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  8-Aug-13, 14:18   #1
He Got His WHAT Stuck In A Toaster...??? :O 0 
demodawggy 

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Mmmmmmmmm.... Gonna have to try that one.... lol...

I saw this Batman story on the news this morning,...but when I Googled it, I see that Canadians are keeping the Fire Departments busy in some STRANGE ways.... Big Smile



Article from the Calgary Herald newspaper...

OTTAWA — If the Ottawa Fire Services and their colleagues with the City of London Fire Brigade had their way, you and your significant other would be more careful in the bedroom.

Marc Messier, an Ottawa fire spokesman, said his service has endorsed a campaign in London aimed at reducing the number of strange calls.

The brigade credits the book Fifty Shades of Grey for an increase in the number of calls they have received for people stuck in handcuffs.

In the last three years, firefighters in London helped free almost 80 people stuck in handcuffs.

The brigade has also responded to calls after men got their penis stuck in various devices, such as a vacuum and a toaster.

The brigade has responded to more than 1,300 calls for people stuck in household items since 2010, according to a press release.

In the last three years, firefighters have been called 18 times for children with their heads stuck in potties or toilet seats.

Firefighters in Ottawa aren’t receiving as many weird calls for help as the brigade, but they have still seen their share of bizarre situations.

Messier said firefighters were called many years ago after a woman was heard screaming for help in an apartment.

Firefighters, police and paramedics found the apartment and had to kick in the door.

Inside the apartment unit, firefighters found a woman handcuffed to the bed and a man in a Batman costume unconscious on the floor. He had hit his head on a ceiling fan, Messier said.


     
  8-Aug-13, 14:29   #2
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mies730 

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Caught with his willy in a toaster.....EPIC Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

Batman knock out by a fan.....priceless

18 kids stuck in the toilet with their heads........ must be a serial bully, or would them kids be so amazed with their own turds that they want to have a closer look........mmmmm looks like chocolate

     
  8-Aug-13, 14:48   #3
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Phisix 

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Some people are really retarded in this world. at least they provide the lols for us though.

     
  8-Aug-13, 14:53   #4
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demodawggy 

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Posted by mies730:...must be a serial bully...



...that's funny!

Nelson Muntz must be in town... Big Smile

     
  8-Aug-13, 15:18   #5
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SirPoncho 
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hahahahah candians Blink
the "50 shades of grey" book is really sick and awkward.they're shooting the film to the book at the moment and I really dont know how they will do that.....
may be they should ask the fire department for some advice Blink

     
  9-Aug-13, 00:47   #6
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rbdflyboy 

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Posted by SirPoncho:
hahahahah candians Blink
the "50 shades of grey" book is really sick and awkward.they're shooting the film to the book at the moment and I really dont know how they will do that.....
may be they should ask the fire department for some advice Blink



Can get very cold here for long stretches...guessing here some will do anything to keep warm Blink

     
  9-Aug-13, 01:38   #7
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demodawggy 

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I have it on good word that his name is......D!ck Burns.....

His brother's name is,...get this...FRANK Burns....

Get it,....Frank,....as in 'furter'.... Big Smile

     
  9-Aug-13, 01:58   #8
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rbdflyboy 

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Posted by demodawggy:
I have it on good word that his name is......D!ck Burns.....

His brother's name is,...get this...FRANK Burns....

Get it,....Frank,....as in 'furter'.... Big Smile


Big Smile....lmao....that's just plain nasty Thumbs Up

     
  9-Aug-13, 04:39   #9
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takingdrugs 

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Turns out grilling bacon in a toaster presents a fire hazard.

     
  9-Aug-13, 09:03   #10
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mies730 

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Been wondering all day......what would be so good on putting ur willy in a toaster.
There are better ways to warm a cold willy..... So I really dont understand what was he thinking???

Seems impossible to get caught in a toaster by accident.


This does remind me of an episode of one of my favourite tv shows..... The Big Bang Theory

In one episode Harrold gets stuck in a Nasa robot with his penis and as it doesnt come of they go to the hospital with the robot ( a big one) stuck to him. brilliant ist is.....but a toaster ?!?!?!?


     
  9-Aug-13, 09:04   #11
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pochui 

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lmfao - kids with their heads stuck in the toilet, batman lying helpless on the floor after a collision with the ceiling fan, sausages being stuck in the toaster...strange times we are living in Big Smile


     
  9-Aug-13, 09:19   #12
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SirPoncho 
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Posted by rbdflyboy:
Posted by SirPoncho:
hahahahah candians Blink
the "50 shades of grey" book is really sick and awkward.they're shooting the film to the book at the moment and I really dont know how they will do that.....
may be they should ask the fire department for some advice Blink



Can get very cold here for long stretches...guessing here some will do anything to keep warm Blink



"hmmmm I'm feeling kinnd of cold...what can I do??????ohhhh a toaster....hmmm...let's try...."

Legendary Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
I think in russia this story would even have bigger surprises,those guys are freezing and they are steady drunk Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
  10-Aug-13, 03:09   #13
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demodawggy 

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Posted by pochui:


:O

WTF...??? THAT is both hilarious,.....AND vile....

I didn't know Commissioner Gordon is gay....lol

     
  10-Aug-13, 18:42   #14
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mies730 

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I keep thinking bout that guy with the toaster........ cause why would U do something like that???

But now after several days of thinking, I know the awnser.......... Birthcontrol, as I cant imagine there is a girl, woman or lady who is gonne have sex with U , when U are equipped with a toaster.

just for the record ...Ottawa is in the French speaking part of canada...isnt it ( as that would explain a lot to... Big Smile Big Smile )

     
  10-Aug-13, 22:19   #15
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demodawggy 

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I wonder if buddy thought to butter his tube-steak BEFORE putting it in the toaster... Big Smile

Ottawa isn't neccessarily a French speaking town. It's in English speaking Canada in Ontario across the river from Hull Quebec, which obviously IS French Speaking...

Never been there myself. Always meant to go for a wee visit! One of these days....... Thumbs Up

     
  10-Aug-13, 22:43   #16
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mies730 

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Posted by demodawggy:

Ottawa isn't neccessarily a French speaking town. It's in English speaking Canada in Ontario across the river from Hull Quebec, which obviously IS French Speaking...

Never been there myself. Always meant to go for a wee visit! One of these days....... Thumbs Up



I dont know if U like toast pal, but then I suggest to bring ur own toaster, as U never know what they put in to theirs..... Big Smile Big Smile

     
  10-Aug-13, 23:31   #17
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demodawggy 

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Posted by mies730:
Posted by demodawggy:



...I suggest to bring ur own toaster...


Actually,...a toaster isn't adequate for me,.... I'd require something more like a gas barbeque... Big Smile

     
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