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  21-Oct-13, 19:48   #1
BRM: Fulltilt Freeroll Russian Watch 0 
Phisix 

Joined: May '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 2216
Nothing to do with me but I am sat in my first BRM freeroll on Ft for a while and I am just watching all these Russians calling all in's with stuff like J2, K4 and winning every time. Just watched a Russian crack KK with his 89o with an all in. Any idea how these guys can always do this stuff and get paid off for it? I could imagine me doing it and losing every time. Mind boggling.

     
  21-Oct-13, 20:22   #2
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Peter7878 

Joined: Dec '12
Location: Bulgaria
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 1022
Posted by Phisix:
Nothing to do with me but I am sat in my first BRM freeroll on Ft for a while and I am just watching all these Russians calling all in's with stuff like J2, K4 and winning every time. Just watched a Russian crack KK with his 89o with an all in. Any idea how these guys can always do this stuff and get paid off for it? I could imagine me doing it and losing every time. Mind boggling.


I always wondered the same like you! Probably PokerStars & FullTilt Poker love Russians most! Blink

     
  21-Oct-13, 20:25   #3
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5680
'Russian Watch'....?

Big Smile<lol... Hilarious....

If you say something to them in English,....they don't understand..., so thanks to PokerStars chat box,....I learned how to swear in Russian...

Say to them one or all of these phrases...:

Idi na huy mudak

Poshel na khui suka blyad

and/or

Otvali mudak

Say one of them,....if they respond,...then say the next,...and so on...

It's apparently pretty vulgar stuff,....and seems to REALLY get a rise out of them....


If they keep yappin',...just type out Russian looking random stuff starting with the #6:


6ipurth [0q958t=q ] 94c'ap9rgu]m qca9-fu] mc805gh [v09q5ujg ]]q094=fg8uc n

or #4

4taolerjhvbap98ruf [ri0ovj [ofivhj [a98r0gu [aro0ig8huj [ar08ghu [ar08u[490834u[09argu ]a09ru g


They'll reply with similar looking kind of stuff....lol...


Big Smile

Edited by demodawggy (Monday, October 21, 2013 @ 20:34 GMT)


     
  21-Oct-13, 20:47   #4
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Phisix 

Joined: May '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 2216
Just seen some dude call a Russians raise with J10 with 410s and hit two pair by the river. Nice to see a Russian losing most of his stack to the stuff he pulls off, but the guy is like a honorary Russian as he is playing every hand with any two cards and someone winning. Weird. Think its a Pokerstars and Fulltilt thing as I have never seen so much idiotic plays and cards always win.

I sent you a few messages Demo but you never answer, so I am watching your table see if you can survive with 2143 chips. GL.

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Russian wins again. Waste of 2 hours playing that. Played great all that tournament and once again pocket pairs and a call like that fecks me over. getting QQ and raising massive to move the limpers, but no the Russian has to call with A4 and hit trips. Luckily its only a freeroll as i'll never deposite on these two sites.

Good luck Demo.

Edited by Phisix (Monday, October 21, 2013 @ 21:30 GMT)


     
  21-Oct-13, 21:46   #5
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Mober 
Joined: Mar '09
Location: Greece
Age: 39 (F)
Posts: 10016
What the hell is wrong with Google.
Tried to translate what demo wrote above and google detects Swahili lol
Cant get a translation at all and not only to English. Tried other languages too.
Maybe cause its swearing? Smile

     
  21-Oct-13, 22:09   #6
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5680
Posted by Phisix:

I sent you a few messages Demo but you never answer, so I am watching your table see if you can survive with 2143 chips. GL.


Good luck Demo.



Oh hey dude.... If you are chatting to me on PokerStars,......my chat is blocked on there until Nov.5th for telling some a$$ to: 8====D <-----< Suck It

I DID see you say something to me on FT tonight when that dumbass Uke shoved 17,000 chips with his Q 5 off and ran into my AA. I replied,...but I think you missed my reply!

That moron has a perogy floating in borscht for a brain.... Smile

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Posted by Mober:
What the hell is wrong with Google.
Tried to translate what demo wrote above and google detects Swahili lol
Cant get a translation at all and not only to English. Tried other languages too.
Maybe cause its swearing? Smile



THAT it is my dear,.....that it is! Avert your eyes.... Nothing a lady should be looking at... Smile

Edited by demodawggy (Monday, October 21, 2013 @ 22:15 GMT)


     
  21-Oct-13, 22:20   #7
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Peter7878 

Joined: Dec '12
Location: Bulgaria
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 1022
Posted by demodawggy:
'Russian Watch'....?


Idi na huy mudak

Poshel na khui suka blyad

Otvali mudak


Big Smile


Woow, demodawggy I am really impressed! Big Smile It is really funny to see a Canadian to know these Russian phrases! I speak Russian, so I will translate it for you! Big Smile

============================================================
1. Idi na hui === literally "go to the d1ck", equivalent to the English "go fu*k yourself."

2. Poshol na hui === fu*k off, fu*k you
3. Mudak === as*hole, d1ck head, dump cunt, literally “testicle”
4. Suka === bi*ch, scumbag
5. Blyad === wh*re
6. Otvali mudak === fu*k off as*hole, get out of here as*hole
============================================================

Well, demodawggy enough Russian lessons for today. Big Smile I made you the translation of these words! Enjoy your lesson! Big Smile

I wrote the pronunciation and how to be written in Russian as well, but the BRM system doesn't recognize the symbols and the Russian letters.

If you want more Russian lessons, I should charge you. Big Smile

Edited by Peter7878 (Monday, October 21, 2013 @ 22:30 GMT)


     
  21-Oct-13, 22:21   #8
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Phisix 

Joined: May '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 2216
Yeah it must have been that hand but luckily you had AQ if I remember correctly? No clue why he went all in with that 16k though. Highest chips I had tonight was just over 9k, but everytime I get QQ a bloody ace always hits. Oh well, I did have fun. I might start playing these properly again soon, just not five times a day like you. Tongue

     
  21-Oct-13, 22:50   #9
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5680
Posted by Peter7878:
Posted by demodawggy:
'Russian Watch'....?


Idi na huy mudak

Poshel na khui suka blyad

Otvali mudak


Big Smile


Woow, demodawggy I am really impressed! Big Smile It is really funny to see a Canadian to know these Russian phrases! I speak Russian, so I will translate it for you! Big Smile

============================================================
1. Idi na hui === literally "go to the d1ck", equivalent to the English "go fu*k yourself."

2. Poshol na hui === fu*k off, fu*k you
3. Mudak === as*hole, d1ck head, dump cunt, literally &#65533;testicle&#65533;
4. Suka === bi*ch, scumbag
5. Blyad === wh*re
6. Otvali mudak === fu*k off as*hole, get out of here as*hole
============================================================

Well, demodawggy enough Russian lessons for today. Big Smile I made you the translation of these words! Enjoy your lesson! Big Smile

I wrote the pronunciation and how to be written in Russian as well, but the BRM system doesn't recognize the symbols and the Russian letters.

If you want more Russian lessons, I should charge you. Big Smile



Big Smile< HeeeeeeeeeeeHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....!!! Not bad eh...?

Ever hear of that software you can buy to learn other languages called Rosetta Stone...?

Maybe we could team up and create one called:

Rosetta Stone. Swearing in Russian

We could become millionaires.....!!! Dollar Smile Thumbs Up

     
  21-Oct-13, 23:02   #10
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HenryMinute 

Joined: Apr '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 67 (M)
Posts: 207
Russian Watch.

Isn't that Sekonda?

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Posted by Phisix:
Just seen some dude call a Russians raise with J10 with 410s and hit two pair by the river. Nice to see a Russian losing most of his stack to the stuff he pulls off, but the guy is like a honorary Russian as he is playing every hand with any two cards and someone winning. Weird. Think its a Pokerstars and Fulltilt thing as I have never seen so much idiotic plays and cards always win.

I sent you a few messages Demo but you never answer, so I am watching your table see if you can survive with 2143 chips. GL.

------------
Russian wins again. Waste of 2 hours playing that. Played great all that tournament and once again pocket pairs and a call like that fecks me over. getting QQ and raising massive to move the limpers, but no the Russian has to call with A4 and hit trips. Luckily its only a freeroll as i'll never deposite on these two sites.

Good luck Demo.

I was watching Demo too (on the leaderboard, that is) and I have to say he surprised me.

When it gets near to the bubble I bring up the lobby and Demo is frequently in the same area as myself, which is most often marginal to make it. Normally when he gets to around $1000 - $1500 he clicks on his secret, Demo for the use of, 'Chip me up' button. He does this so regularly that I am sure it must exist. Tonight he must have forgotten to click it.

Luckily I made the FT for the first time. More by luck than skill and finished 3rd. Cool

Edited by HenryMinute (Monday, October 21, 2013 @ 23:11 GMT)


     
  22-Oct-13, 10:04   #11
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Peter7878 

Joined: Dec '12
Location: Bulgaria
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 1022
Posted by demodawggy:
Posted by Peter7878:
Posted by demodawggy:
'Russian Watch'....?


Idi na huy mudak

Poshel na khui suka blyad

Otvali mudak


Big Smile


Woow, demodawggy I am really impressed! Big Smile It is really funny to see a Canadian to know these Russian phrases! I speak Russian, so I will translate it for you! Big Smile

============================================================
1. Idi na hui === literally "go to the d1ck", equivalent to the English "go fu*k yourself."

2. Poshol na hui === fu*k off, fu*k you
3. Mudak === as*hole, d1ck head, dump cunt, literally &#65533;testicle&#65533;
4. Suka === bi*ch, scumbag
5. Blyad === wh*re
6. Otvali mudak === fu*k off as*hole, get out of here as*hole
============================================================

Well, demodawggy enough Russian lessons for today. Big Smile I made you the translation of these words! Enjoy your lesson! Big Smile

I wrote the pronunciation and how to be written in Russian as well, but the BRM system doesn't recognize the symbols and the Russian letters.

If you want more Russian lessons, I should charge you. Big Smile



Big Smile< HeeeeeeeeeeeHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....!!! Not bad eh...?

Ever hear of that software you can buy to learn other languages called Rosetta Stone...?

Maybe we could team up and create one called:

Rosetta Stone. Swearing in Russian

We could become millionaires.....!!! Dollar Smile Thumbs Up


It is a very good idea! Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
  22-Oct-13, 11:51   #12
  0 
pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8628
valyte nachui suky, zajebaly dolbanije gandoni...eeeeehm just adding a few precious info on how to chat with fellow russians.
oh btw @Phisix - just looking at random hands you can't really tell if one is making a profit or not right? if you find some moron winning with all sorts of crap- go ahead and lookup him on sharkscope...most of the time you will get a big smile on your face Big Smile

     
  22-Oct-13, 11:52   #13
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RETT220 

Joined: Mar '11
Location: Russian Federation
Age: 57 (M)
Posts: 51
you say nonsense
Moreover, there is a Russian ?
Idiots everywhere enough
But I'm stronger and demodawggy and Phisix , saw how they play
So I am above on the leaderboard
And by the way do not curse and with 2-4, 3-9 don't go

     
  22-Oct-13, 11:59   #14
  +1 
pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 8628
Posted by RETT220:
Idiots everywhere enough

true

Posted by RETT220:
And by the way do not curse

come on, guys are trying to learn a new language- be easy on them

Posted by RETT220:
and with 2-4, 3-9 don't go

agree, stick to 26o and 36o

     
  22-Oct-13, 12:09   #15
  +1 
RETT220 

Joined: Mar '11
Location: Russian Federation
Age: 57 (M)
Posts: 51
play better, and get the top-30 of money, as I
4 times I got paid for the top 30 for may 2011 $100, last $40

     
  22-Oct-13, 12:53   #16
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huslerlumel 
Joined: Mar '13
Location: Philippines
Age: 44 (M)
Posts: 16
just got bad betten i had 55 the russian had 10 2 of flop 669 then the turn 7 i got all in river 9 what a joke Question Question Question Evil Aww crap!

     
  22-Oct-13, 13:06   #17
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RETT220 

Joined: Mar '11
Location: Russian Federation
Age: 57 (M)
Posts: 51
and now I was embossed with QQ against 9-4, 25 minutes ago and this idiot was not a Russian
I repeat, idiots everywhere enough
---------------------------------------------
What you want from a Freeroll with 1500 participants ?
It is clear that 500 of them are idiots and fish, and they combinations don't know

Edited by RETT220 (Tuesday, October 22, 2013 @ 13:12 GMT)


     
  22-Oct-13, 13:35   #18
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dlkiv 

Joined: Aug '08
Location: Canada
Age: 51 (F)
Posts: 2558
WOW !!! I am a little disgusted with this thread. There are moronic players from every country. To call out a country of players and say that they have all the luck etc and that Full Tilt caters to them ......

Really BRM'ers Confused Confused

Online poker is what it is. To,( IMO), be insulting and as it seems racist is not in my good books.

Grow some balls, and apologize to all the Russian mobsters.

Funny how many are very tough online and have much to say. Angry Angry Angry

     
  22-Oct-13, 15:21   #19
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DaCapo71 
Joined: Aug '10
Location: Germany
Age: 45 (M)
Posts: 1707
This lim/call manics from the east playing a simple style like the chinese players in the past. They can´t handle the game at the flop, so they go allin with all drawing hands and with all pairs postflop. It is really sinple and easy to Play against those Players.

     
  22-Oct-13, 18:15   #20
  0 
Phisix 

Joined: May '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 30 (M)
Posts: 2216
Posted by RETT220:
and now I was embossed with QQ against 9-4, 25 minutes ago and this idiot was not a Russian
I repeat, idiots everywhere enough
---------------------------------------------
What you want from a Freeroll with 1500 participants ?
It is clear that 500 of them are idiots and fish, and they combinations don't know


I was not singling out every Russian player because it's not, but on FT and Stars the majority of them on there are utter idiot and donk kings. There is a another country similar to Russia who does it just as much. Every country does it, but I see more percentage of Russians do it than anyone else, so I hope you do not take offence since you are Russian.

     
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