Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
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Posts: 10090
i testify that John Kramer (also known as The Jigsaw Killer, commonly referred to as Jigsaw) is a fictional character from the Saw franchise. Jigsaw made his debut in the first film of the series, Saw, and he later appeared in Saw II, III, IV, V, VI, and 3D. He is portrayed by American actor Tobin Bell.
Joined: Jan '11
Location: Germany
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Posts: 513
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend haze from the beautiful city of the citys cologne, somewhere near the huge cathedral writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone!
I testify that today is friday
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general.
Joined: Nov '12
Location: Canada
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 4675
G'day mates
I testify that ...
I was just asked who the first James Bond was and I said Sir Sean Connery was the first official movie actor to play James Bond in the movie Dr. No. I was shocked to learn I was wrong.
The first official EON Productions James Bond film, Dr. No, was released in 1962. It opened with the gun barrel sequence that would become a trademark of the series. James Bond, played by stuntman Bob Simmons, walked along a white backdrop, shown through the view of a henchman's gun barrel. Aware that he was being watched, Bond quickly turned and shot the assassin. Blood dripped down the screen, the gun barrel trailing off and opening to reveal the main titles.
Bob Simmons could arguably be called the first official James Bond actor, and he was in fact the first person to portray 007 in a cinema-released Bond film. Bob's scene was reused up until Goldfinger, before being reshot with Sean Connery. Wishing you all the best
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 5712
I TESTIFY that today is the birthday of BankRollMob. It is a wonderful day and in celebration of this, BRM is even giving its members the chance of a birthday present , in more ways than one. So I further TESTIFY, that BRM are simply the Best!
Joined: Jan '11
Location: Germany
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Posts: 513
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend haze from the beautiful city of the citys cologne, somewhere near the huge cathedral writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone!
I testify that the BankrollMob celebrates his birthday
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general.
Joined: Sep '13
Location: Bosnia and Herzegovina
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 1564
iTestify
Honeymoon rhinitis
Honeymoon rhinitis is a condition in which the sufferer experiences nasal congestion during sexual intercourse.
The condition appears to be genetically determined, and caused by the presence in the nose of erectile tissue which may become engorged during sexual arousal as a side effect of the signals from the autonomic nervous system that trigger changes in the genitals of both men and women.
A related (but very rare) condition called Sexually induced sneezing also exists, where people sneeze, sometimes uncontrollably, when engaging in or even thinking about sexual activity.
A phenomenon presumably related to 'honeymoon rhinitis' is the occurrence of nasal congestion as a reported side effect of Viagra use
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 10090
i testify that Deposit is a village in Broome and Delaware counties in the U.S. state of New York. The population was 1,663 at the 2010 census. The village, on the county line, is half within the town of Sanford (Broome County) and half within the town of Deposit (Delaware County).
I testify ,....................... That today is the day that i am going to have good cards at all the pokersite's i am going to play tonight....... Gonna hit ever single flop turn river without any problem and without All the fishes are actualy going to loose instead off winning most hands And i am going to win the all-in challange tonight soooooo i am going Toooo party when i am finished playing poker
Gllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll to me And ofcourse all of the mobsters out there
Joined: Nov '12
Location: Canada
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 4675
G'day mates
I testify that ...
BRM is absolutely my favorite online sites. I log into BRM almost every day several times and on some days dozen of times in a single day. Hope BRM continues to go and keeps getting better and better.
Joined: Mar '09
Location: Portugal
Age: 57 (M)
Posts: 1703
I testify that
Not a very good day to me my football team lost by 3-0 at home and that put me on a bad mojo Well maybe they will win next time Supportting a small time is hard but nothing can´t change the time of your heart you can change wife ,political feelings even religion but never your football team
Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 64 (M)
Posts: 6036
I testify....
...try THIS...! BEST tastin' stuff you ever stuck in yer yap...!!!
RED PEPPER Jelly
Fills about seven 8oz jars.
Ingredients: 2 cups red bell pepper, seeded and finely chopped or ground 5 1/2 cups granulated sugar 6 oz liquid pectin 1 cup apple cider vinegar 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper
Directions:
In a large, deep pot, stir in the bell pepper, sugar, cider vinegar, and cayenne pepper.
Stirring constantly, boil the bell peppers over high heat until they reach a rolling boil that cannot be stirred down.
Add in your pectin and continue to boil for an additional minute.
Remove from heat and quickly skim off the foam. (Tip: if you add a little bit of butter to your mixture, it should help reduce the amount of foam that you have to deal with).
Put it on your toast,...cake,....meat,....ice cream....whatever...
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 5712
I TESTIFY that Louis Van Gall, the now manager of Manchester United, has a pretty tough task ahead of him to not only win the English Premier League, but simply to win by game of football. Yesterday MU played probably the weakest outfit in the league and couldn't even come near to scoring. I suppose the positive is that they did not concede. From little acorns? But this is a huge acorn waiting grow again!
I “Testify” that this guy is one off the best players out there...
Arjen Robben Footballer Arjen Robben is a Dutch professional footballer who plays for the German Bundesliga club Bayern Munich and the Netherlands national team. Born: January 23, 1984 (age 30), Bedum Height: 1.80 m Spouse: Bernadien Eillert (m. 2007) Salary: 5.5 million EUR (2012) Current teams: Netherlands national football team (#11 / Forward, Midfielder), FC Bayern Munich (#10 / Midfielder) Children: Lynn Robben, Luka Robben, Kai Robben
Joined: Jan '14
Location: Netherlands
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 508
I testify that you don't have to read this because it is just some crazy bullsh1t I testify talk... I testify that I can build my bankroll up from the $0,02 dollars I have got left now and have made so many profit that I'll have a bankroll of $1000 at the end of the year!!!
So, that means... 30+31+30+31=122 days of play That means 122*1,5= 183 hours of working That means 1000/183= $5,46 of profit every hour of... Playing those freaking tough freerolls!
Unless, I win the SnG of $0,02 and get $4, then I can play some higher SnG's and finally my favourite big MTT's! But still... I think Mtt's won't make even $1 per hour
If I want to earn ,50 an hour then tat would make: 0,5*183= $91,50
Ok, well that would be pretty nice as well!
Though I think it is better to just gain some money with the minimicro SnG's which are a bit boring me now.
Probably I will lose the SnG and I will be bust again, I have a ticket to the weekly round two which could likely give me a few cents, because pokerstars is so generous with their freerolls, and... well... So it will probably go up and down whole the time ranging from 0 to $1
SOOO, If you read this you have oficcially wasted your time! Thanks for reading!
Joined: Nov '12
Location: Canada
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 4675
G'day mates
I testify that ...
I am truly exhausted at this time. I have been suffering from insomnia. Have not been getting more then 3 - 4 hours of sleep at a time for two weeks now. The lack of sleep is starting to hurt me mentally. I truly feel tired and sore all the time. Wishing you all the best
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 10090
i testify that Subway (stylized as SUBWAY) is an American fast food restaurant franchise that primarily sells submarine sandwiches (subs) and salads. It is owned and operated by Doctor's Associates, Inc. Subway is one of the fastest growing franchises in the world, with 42,252 restaurants in 107 countries and territories as of July 23, 2014.
Joined: Jan '14
Location: Netherlands
Age: 34 (M)
Posts: 508
Posted by RoninHarper: G'day mates
I testify that ...
I am truly exhausted at this time. I have been suffering from insomnia. Have not been getting more then 3 - 4 hours of sleep at a time for two weeks now. The lack of sleep is starting to hurt me mentally. I truly feel tired and sore all the time. Wishing you all the best
be cool
Ronin
I testify that I feel compassion to you! Bon courage!!!
Joined: Mar '11
Location: Croatia
Age: 43 (M)
Posts: 1738
I testify that since Summer for me is over, I'll probably start to spend more time with poker again. Was really enjoying summer this year... got some good swims.. some good beer in the afternoons.. damn it I'll miss it all year ! Well, grinding time will be on again! Hopefully soon enough I'll testify that I'm making profit along side with playing
