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  5-Sep-13, 09:17   #1
Aloha dudes!!! I'm Back from Ban (.) (.) mwoahahahaha +2 
pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8633
Arghhhhh feels great to be back after a 7 days ban

took that ban as an opportunity to go to India and visit Buddhist monastery where my good friend Buddhist monk "Bhamir bin puttin my sausage in american ladies Sariputta" lives...had a great time there, he gave me some vital lessons on poker...here are his best tips:

1) holding AA doesn't necessarily mean that your armpits have lavender aroma...
2) when playing live, sitting in lotus pose on your chair and opening up your Chakras leads to a state where you can see through your opponents hole cards...
3) using increased quantities of intoxicants which lead to loss of mindfulness (specifically alcohol and drugs) leads to an roi gain of ~34%.

good luck at the tables, under the tables and in between the tables Thumbs Up


     
  5-Sep-13, 09:58   #2
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lukasb 

Joined: Mar '11
Location: Croatia
Age: 36 (M)
Posts: 1735
U got a ban?!? didn't notice lol... even afraid to ask why Confused

     
  5-Sep-13, 10:04   #3
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jessthehuman 

Joined: Apr '09
Location: Australia
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 6441
Posted by pochui:

3) using increased quantities of intoxicants which lead to loss of mindfulness (specifically alcohol and drugs) leads to an roi gain of ~34%.
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I knew it!!!!


Glad it's finally been proven! Take that idiots!

     
  5-Sep-13, 10:47   #4
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thefly131 
Joined: Jun '10
Location: Belgium
Age: 43 (M)
Posts: 1343
Posted by pochui:
Arghhhhh feels great to be back after a 7 days ban

took that ban as an opportunity to go to India and visit Buddhist monastery where my good friend Buddhist monk "Bhamir bin puttin my sausage in american ladies Sariputta" lives...had a great time there, he gave me some vital lessons on poker...here are his best tips:

1) holding AA doesn't necessarily mean that your armpits have lavender aroma...
2) when playing live, sitting in lotus pose on your chair and opening up your Chakras leads to a state where you can see through your opponents hole cards...
3) using increased quantities of intoxicants which lead to loss of mindfulness (specifically alcohol and drugs) leads to an roi gain of ~34%.

good luck at the tables, under the tables and in between the tables Thumbs Up




welcome back ... little man from the baltic area.... nice to have you back....

hope you had a good time between the buddists and hopefully you learnt something there like poker ... Tongue Tongue

     
  5-Sep-13, 14:14   #5
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Phisix 

Joined: May '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 2216
Did not notice you were gone. You been a bad boy have you, what did you do?

     
  5-Sep-13, 16:39   #6
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8633
Posted by lukasb:
U got a ban?!? didn't notice lol... even afraid to ask why Confused

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Posted by Phisix:
Did not notice you were gone. You been a bad boy have you, what did you do?

yes i've been a really bad boy- i frozen my salami while practicing opening up my armpit chakras, then accidentally slipped and fell on it in full weight...now i'm just a bad boy without his salami...

after this incident i decided to open a thread here, claiming that doing armpit chakras opening yoga exercises with your salami being frozen is a new trend these days (secretly hoping that mobsters follow my advice and end up in the same de-salamization state that i am) but admin saw my trickery and banned me because of my bad intentions towards fellow brm'ers...

Edited by pochui (Thursday, September 05, 2013 @ 16:47 GMT)


     
  5-Sep-13, 17:32   #7
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Weenie 
Joined: Aug '12
Location: Slovakia
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 678
Posted by pochui:

1) holding AA doesn't necessarily mean that your armpits have lavender aroma...


Can I use it sometimes, or you have copyright on that?

Anyway welcome back, I wasnt here for a while too (just for opening doors lol) and I didnt even need a ban for it Big Smile

     
  5-Sep-13, 17:42   #8
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sergejcho 
Joined: Jun '13
Location: Macedonia, The former Yugoslav Republic of
Age: 63 (M)
Posts: 530
Welcome back Baltic boy , crazy Lithuanian Smile
About the1 holding AA doesn't necessarily mean that your armpits have lavender aroma

Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

3 : The drug and alcohol is free to buy in the countries , i work in police and i knew many things. Its sad about the new Generations.

     
  5-Sep-13, 18:03   #9
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Phisix 

Joined: May '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 2216
Can you do the armpit rasengan yet?

     
  5-Sep-13, 19:19   #10
  +1 
teddybears73 
Joined: Nov '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 3177
WHAT !!! you got banned ???


hahhahahaha,whatever for or are you not allowed to say pochui,i'd just love to know being a nosey git Big Smile
anyway welcome back (although i didn't know you were away ) and i look forward to more of your crazy rantings. Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
  5-Sep-13, 20:55   #11
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mahdrof 

Joined: Nov '09
Location: Canada
Age: 47 (M)
Posts: 2367
Who the hell are you? Confused

     
  5-Sep-13, 20:58   #12
  0 
TigerAxL 

Joined: Feb '11
Location: Romania
Age: 26 (M)
Posts: 392
why did u got banned dude, say it str8 ,for u re last threat? to many tumb down or what,im confused
Aniway i m happy u re back ,u make mobsters laugh even is raining outside ,welcomme back bro <<(just to know u re the one on the right who had fell off ^^)

     
  5-Sep-13, 21:29   #13
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Macubaas 
Joined: Apr '11
Location: Romania
Age: 27 (M)
Posts: 6668
I noticed you were off but i did not check your profile to discover you were actually banned.

How do they say in big corporate companies you are a great asset of the forum Evil Big Smile

     
  6-Sep-13, 02:11   #14
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5681
I noticed you were gone for a bit. I figured you went to Serbia for the big Testicle Cook Off competition they hold there every year when I found your name in this article I found on PRI's The World radio show's website after hearing about it the other night on the radio...

Article:

A man shows pig testicles before cooking them during the annual World Testicle Cooking Championship in Serbian village of Ozrem. Photo REUTERS Marko Djurica

A tiny Serbian hamlet plays host to the 10th annual World Testicle Cooking Contest. A panel of judges pours over bowls of goulash that have been stewing for hours and served in clay pots.

Contest judge Pochui Mancock, takes his role as goulash referee seriously.
“I’m looking for taste and the mix of spices and what you can actually develop this into,” he says. “How can you actually present this on an international table–that’s what I am after.”

This contest is a small affair with just a few hundred people–most of them part of the dozen cooking teams.
Spectator Cornelius Vermeer, a Dutchman from Amsterdam, traveled to Serbia especially for this event. As he slams down one bowl and digs into another, he says he can’t wait to try them all.

“I want to taste it here. They have a few–like from the cow, from the pig, I have tried this one–I don’t know what it’s called but it’s very good!”

The event attracts mostly middle-aged men for a weekend of barbecuing and drinking. It’s a male-dominated atmosphere. But not all women shied away. Megan Hogarth from Tasmania, Australia said the atmosphere was electric.

“I think there are a lot festivals all around the world that are much bigger and much more better known that aren’t half as interesting as this,” she says. “I mean, everyone is cooking testicles of all things and a lot of them are from countries where it isn’t actually common to eat testicles which makes it all the more strange.”
Festival founder Ljubomir Erovic says he’s happy to keep the event small while reaching out for maximum publicity. He says Serbia is working to shed its bad image from the violent breakup of Yugoslavia and it’s pageants like these he likes to celebrate those that have the courage, or the balls to be the underdog.

“You know, Swiss have cheese, Scots have scotch but we Serbians have balls.”

Organizers will also elect the “Ballsiest Man of the Year.” Past recipients include President Obama and Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. This year’s ballsiest man won’t be named untill the end of the year, but tipped for the prize are German Chancellor Angela Merkel, and former NSA contractor Edward Snowden, both of whom have shown strong will and courage on the world stage; in other words, real cojones!

Website:

http://www.theworld.org/2013/09/serbia-testicle-cooking/

Edited by demodawggy (Friday, September 06, 2013 @ 02:18 GMT)


     
  6-Sep-13, 13:21   #15
  -1 
sadamman 

Joined: Jan '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 28 (M)
Posts: 1204
He got a ban because he put a thread that shouldn't be a blog as a blog, and started putting every post he didn't like as spam. So i grassed him up, for that and point whoring. So if anybody else wants to do this or go around point whoring. Feel free, but i will grass you up, because i want actual discussion about poker. Which is what this forum is supposed to be about.

     
  6-Sep-13, 13:48   #16
  0 
demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5681
Posted by sadamman:
He got a ban because he put a thread that shouldn't be a blog as a blog, and started putting every post he didn't like as spam. So i grassed him up, for that and point whoring. So if anybody else wants to do this or go around point whoring. Feel free, but i will grass you up, because i want actual discussion about poker. Which is what this forum is supposed to be about.


Man,....I bet I could count all your friends on 3 hands....

One,....left hand backwards..... Thumbs Down

Two and three,.... The Palm sisters,......because you like 'doing it' with twins..... Thumbs Down Thumbs Up

Big Smile

     
  6-Sep-13, 13:55   #17
  0 
sadamman 

Joined: Jan '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 28 (M)
Posts: 1204
Posted by demodawggy:
Posted by sadamman:
He got a ban because he put a thread that shouldn't be a blog as a blog, and started putting every post he didn't like as spam. So i grassed him up, for that and point whoring. So if anybody else wants to do this or go around point whoring. Feel free, but i will grass you up, because i want actual discussion about poker. Which is what this forum is supposed to be about.


Man,....I bet I could count all your friends on 3 hands....

One,....left hand backwards..... Thumbs Down

Two and three,.... The Palm sisters,......because you like 'doing it' with twins..... Thumbs Down Thumbs Up

Big Smile


I bet i could count all of your friends on no hands, all of the friends someone like you thinks they have are all imaginary.

     
  6-Sep-13, 14:06   #18
  0 
demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5681
You should go hook up on Loser.com and stay away from here... Thumbs Down Confused

Stalker.com is always looking for new members too...

     
  6-Sep-13, 14:25   #19
  0 
sadamman 

Joined: Jan '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 28 (M)
Posts: 1204
Ye ye you just keep on chatting s**t and watch.

     
  6-Sep-13, 14:54   #20
  0 
RoninHarper 

Joined: Nov '12
Location: Canada
Age: 48 (M)
Posts: 4440
Posted by sadamman:
He got a ban because he put a thread that shouldn't be a blog as a blog, and started putting every post he didn't like as spam. So i grassed him up, for that and point whoring. So if anybody else wants to do this or go around point whoring. Feel free, but i will grass you up, because i want actual discussion about poker. Which is what this forum is supposed to be about.


you are a total dweeb sadamman.
All you ever do is spew negativity and cause crap.
You want to get me band next.
Go right ahead.
Hope it make you feel good about yourself.
I for one will delete your stupid post from my blogs whenever I feel they are inappropriate.
Feel free to whine about it and get me banded for doing what I think is right when reading garbage.

be cool mobsters

Ronin Cool

     
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