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  6-Jan-14, 17:59   #1
funny hands by Vsemoje 0 
vsemoje 
Joined: Feb '13
Location: Slovenia
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 518
when u say woooot at river Big Smile

Full Tilt Poker Game #33729252642: $1 + $0.10 Multi-Rush OD (263159728), Table 8 - NL Hold'em - 60/120 Ante 15 - 14:26:47 CET - 2014/01/06 [08:26:47 ET - 2014/01/06]
Seats: 9
Seat 1: corrie1984 (2,585)
Seat 2: Jasio222 (1,915)
Seat 3: vsemoje (6,460)
Seat 4: gumbwol (2,762)
Seat 5: A1A2A (5,900)
Seat 6: bwati (734)
Seat 7: jufiti (3,530)
Seat 8: Darrell1969 (3,785)
Seat 9: shaharon (2,630)
corrie1984 antes 15
Jasio222 antes 15
vsemoje antes 15
gumbwol antes 15
A1A2A antes 15
bwati antes 15
jufiti antes 15
Darrell1969 antes 15
shaharon antes 15
Jasio222 posts the small blind of 60
vsemoje posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vsemoje [9h 9d]
gumbwol raises to 240
A1A2A calls 240
bwati raises to 719, and is all in
jufiti folds
Darrell1969 folds
shaharon folds
corrie1984 folds
Jasio222 folds
vsemoje calls 599
gumbwol calls 479
A1A2A calls 479
*** FLOP *** [Js 9c 4d] (Total Pot: 3,071, 4 Players, 1 All-In)
vsemoje checks
gumbwol checks
A1A2A bets 240
vsemoje has 15 seconds left to act
vsemoje raises to 960
gumbwol has 15 seconds left to act
gumbwol has timed out
gumbwol folds
A1A2A calls 720
*** TURN *** [Js 9c 4d] 10 of clubs (Total Pot: 4,991, 3 Players, 1 All-In)
vsemoje bets 1,680
A1A2A calls 1,680
*** RIVER *** [Js 9c 4d Tc] 2 of diamonds (Total Pot: 8,351, 3 Players, 1 All-In)
vsemoje has 15 seconds left to act
vsemoje bets 3,086, and is all in
A1A2A calls 2,526, and is all in
Uncalled bet of 560 returned to vsemoje
*** SHOW DOWN ***
vsemoje shows [9h 9d] three of a kind, Nines
A1A2A mucks
vsemoje wins the side pot (10,332) with three of a kind, Nines
bwati mucks
vsemoje wins the main pot (3,071) with three of a kind, Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13,403 Main pot 3,071. Side pot 10,332. | Rake 0
Board: [Js 9c 4d Tc 2d]
Seat 1: corrie1984 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Jasio222 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: vsemoje (big blind) showed [9h 9d] and won (13,403) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 4: gumbwol folded on the Flop
Seat 5: A1A2A mucked [Kc Th] - a pair of Tens
Seat 6: bwati mucked [Kd 7h] - King Jack high
Seat 7: jufiti folded before the Flop
Seat 8: Darrell1969 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: shaharon folded before the Flop Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Smile

     
  6-Jan-14, 19:55   #2
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DaCapo71 
Joined: Aug '10
Location: Germany
Age: 45 (M)
Posts: 1712
Unbelievable hands and sometimes i thought the opponents did a misclick or be drunkin. Or they thinking, they have enough outs Big Smile Or they play like Obrestad, but only every times from preflop to the river card without a look into their cards...

     
  6-Jan-14, 21:11   #3
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Macubaas 
Joined: Apr '11
Location: Romania
Age: 27 (M)
Posts: 6668
I have no clue what the A villain had in mind on this hand, i mean he should have realized that his hand was beaten there...

And considering the fact that it did not look like a misclick he probaby was multi-tabling and thought he had str8!?
Of course the Obrestad possibility is another option Smile

     
  6-Jan-14, 22:21   #4
  0 
vsemoje 
Joined: Feb '13
Location: Slovenia
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 518
i think guys are just that bad Smile i see tons of calling of with second pairs and stuff.
on micro stakes players call way too light , thats why u must play ABC game.
just valuetown everybody and u should make profit
Big Smile

------------
do u think this is missclick again? Smile guys are really that bad...
Full Tilt Poker Game #33733118740: $1 + $0.10 Multi-Rush OD (263193902), Table 20 - NL Hold'em - 60/120 Ante 15 - 11:45:00 CET - 2014/01/07 [05:45:00 ET - 2014/01/07]
Seats: 9
Seat 1: FAISKATA (4,153)
Seat 2: Furom13 (2,515)
Seat 3: vsemoje (7,255)
Seat 4: laurentiu709 (2,850)
Seat 5: gilpastor (3,573)
Seat 6: damdam123 (10,147)
Seat 7: Drednoter (3,095)
Seat 8: Partizan9439 (5,470)
Seat 9: bus3992 (12,975)
FAISKATA antes 15
Furom13 antes 15
vsemoje antes 15
laurentiu709 antes 15
gilpastor antes 15
damdam123 antes 15
Drednoter antes 15
Partizan9439 antes 15
bus3992 antes 15
Furom13 posts the small blind of 60
vsemoje posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vsemoje [Ts Th]
laurentiu709 folds
gilpastor folds
damdam123 folds
Drednoter calls 120
Partizan9439 calls 120
bus3992 folds
FAISKATA calls 120
Furom13 folds
vsemoje has 8 seconds left to act
vsemoje raises to 480
Drednoter calls 360
Partizan9439 calls 360
FAISKATA calls 360
*** FLOP *** [6h Jh 9h] (Total Pot: 2,115, 4 Players)
vsemoje checks
Drednoter bets 120
Partizan9439 folds
FAISKATA folds
vsemoje raises to 6,760, and is all in
Drednoter calls 2,480, and is all in
vsemoje shows [Ts Th]
Drednoter shows [8d 6s]
Uncalled bet of 4,160 returned to vsemoje
*** TURN *** [6h Jh 9h] 5 of spades (Total Pot: 7,315, 2 Players, 1 All-In)
*** RIVER *** [6h Jh 9h 5s] 7 of diamonds (Total Pot: 7,315, 2 Players, 1 All-In)
vsemoje shows a pair of Tens
Drednoter shows a straight, Nine high
Drednoter wins the pot (7,315) with a straight, Nine high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7,315 | Rake 0
Board: [6h Jh 9h 5s 7d]
Seat 1: FAISKATA (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Furom13 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: vsemoje (big blind) showed [Ts Th] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 4: laurentiu709 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: gilpastor folded before the Flop
Seat 6: damdam123 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Drednoter showed [8d 6s] and won (7,315) with a straight, Nine high
Seat 8: Partizan9439 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: bus3992 folded before the Flop

Edited by vsemoje (Tuesday, January 07, 2014 @ 10:48 GMT)


     
  7-Jan-14, 13:23   #5
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doubletop777 
Joined: Mar '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 47 (M)
Posts: 5552
Sometimes these players can really confuse you and i often wonder what is going through their minds sometimes. To try and read some of these players is almost impossible and you will just have to face the facts that there are a lot of donks playing

     
  7-Jan-14, 18:40   #6
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Mober 
Joined: Mar '09
Location: Greece
Age: 39 (F)
Posts: 10039
If you are trying to read someone who plays whatever cards is getting and plays the all
with the same pattern you are going to fail and mess up your game after all.
There are many out there and depending on the game, if they are bored or have money
to spare, they can mess the table pretty good.
It doesnt happen to real money games often, but if you play enough, you can come
across to such a phenomenon.
I have quit a couple of times ring games, when players from higher limits, come to micro and low
to blow some steam. They are playing the pot no matter what.

     
  20-Jan-14, 19:02   #7
  0 
vsemoje 
Joined: Feb '13
Location: Slovenia
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 518
when u just cant belive what they call and this was guy who was playing very poor.
http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/7018527_0...

when i saw his hand i knew i will lose its just stars style Smile
u see u pushed all in not 3bet thats caus i knew that donk will call lol Smile

gl guys if i dont have it Angry

     
  20-Jan-14, 19:25   #8
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bowie1984 

Joined: Apr '12
Location: Hungary
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 4685
Posted by vsemoje:
when u just cant belive what they call and this was guy who was playing very poor.
http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/7018527_0...

when i saw his hand i knew i will lose its just stars style Smile
u see u pushed all in not 3bet thats caus i knew that donk will call lol Smile

gl guys if i dont have it Angry


I dont know. I mean...
Why wouldnt you try a 3bet instead preflop all-in against those players?
"you knew the donk will call?"

There was a read in your opponents opening range that indicated you should shove?
Its AA, thats okay, but you dont want end up in a 5way all in even with AA.
Suited connectors play fairly against monsters.
Try to beat them postflop next time.
Hes obviously trolled at this point - rather successfully, but he could've fold with those hands postflop maybe.


     
  20-Jan-14, 19:34   #9
  0 
vsemoje 
Joined: Feb '13
Location: Slovenia
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 518
i still think here is shove best move. why? i have 4 callers and i dont want them to see flop cheap.
- if i 3bet i show i have monster
- i wanted to look weak here, like i am trying to steal the pot
- and why i wouldnt push with AA preflop if i know one will call me for sure? is better to let them see flop so they can hit?
- and pot was almost 3k and i had 6k stack so what amount would u 3bet? funny

     
  20-Jan-14, 19:49   #10
  -1 
bowie1984 

Joined: Apr '12
Location: Hungary
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 4685
Big Blind is 300, it was only one raise, you top up that to 1500 and thats it. Two playa would have fold either way.
Also shoving from blinds doesnt make your hands look weak so at that point a simply overbet wont make you get the pot, thats why I would advise to try beat them postflop.

If the donk you chased never folds, you dont want to pay for his luck too, so I think the 3bet could've save you some chip.

Edited by bowie1984 (Monday, January 20, 2014 @ 19:53 GMT)


     
  20-Jan-14, 20:01   #11
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Nastasha1982 
Joined: Oct '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 33 (M)
Posts: 175
I agree with the shove. A 3-bet to say 1500-1800 wouldn't thin the field enough (a shove didn't) and then you're left playing a big pot OOP with a pot sized bet back.

Let's assume everyone else in this hand plays 'correctly'. A 1500 3 bet makes it HU pot AK vs AA, but gives AK the chance to fold on the missed flop. You win say 2.1k

The shove here pre still gets the AK call and you near double up, winning approx 6k.

     
  20-Jan-14, 20:09   #12
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bowie1984 

Joined: Apr '12
Location: Hungary
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 4685
Posted by Nastasha1982:
I agree with the shove. A 3-bet to say 1500-1800 wouldn't thin the field enough (a shove didn't) and then you're left playing a big pot OOP with a pot sized bet back.

Let's assume everyone else in this hand plays 'correctly'. A 1500 3 bet makes it HU pot AK vs AA, but gives AK the chance to fold on the missed flop. You win say 2.1k

The shove here pre still gets the AK call and you near double up, winning approx 6k.


I didnt say the shove wont be +EV, but he was after the donk (only the donk!), try to trim the field for that only with a 3bet could've been made this whole situation cheaper.

     
  21-Jan-14, 05:37   #13
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doomdy 

Joined: May '08
Location: Netherlands
Age: 46 (M)
Posts: 6197
Posted by bowie1984:
Big Blind is 300, it was only one raise, you top up that to 1500 and thats it. Two playa would have fold either way.
Also shoving from blinds doesnt make your hands look weak so at that point a simply overbet wont make you get the pot, thats why I would advise to try beat them postflop.

If the donk you chased never folds, you dont want to pay for his luck too, so I think the 3bet could've save you some chip.


Goddamn you give out crap advise, with these blinds 3bet and postflop maybe fold and safe chips Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused
You have absolutely no clue wot your talking about.
The hand is played perfect, easy shove, calling or 3betting is the worst thing you cud do here.
There is only 1 option, allin cmon.

3betting light.... cmon... Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap!

     
  21-Jan-14, 11:00   #14
  -1 
bowie1984 

Joined: Apr '12
Location: Hungary
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 4685
Posted by doomdy:
Goddamn you give out crap advise, with these blinds 3bet and postflop maybe fold and safe chips Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused
You have absolutely no clue wot your talking about.
The hand is played perfect, easy shove, calling or 3betting is the worst thing you cud do here.
There is only 1 option, allin cmon.

3betting light.... cmon... Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap!

Curse all you want dutchman, but my 3bet would still be 2.5x the second bet, and that amount is pretty standard preflop re-raise anywhere.
Easy shove if you want collect all the chips, but again, by his own words, he was trying to take down the donk, the others wouldnt matter in this hand - if really that was his only goal I still think he could've gotten to achieve that easier postflop.

     
  21-Jan-14, 12:44   #15
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vsemoje 
Joined: Feb '13
Location: Slovenia
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 518
Posted by bowie1984:
Posted by doomdy:
Goddamn you give out crap advise, with these blinds 3bet and postflop maybe fold and safe chips Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused Confused
You have absolutely no clue wot your talking about.
The hand is played perfect, easy shove, calling or 3betting is the worst thing you cud do here.
There is only 1 option, allin cmon.

3betting light.... cmon... Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap!

Curse all you want dutchman, but my 3bet would still be 2.5x the second bet, and that amount is pretty standard preflop re-raise anywhere.
Easy shove if you want collect all the chips, but again, by his own words, he was trying to take down the donk, the others wouldnt matter in this hand - if really that was his only goal I still think he could've gotten to achieve that easier postflop.



seems that bowie doesnt understand some thinks in poker.
i did make 4 points in my post above why shove is only move here but u still dont want to understand Smile

pot was 2k and he would 3bet to 1500 Aww crap!

- and again why would i 3bet if i know he calls a shove? - i dont want him to see flop bro

     
  21-Jan-14, 12:54   #16
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ddblt1970 
Joined: Aug '13
Location: Czech Republic
Age: 21 (M)
Posts: 913
These hands are really weird, that´s not poker.
Some players are clowns.




     
  21-Jan-14, 12:55   #17
  -1 
bowie1984 

Joined: Apr '12
Location: Hungary
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 4685
Its okay man, we dont need to agree, It was not my tournament buy-in.
You did make 4 points about the shove, good for you mate.

Aww crap! Shock Worship

No need for violence.

     
  22-Jan-14, 14:30   #18
  0 
vsemoje 
Joined: Feb '13
Location: Slovenia
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 518
lol happened again Smile
http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-hands/Boom/7048094_7...

got to love pokerstars and players there Smile


     
  3-Feb-14, 19:22   #19
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teknoboy 
Joined: Nov '09
Location: Poland
Age: 27 (M)
Posts: 50
I suggest everyone who is playing often on PokerStars; to add their "funny" or just interesting hands on boomplayer, 'cause it's much more better to watch, than reading tiny characters in long list Worship

Refering to Your last showed hand:


That situations happens quite often, especially in turbo structure; in this particular case; every player that went all-in with You had less than 15 BB; so don't be suprised if they call your premium hand, with suited connector; especially in multi pot; because when YOu facing that situation, handling suited connector, You should consider that in 3-way multipot it happen quite often, that two opponents will have hands like AQ or AK ; so they are practically "out of outs" if You know what I mean.


     
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