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  9-Oct-13, 00:55   #1
FREE SEX :) +2 
dlkiv 

Joined: Aug '08
Location: Canada
Age: 51 (F)
Posts: 2558

Two good ol' boys were driving down the road when they needed some gas. After a while, they saw a sign that read "Free Sex with Fill-up." They decided to pull in and asked the attendant for a full tank. After he was done, they paid and the attendant started to walk away.
"Wait," the driver yelled, "what about my free sex?" The attendant rolled his eyes and came back to the car.
"Okay, but you will have to guess a number between 1 and 10."
"6."
"No, the answer was 3. Sorry." As the attendant started to walk off, the passenger asked to guess. The attendant agreed.
"7."
"No, I told you the answer was 3." The driver then sped off.
"I think that game was rigged," said the passenger. "There is no way to win.'
"Uh-uh," the driver said. "My wife won three times last week."



HAHA MADE YOU LOOK Blink

Edited by dlkiv (Wednesday, October 09, 2013 @ 00:57 GMT)


     
  9-Oct-13, 01:12   #2
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micalupagoo 
Joined: Jan '11
Location: Canada
Age: 45 (M)
Posts: 22
lol funny
think my wife uses the same gas station Shock

     
  9-Oct-13, 07:32   #3
  +1 
pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8623
damn it- came for free sex here. none found Thumbs Down

     
  9-Oct-13, 20:45   #4
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mirexxx 
Joined: Sep '11
Location: Bosnia and Herzegovina
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 2725
my sex story is about two years ago i go over to this girls house with a couple of my friends we are already drunk except for the sober cab. the girls whos house it is we go up to her room and her parents room is across the hall. but we are making out and then she just gets naked im still completely dressed. all of a sudden her door opens and its her mom she just stands there and stares at us. she runs out of the room and i hear her parents door slam. i sit there and im terrified that her dad is going to come rushing in. she then tells me that her dad is out of town and to not stop so i say what the hell and keep going it was a very good night after that. i also remember the olympics were on the tv during this whole thing Big Smile

     
  9-Oct-13, 21:05   #5
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Mober 
Joined: Mar '09
Location: Greece
Age: 39 (F)
Posts: 10011
Nice one dlkiv Big Smile Thumbs Up

     
  9-Oct-13, 21:06   #6
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5680
Is it TRUE that European women don't shave their underarms or trim the front lawn...? Question

     
  9-Oct-13, 21:17   #7
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Mober 
Joined: Mar '09
Location: Greece
Age: 39 (F)
Posts: 10011
We dont have any Amish living here. You do Smile

     
  10-Oct-13, 09:14   #8
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noonlion 

Joined: Mar '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 1277
Posted by demodawggy:
Is it TRUE that European women don't shave their underarms or trim the front lawn...? Question


I believe you are talking about feminists...lol

For some reason French women get a bad rep for not shaving their extra hair but it's more of a stereotype than anything.

I've heard Amazonian tribes are the worst for not shaving.

     
  10-Oct-13, 11:27   #9
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jovicakralj 

Joined: Nov '10
Location: Serbia
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 2075
Glad to see you dlkv!

     
  10-Oct-13, 11:32   #10
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dlkiv 

Joined: Aug '08
Location: Canada
Age: 51 (F)
Posts: 2558
Posted by jovicakralj:
Glad to see you dlkv!

Happy to see you as well dear Smile How are you?

     
  10-Oct-13, 11:39   #11
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jovicakralj 

Joined: Nov '10
Location: Serbia
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 2075
Im fine, 30 kilograms more fat but fine Blink

     
  10-Oct-13, 11:43   #12
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dlkiv 

Joined: Aug '08
Location: Canada
Age: 51 (F)
Posts: 2558
Good to hear Smile

Now if we could get BigFoot and IslandJack posting then maybe we could get some fun back in here. Smile

     
  10-Oct-13, 11:47   #13
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jovicakralj 

Joined: Nov '10
Location: Serbia
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 2075
Posted by dlkiv:
Good to hear Smile

Now if we could get BigFoot and IslandJack posting then maybe we could get some fun back in here. Smile

was thinking the same Smile Miss old regs on brm Sad How are you doing? If I remember well you are owner of some bars. How business is going?

     
  10-Oct-13, 12:06   #14
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dlkiv 

Joined: Aug '08
Location: Canada
Age: 51 (F)
Posts: 2558
I sold them last year Smile still trying to decide what I want to do when I grow up Blink took a shot at selling luxury cars,( f***ing sleazy business and not for me), and now just doing volunteer work and not much of anything else. Our son is off to University next year and really busy with writing for a few newspapers to build his experience.

Been playing live at the casinos quite often. Have a few "gentlemen" there that when I show up they leave Tongue As you can tell I am crushed. The one got "pissed off" cause he was bluffing and I called him and made a comment about him smelling like pee and he should change his diaper when he looses as he was about too. He called me every name in the book and then some. Douche bag lost. He then told his "friends" not to play when I am there. And he does where a diaper so he does not have to use the bathroom.

     
  10-Oct-13, 15:55   #15
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jovicakralj 

Joined: Nov '10
Location: Serbia
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 2075
Posted by dlkiv:
I sold them last year Smile still trying to decide what I want to do when I grow up Blink took a shot at selling luxury cars,( f***ing sleazy business and not for me), and now just doing volunteer work and not much of anything else. Our son is off to University next year and really busy with writing for a few newspapers to build his experience.

Been playing live at the casinos quite often. Have a few "gentlemen" there that when I show up they leave Tongue As you can tell I am crushed. The one got "pissed off" cause he was bluffing and I called him and made a comment about him smelling like pee and he should change his diaper when he looses as he was about too. He called me every name in the book and then some. Douche bag lost. He then told his "friends" not to play when I am there. And he does where a diaper so he does not have to use the bathroom.

Hmmm, did you thought about trying grind online for living? Im sure you have skills for it. Only q is do you want to go that way I guess.
And about your live play experience: Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile
I think I actually heard that there is some folks that wear diapers so that they dont need to go to toilet. Thats just too sick. I wonder when that guy come hope, take of shity diapers and look himself in mirror what he thinks of himself? MFG

     
  10-Oct-13, 16:10   #16
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magatt966 

Joined: Jan '09
Location: Italy
Age: 46 (M)
Posts: 3713
Posted by jovicakralj:
Im fine, 30 kilograms more fat but fine Blink


Hey man, glad you're fine but WTF ...30 kgs.

Start some gimn or I will be compelled to swim to you and kick your ass Evil

     
  10-Oct-13, 17:10   #17
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dlkiv 

Joined: Aug '08
Location: Canada
Age: 51 (F)
Posts: 2558
Posted by jovicakralj:
Posted by dlkiv:
I sold them last year Smile still trying to decide what I want to do when I grow up Blink took a shot at selling luxury cars,( f***ing sleazy business and not for me), and now just doing volunteer work and not much of anything else. Our son is off to University next year and really busy with writing for a few newspapers to build his experience.

Been playing live at the casinos quite often. Have a few "gentlemen" there that when I show up they leave Tongue As you can tell I am crushed. The one got "pissed off" cause he was bluffing and I called him and made a comment about him smelling like pee and he should change his diaper when he looses as he was about too. He called me every name in the book and then some. Douche bag lost. He then told his "friends" not to play when I am there. And he does where a diaper so he does not have to use the bathroom.

Hmmm, did you thought about trying grind online for living? Im sure you have skills for it. Only q is do you want to go that way I guess.
And about your live play experience: Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile
I think I actually heard that there is some folks that wear diapers so that they dont need to go to toilet. Thats just too sick. I wonder when that guy come hope, take of shity diapers and look himself in mirror what he thinks of himself? MFG



I play very little online anymore. Thinking of playing a little more online now to tell the truth.

Ya and eeewwwwww..................can you , no damn I can't even think about what he and his diaper are like Question

Just fing gross.

     
  10-Oct-13, 17:35   #18
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jovicakralj 

Joined: Nov '10
Location: Serbia
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 2075
Posted by dlkiv:
Posted by jovicakralj:
Posted by dlkiv:
I sold them last year Smile still trying to decide what I want to do when I grow up Blink took a shot at selling luxury cars,( f***ing sleazy business and not for me), and now just doing volunteer work and not much of anything else. Our son is off to University next year and really busy with writing for a few newspapers to build his experience.

Been playing live at the casinos quite often. Have a few "gentlemen" there that when I show up they leave Tongue As you can tell I am crushed. The one got "pissed off" cause he was bluffing and I called him and made a comment about him smelling like pee and he should change his diaper when he looses as he was about too. He called me every name in the book and then some. Douche bag lost. He then told his "friends" not to play when I am there. And he does where a diaper so he does not have to use the bathroom.

Hmmm, did you thought about trying grind online for living? Im sure you have skills for it. Only q is do you want to go that way I guess.
And about your live play experience: Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile
I think I actually heard that there is some folks that wear diapers so that they dont need to go to toilet. Thats just too sick. I wonder when that guy come hope, take of shity diapers and look himself in mirror what he thinks of himself? MFG



I play very little online anymore. Thinking of playing a little more online now to tell the truth.

Ya and eeewwwwww..................can you , no damn I can't even think about what he and his diaper are like Question

Just fing gross.

Where you play? Whats your username if not secret? I would love to check you out sometimes

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Posted by magatt966:
Posted by jovicakralj:
Im fine, 30 kilograms more fat but fine Blink


Hey man, glad you're fine but WTF ...30 kgs.

Start some gimn or I will be compelled to swim to you and kick your ass Evil

Siting in front of computer grinding have bad sides. Image is worth 1000 words

Attached Images58613_10151879677654297_764638308_n.jpg

     
  15-Oct-13, 07:26   #19
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magatt966 

Joined: Jan '09
Location: Italy
Age: 46 (M)
Posts: 3713
Posted by jovicakralj:
Posted by dlkiv:
Posted by jovicakralj:
Posted by dlkiv:
I sold them last year Smile still trying to decide what I want to do when I grow up Blink took a shot at selling luxury cars,( f***ing sleazy business and not for me), and now just doing volunteer work and not much of anything else. Our son is off to University next year and really busy with writing for a few newspapers to build his experience.

Been playing live at the casinos quite often. Have a few "gentlemen" there that when I show up they leave Tongue As you can tell I am crushed. The one got "pissed off" cause he was bluffing and I called him and made a comment about him smelling like pee and he should change his diaper when he looses as he was about too. He called me every name in the book and then some. Douche bag lost. He then told his "friends" not to play when I am there. And he does where a diaper so he does not have to use the bathroom.

Hmmm, did you thought about trying grind online for living? Im sure you have skills for it. Only q is do you want to go that way I guess.
And about your live play experience: Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile
I think I actually heard that there is some folks that wear diapers so that they dont need to go to toilet. Thats just too sick. I wonder when that guy come hope, take of shity diapers and look himself in mirror what he thinks of himself? MFG



I play very little online anymore. Thinking of playing a little more online now to tell the truth.

Ya and eeewwwwww..................can you , no damn I can't even think about what he and his diaper are like Question

Just fing gross.

Where you play? Whats your username if not secret? I would love to check you out sometimes

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Posted by magatt966:
[QUOTE]Posted by jovicakralj:
Im fine, 30 kilograms more fat but fine Blink


Hey man, glad you're fine but WTF ...30 kgs.

Start some gimn or I will be compelled to swim to you and kick your ass Evil

Siting in front of computer grinding have bad sides. Image is worth 1000 words [/QUOTE


lmfao Jovica...the pic is really ilarious Thumbs Up Worship Worship

     
  15-Oct-13, 12:01   #20
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dlkiv 

Joined: Aug '08
Location: Canada
Age: 51 (F)
Posts: 2558
Posted by jovicakralj:
Posted by dlkiv:
Posted by jovicakralj:
Posted by dlkiv:
I sold them last year Smile still trying to decide what I want to do when I grow up Blink took a shot at selling luxury cars,( f***ing sleazy business and not for me), and now just doing volunteer work and not much of anything else. Our son is off to University next year and really busy with writing for a few newspapers to build his experience.

Been playing live at the casinos quite often. Have a few "gentlemen" there that when I show up they leave Tongue As you can tell I am crushed. The one got "pissed off" cause he was bluffing and I called him and made a comment about him smelling like pee and he should change his diaper when he looses as he was about too. He called me every name in the book and then some. Douche bag lost. He then told his "friends" not to play when I am there. And he does where a diaper so he does not have to use the bathroom.

Hmmm, did you thought about trying grind online for living? Im sure you have skills for it. Only q is do you want to go that way I guess.
And about your live play experience: Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile
I think I actually heard that there is some folks that wear diapers so that they dont need to go to toilet. Thats just too sick. I wonder when that guy come hope, take of shity diapers and look himself in mirror what he thinks of himself? MFG



I play very little online anymore. Thinking of playing a little more online now to tell the truth.

Ya and eeewwwwww..................can you , no damn I can't even think about what he and his diaper are like Question

Just fing gross.

Where you play? Whats your username if not secret? I would love to check you out sometimes

------------
Posted by magatt966:
Posted by jovicakralj:
Im fine, 30 kilograms more fat but fine Blink


Hey man, glad you're fine but WTF ...30 kgs.

Start some gimn or I will be compelled to swim to you and kick your ass Evil

Siting in front of computer grinding have bad sides. Image is worth 1000 words



If I start playing online I will let you know. Big Smile and yes I agree magatt those pics are ROTFLMFAO

     
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