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i do not testify.
Laser hair removal is the process of removing unwanted hair by means of exposure to pulses of laser light that destroy the hair follicle. It had been performed experimentally for about 20 years before becoming commercially available in the mid-1990s.
i think (not testify) that i am contemplating balls shaving with laser procedure
I testify that "bears are large and brown. They derive their name from a football team in Chicago. Bears are a proud people, although they're not people per-say. They're animals. Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of World World I and World War II combined. Brown bears loves fishing. It is estimated that bears kill over two million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare."
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I testify that none of the following apply on BRM freerolls all-in fests:
Aggressive play refers to betting and raising. Passive play refers to checking and calling. Unless passive play is being used deceptively as mentioned above, aggressive play is generally considered stronger than passive play because of the bluff value of bets and raises and because it offers more opportunities for your opponents to make mistakes. Hand reading, tells and leveling
Hand reading is the process of making educated guesses about the possible cards an opponent may hold, based on the sequence of actions in the pot. The term 'hand reading' is actually a misnomer, as skilled players do not attempt to assign a player to an exact hand. Rather they attempt to narrow the possibilities down to a range of probable hands based on the past actions of their opponent, during both the current hand and previous hands played by this opponent.
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bowie that bears testify was.. awesome
so iTestify
Scientists discover a viable Pithovirus specimen, the largest giant virus yet found, in 30,000-year-old samples of frozen tundra.
Pithovirus is a genus of giant virus known from one species, Pithovirus sibericum, which infects amoebas.[1][2] It is a double-stranded DNA virus, and is a member of the nucleocytoplasmic large DNA viruses clade. It was first described in 2014 after a viable specimen was found in a 30,000-year-old ice core harvested from permafrost in Siberia, Russia.
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Posted by Theapple: bowie that bears testify was.. awesome
so iTestify
Scientists discover a viable Pithovirus specimen, the largest giant virus yet found, in 30,000-year-old samples of frozen tundra.
Pithovirus is a genus of giant virus known from one species, Pithovirus sibericum, which infects amoebas.[1][2] It is a double-stranded DNA virus, and is a member of the nucleocytoplasmic large DNA viruses clade. It was first described in 2014 after a viable specimen was found in a 30,000-year-old ice core harvested from permafrost in Siberia, Russia.
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i testify.......................................WOW
Posted by Theapple: bowie that bears testify was.. awesome
Heres the source if you interested.
Also, I testify that "I got a special treat for ya' this evening, a young man that you all know as Joe the Policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Momma". I want you to put your hands together, and welcome him to the stage. Big round of applauds for Jackson Heights own, Mr. Randy Watson, YES! Randy Watson!
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I testify that none of the following apply on BRM freerolls all-in fests:
Tells are detectable changes in opponents' behavior or demeanor which provide clues about their hands or their intentions. Educated guesses about opponents' cards and intentions can help a player avoid mistakes in his own play, induce mistakes by the opponents, or influence the opponents to take actions that they would not normally take under the circumstances. For example, a tell might suggest that an opponent has missed a draw, so a player seeing it may decide a bluff would be more effective than usual. Leveling or multiple level thinking is accounting for what the other opponents think about the hands. This information can then be used to the player's advantage. Some players might be able to make educated guesses about opponents' hands; this could be seen as the first level. The second level could be thought of as the combination of the first level and deducing what the opponents think the player's hand may be. Skilled players can adjust their game play to be on a higher level than that of less skilled opponents.
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I TESTIFY that I have just won 200 lovely mob points on the BRM calendar. It's always a really lovely feeling winning something on the mob calendar cos it makes you remember what a fab place BRM is and how much I enjoy the experience.
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i feel an urgent need to testify about something extremely important...so i testify that:
In geometric measurements, length is the longest dimension of an object. In other contexts "length" is the measured dimension of an object. For example it is possible to cut a length of a wire which is shorter than wire thickness. (wikipedia)
I testify that altough many here dont feel like tonite is a good night to testify, their overall testimonial gonna be an ultimate mirror that will help this topic uplift to hights that it was never've seen before. Testimonals been given and taken before but all those mobbies never testified this much on any other case and any other place. Also, BOOBS.
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I testify that none of the following apply on BRM freerolls all-in fests:
Table image and opponent profiling By observing the tendencies and patterns of one's opponents, one can make more educated guesses about others' potential holdings. For example, if a player has been playing extremely tightly (playing very few hands), then when he/she finally enters a pot, one may surmise that he/she has stronger than average cards. One's table image is the perception by one's opponents of one's own pattern of play. A player can leverage their table image by playing out of character, and thereby inducing his/her opponents to misjudge his/her hand and make a mistake.
At first I was afraid (to testify) Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side But then I spent so many nights Thinking how you did me wrong And I grew strong And I learned how to get along
And now you're back from outer space I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face I should have changed that stupid lock I should have made you leave your key If I've known for just one second you'd back to bother me
Go on now, go walk out the door Just turn around now 'Cause you're not welcome anymore Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye Do you think I'd crumble Did you think I'd lay down and die?
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iTestify
according to Yahoo, the Washington Times, and your local news station, a Grand Rapids woman found the adorable yipping wad crying like a forsaken newsie in a cold trash can before giving it a new lease by turning it in at a shelter.
When people started lining up around the block to adopt it, the authorities reminded everyone that there are thousands of dogs waiting for a home that weren't left in trash cans ... like, you know, this one:
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I testify that none of the following apply on BRM freerolls all-in fests:
Table image and opponent profiling In live poker, as opposed to internet, stereotypes are often used for initial 'reads'.] For instance, people of retirement age are often witnessed to play tight. Players will often project this image on unknown people of retirement age. Young people wearing headphones and hoodies are often witnessed to play more aggressively and mathematically if they played a lot of winning internet poker. These stereotypes can often be good bases to start a profile. Often, there is a rather small pool of players in a given card playing venue. People will carry their history of playing with them in these environments. Internet poker players can use large databases of hand histories to get a more precise player profile. Statistical information about opponents is displayed on the tables in the form of a heads up display. The most commonly used software is PokerTracker and Hold'em Manager.
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I TESTIFY that I haven't played poker for three days (other than two freerolls where I went Allen and lost after a couple of hands cos I couldn't be bothered at the minute) but next week will be a little different with lots of opportunity to play !
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i testify that for a mere $10K upfront and 25% revenue share you could be the next big hit in town...today and only today you have the one and only chance to snap up the hottest franchise in town: "Pochui's Ball and Putka Shaving Booth".
"Pochui's Ball and Putka Shaving Booth" - your balls or putka will never look the same again™
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I testify that none of the following apply on BRM freerolls all-in fests:
Equity
Players' equity in a pot is their expected share of the pot, expressed either as a percentage (probability of winning) or expected value (amount of pot * probability of winning). Negative equity, or loss in equity, occurs when contributing to a pot with a probability of winning less than 1 / (number of opponents matching the contribution+1). Example Alice contributes $12 to a pot and is matched by two other opponents. Alice's $12 contribution "bought" the chance to win $36. If Alice's probability of winning is 50%, her equity in the $36 pot is $18 (a gain in equity because her $12 is now "worth" $18). If her probability of winning is only 10%, Alice loses equity because her $12 is now only "worth" $3.60 (amount of pot * probability of winning)
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G'day mates
I testify that I think this is a wierd thread in general. I do however read it daily Guess that means I find it to be entertaining. keep up the good work i guess amigos be cool
