Joined: Feb '08
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 35 (M)
Posts: 1886
I bet you think you've had your share of bad beats huh? I bet you lose when you're ahead far more than you win when you're behind. I bet you believe you deserve some compensation for being the most unlucky player on whatever site you play; if you had some players' luck you could be a millionaire by now.
So here's the challenge. Without giving any bad beat stories or examples of well-played/unlucky hands (we can all produce hand histories that tell half a story from the thousands of hands we play) can you convince me you are the unluckiest person on bankrollmob?
I know there are a lot of mobsters out there who will be positively convinced they deserve this award so the competition will be tough. So the winner of the all-time unluckiest mobster award will not only deserve the pity of the entire forum but will win a much needed 2000 mob points. But before you get your hands on the prize you will need to complete the ruthlessly unfeasible task of making me actually feel sorry for you.
Joined: May '13
Location: Mauritius
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 2688
Good luck this should be fun to watch, i'll be rooting for whoever wins it! Good luck, hope there are some nice stories coming up soon. I might post one but man I'll end up inventing one.
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Romania
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 478
i m so unlucky that i can t remember how many bad bets i really had .I bet a writer (not me) could make a story about my history in poker but....in the end i m one of the most lucky player (alive) cuz i ve cross over all my bad bets and forget about them .With all of this .... i still love poker Where s my 2000 points ??!!
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 10090
fcuk off- i'm too lucky to win this, but that makes me kinda sad, just lost 2000 mobpoints (one of those strange situations in life- being sad because i'm not unlucky enough ) i need a bottle of vodka, all this thinking causes me a headache, anyone wanna join me - screw those unlucky dudes, lets have some fun
Joined: Jul '13
Location: Israel
Age: 49 (M)
Posts: 558
"Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky." Lee Trevino
If your'e unlucky more times than you are lucky that means your'e doing something right...
Joined: May '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 38 (M)
Posts: 2064
Posted by roeish3: "Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky." Lee Trevino
If your'e unlucky more times than you are lucky that means your'e doing something right...
One of the best posts I've ever seen on here roeish... Anyone that doesn't understand the parallels between this and poker - read it over and over and over until you do.
The right frame of mind is just as important in poker as knowledge and experience.
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 10090
may i suggest our brm'er "arrow-knee-" - dude waited for the cashout from brm for 9 days and when he finally got the cash in the bag- he lost it in one day he definitely could use some more
Joined: Feb '13
Location: Netherlands
Age: 51 (M)
Posts: 508
Posted by pochui: may i suggest our brm'er "arrow-knee-" - dude waited for the cashout from brm for 9 days and when he finally got the cash in the bag- he lost it in one day he definitely could use some more
Dont think thats unlucky.... I would call that something different.....
Besides that he is from the Netherlands ( like me) and how can U be unklucky if U are born in a country, wich provides U over 900 euro a month(+medical insurrance) for doing nothing ....
While in other less fortunate countries people have to work a month for a lesser amount of money, in our country U can just sit back and wait for the social welfare every month.
So there are no unlucky people over here ( tho some will say differently)
For myself , I am the luckiest man on the planet since my divorce ( could recommend that to all of U) so I dont quallify .......
Best of luck to all of U......especially for the winner of this competition....
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 10090
Posted by mies730: Besides that he is from the Netherlands ( like me) and how can U be unklucky if U are born in a country, wich provides U over 900 euro a month(+medical insurrance) for doing nothing ....
While in other less fortunate countries people have to work a month for a lesser amount of money, in our country U can just sit back and wait for the social welfare every month.
sweet- heading over to the Netherlands...900 euros for doing nothing + coffee shops + red district...epic
Joined: Mar '09
Location: Greece
Age: 47 (F)
Posts: 14136
I would like to know also how is that possible to get that 900 euro plus medical without doing something. Ae you scamming your government or what? Plus i see you are not unlucky cause you got a divorce ? lol that was a good one
