I have hit a really bad run lately, and I need 0.0001 VPP points to hit my super super super nova status of Pokerstars, where I will get credited with £100,000 once I hit it.
I need just £50 to be able to get the points I need, but unfortunately I got into a HU tangle against Isildur and he called my all in pre flop Aces with 9 2 offsuit and hit four nines on the river.
I am wondering if all you lovely BRM members will lend me $50 each. I will then go take Isildur on again with that money. I'll shove all in with every hand, and if he calls hopefully I'll double up. I can then return your money straight away. I will also then get the points I need for the money and I will give you all 0.00000023% of it. (well all those who invested in me ).
Please please please all help me out.. I really need this.. My wife has said I can play next years WSOP main event if I can get the money together. THis will allow me to do that. I can then go to Vegas, pay the £10,000 entry fee, get to the November nine, beat Phil Hellmuth HU at the final table and I'l have $8million to share with you all...
Posted by fcumred: ..I will then go take Isildur on again with that money. I'll shove all in with every hand, and if he calls hopefully I'll double up. ...
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I have hit a really bad run lately, and I need 0.0001 VPP points to hit my super super super nova status of Pokerstars, where I will get credited with £100,000 once I hit it.
that seems like alex post when he wanted get silver star
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Being that it's Isildur,...it could be a profitable venture. Every other week he's busting BIG TIME. You just have to be lucky enough to hit him on an off week and...CHING . You'd make your wife a very happy woman.
Of course,...if YOU were to bust,...she could send YOU packing with your computer, coffee maker, and a very long extention cord,....and you could find a nice cozy bridge to live under...
Posted by sadamman: I'll stake you the full amount if you stop supporting Man Utd and start supporting a proper team with a proper history like Everton
You do know Everton are my second team, my little lad supports them, and I lived outside Goodison Park for 3 years.
So I am half way there..
Can I have half the money instead then ?
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Posted by uno1Bomber: Are you serious? LMFAO
If I said yes I was completely serious, would you send the money ?
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Posted by demodawggy: Being that it's Isildur,...it could be a profitable venture. Every other week he's busting BIG TIME. You just have to be lucky enough to hit him on an off week and...CHING . You'd make your wife a very happy woman.
Of course,...if YOU were to bust,...she could send YOU packing with your computer, coffee maker, and a very long extention cord,....and you could find a nice cozy bridge to live under...
We don't have a coffee maker, but if I win then I will buy one, so that should this event ever occur again she has one to throw me out with..
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Posted by pochui: begging is not allowed. see forum rule #10. but hence you are asking for �100,000 this lump qualifies for an exception.
OK so if I change the wording slightly to say that if you don't give me the money I am going to come round your house and batter you round the head with a wet haddock, would that bypass rule 10..
I do not see any rule that says you cannot demand money with threats of violence with rotten fish if the said sum of money is not paid.
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Posted by mikic123: wow i give you 1000$ for this effort
Steady on tiger.. I only need $50. If you give me too much then I will have a bigger bankroll than Isildur and bust him completely should my all in beat his hand.
If I bust his entire bankroll then a large % of the threads on this forum would be worthless and no one would get their 10 points for discussing his latest swings.
So for the benefit of everyone, $50 will suffice. You can of course donate the other $950 to the "fcumred full tilt bankroll rebuilding proect" details of which will be posted in another thread at a later date...
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Posted by uno1Bomber:
Posted by fcumred: ..I will then go take Isildur on again with that money. I'll shove all in with every hand, and if he calls hopefully I'll double up. ...
Nice strategy
I know.. I have studied long and hard and found this is an absolutely foolproof method. Its taken 5 years of constant research to develop this plan.
Having witnessed Russians doing it with their chips in BRM freerolls I have decided its a winner..
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Posted by shokaku: I just can't lend money a to player, who risks it all with aces vs 92o.
Don't be silly... I clearly didn't realise he had 9 2 when I called his all in. Do you think I am completely stupid and htat 5 years studying f BRM freerolls has taught me nothing...
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Posted by fcumred:
Posted by pochui: begging is not allowed. see forum rule #10. but hence you are asking for �100,000 this lump qualifies for an exception.
OK so if I change the wording slightly to say that if you don't give me the money I am going to come round your house and batter you round the head with a wet haddock, would that bypass rule 10..
hahaha total redvulture style...
Posted by fcumred: I do not see any rule that says you cannot demand money with threats of violence with rotten fish if the said sum of money is not paid.
spot on- hey admin, dude has a point here, i think there should be forum rule #11 stating:
"you cannot demand money with threats of violence, especially using a wet haddock as you sole weapon".
a lifetime ban with the confiscation of haddock is the consequence of breaking rule #11.
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Wow! And this is a conspiracy as to what I've seen you complain about and then to ask for such a large stake from the people you complain about the most. I Like It! I'll stake you for a max of $150.00, but you have to start accepting everyone's posts whether they are copy and paste or not!
Posted by fcumred: ..I will then go take Isildur on again with that money. I'll shove all in with every hand, and if he calls hopefully I'll double up. ...
Nice strategy
I know.. I have studied long and hard and found this is an absolutely foolproof method. Its taken 5 years of constant research to develop this plan.
Having witnessed Russians doing it with their chips in BRM freerolls I have decided its a winner.. ...
It's mean that I can do it better than you.
------------ Man, how can you compare BRM fre e r o ll and HU against Isuldur? Your strategy is BS. You just offer to flip a coin. Everyone can do it. Why you? It's stupid. I think you need help. Quit playing for a month.
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Posted by fcumred: I have hit a really bad run lately, and I need 0.0001 VPP points to hit my super super super nova status of Pokerstars, where I will get credited with �100,000 once I hit it.
I need just �50 to be able to get the points I need, but unfortunately I got into a HU tangle against Isildur and he called my all in pre flop Aces with 9 2 offsuit and hit four nines on the river.
I am wondering if all you lovely BRM members will lend me $50 each. I will then go take Isildur on again with that money. I'll shove all in with every hand, and if he calls hopefully I'll double up. I can then return your money straight away. I will also then get the points I need for the money and I will give you all 0.00000023% of it. (well all those who invested in me ).
Please please please all help me out.. I really need this.. My wife has said I can play next years WSOP main event if I can get the money together. THis will allow me to do that. I can then go to Vegas, pay the �10,000 entry fee, get to the November nine, beat Phil Hellmuth HU at the final table and I'l have $8million to share with you all...
Posted by fcumred: I have hit a really bad run lately, and I need 0.0001 VPP points to hit my super super super nova status of Pokerstars, where I will get credited with �100,000 once I hit it.
I need just �50 to be able to get the points I need, but unfortunately I got into a HU tangle against Isildur and he called my all in pre flop Aces with 9 2 offsuit and hit four nines on the river.
I am wondering if all you lovely BRM members will lend me $50 each. I will then go take Isildur on again with that money. I'll shove all in with every hand, and if he calls hopefully I'll double up. I can then return your money straight away. I will also then get the points I need for the money and I will give you all 0.00000023% of it. (well all those who invested in me ).
Please please please all help me out.. I really need this.. My wife has said I can play next years WSOP main event if I can get the money together. THis will allow me to do that. I can then go to Vegas, pay the �10,000 entry fee, get to the November nine, beat Phil Hellmuth HU at the final table and I'l have $8million to share with you all...
Come on... you knw you want to..
So you intend on playing at pokerstars?
I am sure Islidur plays at fulltilt now ?
Stupid boy.. everyone knows you can transfer between Full Tilt and Pokerstars.
I will just get him to move over to pokerstars for a hand or three to let me earn the points.
Honestly... some people just are so argumentative..
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Posted by uno1Bomber:
Posted by fcumred: ...
Posted by uno1Bomber:
Posted by fcumred: ..I will then go take Isildur on again with that money. I'll shove all in with every hand, and if he calls hopefully I'll double up. ...
Nice strategy
I know.. I have studied long and hard and found this is an absolutely foolproof method. Its taken 5 years of constant research to develop this plan.
Having witnessed Russians doing it with their chips in BRM freerolls I have decided its a winner.. ...
Man, how can you compare BRM fre e r o ll and HU against Isuldur? Your strategy is BS. You just offer to flip a coin. Everyone can do it. Why you? It's stupid. I think you need help. Quit playing for a month.
Another word from you and I'll have my mates in the KGB round your house... A few knuckle raps and Chinese burns will teach you some manners...
Now be quiet and go donk off a few more chips to the Brazilians who are officially the second worst players in the world... behind Russians...
Posted by fcumred: ... Another word from you and I'll have my mates in the KGB round your house... A few knuckle raps and Chinese burns will teach you some manners...
Now be quiet and go donk off a few more chips to the Brazilians who are officially the second worst players in the world... behind Russians...
hahahahahahahah GL loser
------------ PS And please note, I did not offend anyone. I just telling the truth. Nothing hurts like the truth.
