Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 64 (M)
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So I'm playing in the one of the Full Tilt/BankrollMob tourneys. It's early in the game and I'm 'chatting' with another mobster. Well, by the time all 5 cards are on the board in a hand I was IN on, I see I have an ace high straight. There are 2 other folks in on it, including the one I was chatting with...
I've typed out a reply to the other guy, and just before the hand gets to me, I decide to hit the 'Enter' key... JUST as I do that, the option for me to fold or bet came to me as I was looking down at my keyboard and was hitting the key. I hit the enter key and looked to the chat box to see if it was entered,... I then looked up at the board to see what was going on. The one guy shoved,....and the 2nd guy called,...I'm drooling thinking I'm going to clean up here....BUT...
....for some reason my hand got FOLDED
THEN,.....i remembered this happened to me once BEFORE on Full Tilt....
When you hit the 'enter' key when it's your turn to play..... it FOLDS your hand....
Needless to say I lost a hand that I WOULD HAVE tripled up on.....
You don't half feel stupid when you've just folded the stone cold nuts only to find the two donks are both all in on bottom pair with a deuce kicker.
I would also be wary of throwing your mouse across the room in temper. I was in a £55 MTT on Pokerstars and got all in with AA v KK. Of course he flops a King and in sheer temper I hurl my mouse across the room shattering it in pieces. Only for a god damn ace to hit on the river and there was I sat with a huge stack and no bloody mouse to play with. Having never used the keys I couldn't work out what buttons to press and with no mouse it was impossible to look it up online. I had to knock at my neighbours door at about midnight and beg him to lend me his mouse so I could carry on playing. I ended up cashing for a really nice amount, but had my neighbour been out for the night I'd have had to sit and watch myself get blinded out...
Joined: May '09
Location: Estonia
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Posted by fcumred: I've done that so many times its unbelievable.
You don't half feel stupid when you've just folded the stone cold nuts only to find the two donks are both all in on bottom pair with a deuce kicker.
I would also be wary of throwing your mouse across the room in temper. I was in a �55 MTT on Pokerstars and got all in with AA v KK. Of course he flops a King and in sheer temper I hurl my mouse across the room shattering it in pieces. Only for a god damn ace to hit on the river and there was I sat with a huge stack and no bloody mouse to play with. Having never used the keys I couldn't work out what buttons to press and with no mouse it was impossible to look it up online. I had to knock at my neighbours door at about midnight and beg him to lend me his mouse so I could carry on playing. I ended up cashing for a really nice amount, but had my neighbour been out for the night I'd have had to sit and watch myself get blinded out...
Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 64 (M)
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Well now I'm ALL f'n confused.... I'm in a FT/BrM tourney,....I get J 7 off... Some russian over there is playing like an idiot AND badmouthing folks....
So I type something out and hit the enter button,...but instead of folding,....the damned thing CALLS an 800 chip blind. I was going to fold... WTF...???
Flop comes down XX7,....so I have a pair of 7s. I'm gonna fold but everybody checks....okay,....so I check too...
THEN.....a 7 comes on the turn..... suddenly my crap turns to GOLD!!! So I bet the blind...everybody calls....
Shove on the river.... everybody folds, BUT, the mouthy russian calls....
BAM!!! I take the pot along with 1/2 his stack.... lol... Now he's badmouthing ME....
Next hand....I get trip queens, shove by the river,....and KILL the f'r OFF.... HOW SWEET!!!
So I went from about 5,000 chips to 28,000 in TWO hands....lol...AND demolished an A$$HOLE... He wasn't even a member,....just a facebook freerollin' cockroach...
Sittin' pretty,....14th out of last 24 in the tourney with 25,000 chips...
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Canada
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I was just looking and I can,t find where it says you can use your keyboard to bet , raise etc, but if you ask support all sites have a way of removing shortcuts this way it won't happen again.
Joined: Jun '08
Location: Poland
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demodawggy here is a definition of moron for you:
A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
HOW SWEET!!!
