you lovely BRM members will lend me $50 each. I will then go take Isildur on again with that money. I'll shove all in with every hand, and if he calls hopefully I'll double up. I can then return your money straight away. I will also then get the points I need for the money and I will give you all 0.00000023% of it. (well all those who invested in me ).

Please please please all help me out.. I really need this.. My wife has said I can play next years WSOP main event if I can get the money together. THis will allow me to do that. I can then go to Vegas, pay the �10,000 entry fee, get to the November nine, beat Phil Hellmuth HU at the final table and I'l have $8million to share with you all...

Come on... you knw you want to..



So you intend on playing at pokerstars?

I am sure Islidur plays at fulltilt now ? Blink



Stupid boy.. everyone knows you can transfer between Full Tilt and Pokerstars.

I will just get him to move over to pokerstars for a hand or three to let me earn the points.

Honestly... some people just are so argumentative..



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Posted by uno1Bomber:
Posted by fcumred:
...
Posted by uno1Bomber:
Posted by fcumred:
..I will then go take Isildur on again with that money. I'll shove all in with every hand, and if he calls hopefully I'll double up. ...


Nice strategy Thumbs Up Big Smile


I know.. I have studied long and hard and found this is an absolutely foolproof method. Its taken 5 years of constant research to develop this plan.

Having witnessed Russians doing it with their chips in BRM freerolls I have decided its a winner..
...

Man, how can you compare BRM fre e r o ll and HU against Isuldur? Confused Your strategy is BS.
You just offer to flip a coin. Everyone can do it. Why you? It's stupid.
I think you need help. Quit playing for a month.


Another word from you and I'll have my mates in the KGB round your house... A few knuckle raps and Chinese burns will teach you some manners...

Now be quiet and go donk off a few more chips to the Brazilians who are officially the second worst players in the world... behind Russians...

     
  22-Jul-13, 15:30   #19
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uno1Bomber 

Joined: May '13
Location: Russian Federation
Age: 28 (M)
Posts: 541
Posted by fcumred:
...
Another word from you and I'll have my mates in the KGB round your house... A few knuckle raps and Chinese burns will teach you some manners...

Now be quiet and go donk off a few more chips to the Brazilians who are officially the second worst players in the world... behind Russians...


hahahahahahahah Big Smile
GL loser

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PS And please note, I did not offend anyone. I just telling the truth.
Nothing hurts like the truth.

Edited by uno1Bomber (Monday, July 22, 2013 @ 15:42 GMT)


     
  22-Jul-13, 16:23   #20
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5682
Posted by fcumred:
Posted by jje1987:
Posted by fcumred:









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Posted by uno1Bomber:
Posted by fcumred:
...
Posted by uno1Bomber:
Posted by fcumred:




...

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Another word from you and I'll have my mates in the KGB round your house... A few knuckle raps and Chinese burns will teach you some manners...



Pfffffffffffffffffft....KGB??? REALLY...???,.......They're just a bunch of girly-men...!!! Big Smile

If you REALLY want to scare somebody, you should refer the Russian Mafia... Now THEY are a real knarly bunch you DON'T want to mess with.... Shock

     
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