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In a recent interview with Pokernews the travelling poker pro described the dynamics of the game and stated that he's seen players lose more than $12 million in a single session. Although he declined to mention any names, Hall said he's regularly seen eight-figure swings and that sometimes the players agree to remove the blinds and each put in a $12,000 ante instead.
I testify that Charles Tillman has played all 11 seasons of his NFL career in Chicago. We learned on Friday he will make it 12 seasons with the Bears.
The Bears announced a one-year agreement with the cornerback on Friday. The 2013 Walter Payton Man of the Year winner was not at his best on the field in 2013, playing so-so in defensive coordinator Mel Tucker's system while limited to eight games.
Tillman passed on a chance to join his old coach Lovie Smith in Tampa, where he visited this week. He figures to start opposite Tim Jennings in Chicago, although a starting job probably isn't guaranteed at this stage of Tillman's career. Chicago has spent much of their offseason addressing their secondary, signing low-cost deals with safety Ryan Mundy and M.D. Jennings. Chicago also did a nice job improving their pass rush by picking up LaMarr Houston and Willie Young.
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i testify that Baboons are African and Arabian Old World monkeys belonging to the genus Papio, part of the subfamily Cercopithecinae. The five species are some of the largest nonhominoid members of the primate order; only the mandrill and the drill are larger- they can be recognized by their flashing red a55.
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I testify that none of the following applies on all-in BRM festivals:
If there is already money in the pot, the pot odds associated with a particular play may indicate a positive expected value even though it may have negative equity. Texas hold 'em example Alice holds J♦8♠. Bob holds K♥7♠. After the flop, the board is 5♥6♥7♦. If both hands are played to a showdown, Alice has a 45% chance to win (which she is unaware of, because she does not know what hand Bob holds), Bob has a 53% chance to win and there is a 2% chance to split the pot. The pot currently has $51. Alice goes all-in for $45 reasoning that she can take the pot immediately if Bob folds or that Bob calls with a worse hand. Bob's simple pot odds for the call are also 32%; since his equity of 53% is greater than the pot odds he has to call, Bob has a positive expected value for the call (if he knew Alice's hole cards).
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Stupid Fucking Bird to Return to Woolly Mammoth This Summer
On the heels of what might be the worst show it's ever produced, Woolly Mammoth Theatre Company is bringing back one of its best: Stupid Fucking Bird, playwright Aaron Posner's irreverent update of Anton Chekhov's The Seagull, which was a huge hit for the 34-year-old company last summer, will return with its original cast intact July 28 to August 17, Woolly announced today.
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i testify that i can't make up my mind where to post first: complete bullsh1t place or iTestify planet, this really makes me feel under-balanced and strains coconut juice out of my brain...such a decisive matter to contemplate on. but hey a real man has to take responsibility for his decisions and do not fear to fail or be buried under excessive pile of bullsh1t he's been accumulating in his back yard.
I testify that hereby a list been presented of the gangs that were in the script of the movie "Warriors" - (from 1979; some made it into the movie, others didn't): The Alleycats, The Amsterdam All-Stars, The Baseball Furies aka The Furies, The Black Hands, The Blackjacks, The Big Trains, The Boppers, The Boyle Avenue Runners, The Charlemagnes, The Colt 45's, The Dealers, The Delaney Rovers, The Dingos, The E Street Blazers / The E Street Shufflers , The Easy Aces, The Electric Eliminators, The Eighth Street Bombers / The Eighth Avenue Apaches, The Fastballs, The Fifth Street Bombers, The Filmores, The Firetasters, The Five Points, The Gerrards, The Gladiators, The Go Hards, The Gun Hill Dancers, The Gramercy Riffs aka The Riffs, The High Hats, The High Rollers, The Homeboys, The Hoplites, The Howitzers, The Huks, The Hurricanes, The Imps, The Jesters, The Jones Street Boys, The Judas Bunch, The Jupiters, The Knockdowns, The Knuckles, The Lizzies, The Locos, The Magicians, The Meatpackers, The Mongols, The Moonrunners, The Napoleons, The Nickel Steaks, The Nightriders, The Ninth Avenue Razors, The Orphans, The Panzers, The Phillies, The Plainsmen, The Punks, The Queen's Bridge Mutilators, The Real Boys, The Red Hook Shooters, The Roadmasters, The Rogues, The Romans, The Runaways, The Saracens, The Saratogas, The Savage Huns, The Shanghai Sultans, The Southern Cross, The Speedwagons, The Sports, The Stevedores, The Stilletos, The Stonebreakers, The Terriers, The Turks, The Turnbull AC's, The Van Cortlandt Rangers, The Warriors (aka The Coney Island Warriors), The Whispers, The Xenophones, The Xylophones, The Yo-Yo's, The Youngbloods, The Zodiacs, The Zulus.
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I testify that none of the following applies on all-in BRM festivals:
Short-handed considerations
When playing short-handed (at a table with 3-6 players), players must loosen up their play (play more hands) for several reasons: There is less likelihood of another player having a strong hand because there are fewer players. Each player's share of the forced bets increases because there are fewer players contributing to the forced bets, thus waiting for premium hands becomes more expensive. This type of situation comes up most often in tournament style play. In a cash game, the adjustments are very similar, but not quite as drastic as the table can ask for what is known as a 'rake break.' A rake break occurs when the floor-man, who represents the casino, agrees to take a smaller portion than usual for the hand. For example a random casino might normally receive 10% of the pot up to 5 dollars for a 'rake.' In this case the table would only owe 10% up to 3 dollars until there are a sufficient number of players again. In online poker rake breaks are determined automatically.
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i testify that a mesophile is an organism that grows best in moderate temperature, neither too hot nor too cold, typically between 20 and 45 °C (68 and 113 °F). The term is mainly applied to microorganisms. The habitats of these organisms include especially cheese, yogurt, and mesophile organisms are often included in the process of beer and wine making.
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iTestify i always wanted to learn more about mesophiles.
also, iTestify
Chickens may live for five to ten years, depending on the breed. The world's oldest chicken, a hen, died of heart failure at the age of 16 according to the Guinness Book of World Records.
Roosters can usually be differentiated from hens by their striking plumage of long flowing tails and shiny, pointed feathers on their necks (hackles) and backs (saddle) which are typically of brighter, bolder colours than those of females of the same breed.
However, in some breeds, such as the Sebright, the rooster has only slightly pointed neck feathers, the same colour as the hen's. The identification can be made by looking at the comb, or eventually from the development of spurs on the male's legs (in a few breeds and in certain hybrids, the male and female chicks may be differentiated by colour).
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I TESTIFY that I can't decide what poker game to play right now........ Maybe it's an omen and I should walk away....do something else and come back later when I am n the right frame of mind to win.... It's been a crap day so maybe I should just go to bed!
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In the 21st century, chickens are frequently bred according to predetermined breed standards set down by governing organizations. The first of such standards was the British Poultry Standard, which is still in publication today.
Other standards include the Standard of Perfection, the Australian Poultry Standard, and the standard of the American Bantam Association, which deals exclusively with bantam fowl. Only some of the known breeds are included in these publications, and only those breeds are eligible to be shown competitively.
There are additionally a few hybrid strains which are common in the poultry world, especially in large poultry farms. These types are first generation crosses of true breeds. Hybrids do not reliably pass on their features to their offspring, but are highly valued for their producing abilities.
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I testify that none of the following applies on all-in BRM festivals:
Players in a poker game act in turn, in clockwise rotation (acting out of turn can negatively affect other players). When it is a player's turn to act, the first verbal declaration or action he takes binds him to his choice of action; this rule prevents a player from changing his action after seeing how other players react to his initial, verbal action. Until the first bet is made each player in turn may "check," which is to not place a bet, or "open," which is to make the first bet. After the first bet each player may "fold," which is to drop out of the hand losing any bets they have already made; "call," which is to match the highest bet so far made; or "raise," which is to increase the previous high bet.
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i think america needs to address its crystal meth problem , i blame obama and bill gates , i think you need to be shot slowly in slow mo and repeatedly beat in a fema camp while having wendy burgers pushed into your eyesockets with a big wooden stick whilst being forced to smell ronald regans corpse , oh btw rule britania
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I TESTIFY that Real Madrid are looking absolutely sensational, following their 9-1 aggregate win over Shalke in the Champions League tonight, and that man Cristiano Ronaldo is something else. The El Classico at the weekend should be some special game.
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Posted by bowie1984: I testify that hereby a list been presented of the gangs that were in the script of the movie "Warriors" - (from 1979; some made it into the movie, others didn't): The Alleycats, The Amsterdam All-Stars, The Baseball Furies aka The Furies, The Black Hands, The Blackjacks, The Big Trains, The Boppers, The Boyle Avenue Runners, The Charlemagnes, The Colt 45's, The Dealers, The Delaney Rovers, The Dingos, The E Street Blazers / The E Street Shufflers , The Easy Aces, The Electric Eliminators, The Eighth Street Bombers / The Eighth Avenue Apaches, The Fastballs, The Fifth Street Bombers, The Filmores, The Firetasters, The Five Points, The Gerrards, The Gladiators, The Go Hards, The Gun Hill Dancers, The Gramercy Riffs aka The Riffs, The High Hats, The High Rollers, The Homeboys, The Hoplites, The Howitzers, The Huks, The Hurricanes, The Imps, The Jesters, The Jones Street Boys, The Judas Bunch, The Jupiters, The Knockdowns, The Knuckles, The Lizzies, The Locos, The Magicians, The Meatpackers, The Mongols, The Moonrunners, The Napoleons, The Nickel Steaks, The Nightriders, The Ninth Avenue Razors, The Orphans, The Panzers, The Phillies, The Plainsmen, The Punks, The Queen's Bridge Mutilators, The Real Boys, The Red Hook Shooters, The Roadmasters, The Rogues, The Romans, The Runaways, The Saracens, The Saratogas, The Savage Huns, The Shanghai Sultans, The Southern Cross, The Speedwagons, The Sports, The Stevedores, The Stilletos, The Stonebreakers, The Terriers, The Turks, The Turnbull AC's, The Van Cortlandt Rangers, The Warriors (aka The Coney Island Warriors), The Whispers, The Xenophones, The Xylophones, The Yo-Yo's, The Youngbloods, The Zodiacs, The Zulus.
I testify that in that film there was a gang of lesbians and there was a couple of hot ones in it,what was the gangs name ?
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G'day mates
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend Ronin from Canada, somewhere near the cold snow writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone
I testify
That flavoured water taste best when it is cold. Coffee is better when it is hot.
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly Ronin, somewhere near the cold snows.
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I TESTIFY that despite my fears and prediction that Manchester United would crash out of the Champions League last night, I was rather pleased that they won and progressed, however, the two major downers that I experienced after they went 3-0 up was that once again they sat back and defended their vulnerable lead, instead of scoring again, and also the fact that FELLANI appears to fail to understand the principle of 'taking the ball to the corner flag, cos each time he did it, he looked to hold it and then move I towards the goal......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Stay in the corner with the ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i testify that brm easter home game 2014 will take place on april the 19th with a $1.10 buy-in and an unknown starting stack with unknown blinds. do expect plenty of mobbits to come and witness my unprecedented level of poker masterclass...
easter home game, easter home game my precious easter home game, easter home game,easter home game, even better than a poop.
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There are hundreds of chicken breeds in existence.
Domesticated for thousands of years, distinguishable breeds of chicken have been present since the combined factors of geographical isolation and selection for desired characteristics created regional types with distinct physical and behavioral traits passed on to their offspring.
