Joined: Aug '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 55 (M)
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Okay, so I'm looking for a stake to play any stakes and any game. I consider myself a very well rounded player -- that is to say, an investment in your area of choice is likely to pay off, still.
How can I prove this? Well I could show you my 50nl HU record on stars, but I invite any of you with the slightest interest of staking me to play me yourself and gauge my skill level, for play chips of course.
Am I reliable? Now this is the hardest part. Simply put, I am asking in a place like bankrollmob, and I would be fine with signing a contract under their watchful gaze.
Anyway, I hope this sparks some interest, or at least a reply or 2. Feel free to request to play me HU anyway, if you've got the courage, that is. : P
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
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Posted by GenesiReborn: Okay, so I'm looking for a stake to play any stakes and any game.
rephrase: i lose left and right, so it doesn't really matter what stakes and what game i end up playing
Posted by GenesiReborn: I consider myself a very well rounded player -- that is to say, an investment in your area of choice is likely to pay off, still.
so what makes so generous? if investment is gonna pay off- why the fcuk should you go for staking and profit sharing...take 100% of the profits yourself...
Posted by GenesiReborn: How can I prove this? i can't...don't ask stupid questions
Posted by GenesiReborn: I could show you my 50nl HU record on stars, since that's the only place i've managed to record some profit before busting it on other limits...why it's still positive? well i didn't have any chance to come back and "improve" it, since i already was broke
Posted by GenesiReborn: gauge my skill level, for play chips of course.
what about staking in play chips then...
Posted by GenesiReborn: Am I reliable? NO
Posted by GenesiReborn: Feel free to request to play me HU anyway, if you've got the courage, that is. : P
so you're saying it takes some courage to take you on hu play chips action? why? is it because you're a play money champ or sth...
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Serbia
Age: 38 (M)
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Well said pochui.
I just can't believe that all good players don't have 5-10$ to play,and they are so good. Also can't believe that in Britain is so big economic crisis so you don't have 10$ to deposit and make millions if you are so good
PS When i make my first million i will give you few bucks to play with,and guess what we don't need to share your profit,only thing is you have to wait just a little bit i am so close to my goal
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Location: Australia
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Posted by GenesiReborn: but I invite any of you with the slightest interest of staking me to play me yourself and gauge my skill level, for play chips of course.
I have a deal for you:
We play 11 HU games of NLHE, if you win, I will stake you $50 in any games of your choice.. BUT.. If I win, you have to stake ME $20
Joined: Oct '08
Location: Canada
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another first post asking for money, when will these people learn, If you want a stake apply for one of brm no deposit bonuses, thats the only way you'll get one around here.
Joined: Apr '11
Location: Romania
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This kind of request are not allowed here on the bankrollmob forum but there are serious poker forums where you can do that.
But i must warn you by now that these kind of post don't get any funds at all, a staking request usually comes with tons of info about the player that ask it including real ID on sites, and at least 100 results of the latest mtt/sng played with all the stats.
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Location: Italy
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Posted by jessthehuman:
Posted by GenesiReborn: but I invite any of you with the slightest interest of staking me to play me yourself and gauge my skill level, for play chips of course.
I have a deal for you:
We play 11 HU games of NLHE, if you win, I will stake you $50 in any games of your choice.. BUT.. If I win, you have to stake ME $20
This is a serious offer.
mmmh .... I guess I need to purchase some popcorns
Posted by GenesiReborn: but I invite any of you with the slightest interest of staking me to play me yourself and gauge my skill level, for play chips of course.
I have a deal for you:
We play 11 HU games of NLHE, if you win, I will stake you $50 in any games of your choice.. BUT.. If I win, you have to stake ME $20
This is a serious offer.
Is this offer open to anyone? Seems like a win win to me... Either you'd get $50 or you get a $20 stake in a winning player...
Not that I need staking, I'm happy with my current bankroll...
Just to play the 11 HU games for free would be worth it to me...
Joined: Nov '12
Location: Canada
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G'day mate
Well I just got up after a very restless sleep. I feel like crap and take my pain meds, then decide I really need a pick me up just to face the rest of the day. BRM usually does this for me very easily. I log on and the very top post is a damn begging thread from a guy who has never posted on our forum at all. Dude your very first post and you are asking to be stalked? Did you even read any posts on this community's forum before you tried this BS? I mean you no offence mate, but there is a right and wrong way to do things. Asking for money in your very 1st post is the wrong way! You have NO credibility amongst our regular forum posters. In fact you just started yourself out on a very negative footing. You can turn things around by becoming a regular poster who help contribute to the community and tries to give others helpful advice and moral support. You might even want to donate into the prise pool of the BRM Xmas homegame this year. These are just a few ways for you to correct the huge error which you just made in your 1st post. I have tried to give you advice how you can rebuild your now soiled reputation amongst this incredible poker community. If however, you are not interested in doing any of these things to become a valued, and possibly very well liked member of the BRM forum community, then I still have one last piece of advice.
Go F U C K yourself & the horse you rode in on, bub!
Joined: Aug '11
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Hm. I suppose you guys are right. I did start of on a negative footing. Well I thought I'd cut to the chase but I do have 0 credibility so i guess I should work on that first.
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You can find a lot of staking sites (pnews etc.), their are a lot of serious persons which can stake you at all Limits. But i´m not sure, is that really a good idea? To play with your own money is the best way i think...
Joined: Mar '11
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Well you must admire the cheek of this guy to ask for free money. I would love to be staked as well because i think i could play with the best of them if someone staked me and there was no risk to any of my money. Good luck to you mate
Joined: Mar '09
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I would say that you didnt start with the wrong foot. You started with the wrong feet This isnt a staking site and even if it was one without showing evidence of your progress so far you have no chances at all, of getting one. You need proof.
Joined: Aug '09
Location: Chile
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It kind of hard to stake someone who is broken.
I'have seen this before, but on people who are usually winners at some level and want to try on a higher one. If you are actually a winner on NL50 but you broke on a higher level it only say to me that you a are good player with no bankroll management at all.
I would recommend to either get a non-deposit offer and build your bakroll again or take the jessthehuman's offer.
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Posted by RoninHarper: G'day mate
Well I just got up after a very restless sleep. I feel like crap and take my pain meds, then decide I really need a pick me up just to face the rest of the day. BRM usually does this for me very easily. I log on and the very top post is a damn begging thread from a guy who has never posted on our forum at all. Dude your very first post and you are asking to be stalked? Did you even read any posts on this community's forum before you tried this BS? I mean you no offence mate, but there is a right and wrong way to do things. Asking for money in your very 1st post is the wrong way! You have NO credibility amongst our regular forum posters. In fact you just started yourself out on a very negative footing. You can turn things around by becoming a regular poster who help contribute to the community and tries to give others helpful advice and moral support. You might even want to donate into the prise pool of the BRM Xmas homegame this year. These are just a few ways for you to correct the huge error which you just made in your 1st post. I have tried to give you advice how you can rebuild your now soiled reputation amongst this incredible poker community. If however, you are not interested in doing any of these things to become a valued, and possibly very well liked member of the BRM forum community, then I still have one last piece of advice.
Go F U C K yourself & the horse you rode in on, bub!
Have a nice day best wishes to you be cool
Ronin
Well Ronin ... well said, totally agree with you
Hope he learns his lesson... and hopefully the next beggars read your reply first..
Euh guys have a question .... I am looking for some money to play poker... anyone interested , I am a here quite some time on the site
Posted by Mober: I would say that you didnt start with the wrong foot. You started with the wrong feet This isnt a staking site and even if it was one without showing evidence of your progress so far you have no chances at all, of getting one. You need proof.
How can he start with the wrong feet when he has both of them in his mouth .
Joined: Nov '12
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G'day mates
Well I just logged back on and re read my response and I feel bad about it. I have been having a lot of pain and this morning it was really bad. I think I might have over reacted to the original poster. What do you think, did I over react? best wishes be cool
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Not at all Ronin...
as a new member (first post) he did not read anything ... just started his begging thread.
But I think he understood what you ment -->
Hm. I suppose you guys are right. I did start of on a negative footing. Well I thought I'd cut to the chase but I do have 0 credibility so i guess I should work on that first.
Well some extra advice for him --> start collecting mobpoints and get those 50 $