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I testify that Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods (born December 30, 1975) is an American professional golfer who is among the most successful golfers of all time. He has been one of the highest-paid athletes in the world for several years.
Woods has broken numerous golf records. He has been world number one for the most consecutive weeks and for the greatest total number of weeks of any other golfer. He has been awarded PGA Player of the Year a record eleven times, the Byron Nelson Award for lowest adjusted scoring average a record eight times, and has the record of leading the money list in ten different seasons. He has won 14 professional major golf championships, the second highest of any player (Jack Nicklaus leads with 18), and 79 PGA Tour events, second all time behind Sam Snead, who had 82 wins. He has more career major wins and career PGA Tour wins than any other active golfer.
iTestify, that the Portland Trail Blazers, commonly known as the Blazers, are a professional basketball team based in Portland, Oregon. They play in the Northwest Division of the Western Conference in the National Basketball Association (NBA). The Trail Blazers played their home games in the Memorial Coliseum before moving to Moda Center in 1995 (called the Rose Garden until 2013). The franchise entered the league in 1970, and Portland has been its only home city. The franchise has enjoyed a strong following; from 1977 through 1995, the team sold out 814 consecutive home games, the longest such streak in American major professional sports at the time, only since surpassed by the Cleveland Indians and the Boston Red Sox. The Trail Blazers have been the only NBA team based in the binational Pacific Northwest, after the Vancouver Grizzlies relocated to Memphis and became the Memphis Grizzlies in 2001, and the Seattle SuperSonics relocated to Oklahoma City and became the Oklahoma City Thunder in 2008.
Joined: Jun '13
Location: Canada
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I testify that i made a final table in a BRM freeroll on Full Tilt and finished 9th.
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly pinotte, From the beautifull province of Québec in Canada.
Joined: Mar '14
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I testify that on December 31, 1991, Ted Nugent, who often donates meat from his kills to charity, served about 200 pounds of venison courtesy of the Michigan Sportsmen Against Hunger program at a Detroit soup kitchen, telling clients, "I kill it, you grill it."
“Here’s the lessons from Ferguson America. Don’t let your kids group to be thugs who think they can steal, assault & attack cops as a way of life & badge of black (dis)honor. Don’t preach your racist [expletive] ‘no justice no peace’ as blabbered by Obama’s racist Czar Al Not So Sharpton & their black klansmen.”
Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 64 (M)
Posts: 6036
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend demodawggy from Canada, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you
I Testify that I can't wait until Stephen Colbert takes over for Letterman...and then Larry Wilmore takes over for Colbert... : )
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly demodawggy, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay in Canada.
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Joined: May '08
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i testify that damosk is absolutely drunk and all over the forum with his epic singing. surely 2014 will come into history as the year when we witnessed one of the greatest pop musicians come into the spotlight- the one and only mobbit damosk.
surely 2015 will be the year when he will become a cult icon.
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Location: United Kingdom
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Posts: 5712
Posted by pochui: i testify that damosk is absolutely drunk and all over the forum with his epic singing. surely 2014 will come into history as the year when we witnessed one of the greatest pop musicians come into the spotlight- the one and only mobbit damosk.
surely 2015 will be the year when he will become a cult icon.
iTestify that 2014 wasn't the best (2000) nor the worst (2012) year of my life it was somewhere in the middle - both as a person and also as a hobby cardplayer. My fav football teams sucked terribly though and the Chicago Bears got hammered week in and out in the NFL so that did not made me happy too. It was just bad to see all this. I am now the unoffical troll here in this forum so I guess that's an achievement I was lucky to unlock, besides that I won Mob Draw twice and Mob Safe once in 2014, so there is an upside too.
Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
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Posts: 6036
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend demodawggy from Canada, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you
I Testify that I am TOTALLY sick of snow already this year, and winter is only a week old... and it looks like Damosk has had one too many nips...: )
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly demodawggy, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay in Canada.
Joined: Mar '14
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I hereby testify that on January 1, 2011, an 84-year-old Chuck Berry collapsed on stage in Chicago at a New Year's Day concert. The seminal rock'n'roller is "fine", his agents said, after paramedics were called to a gig in Chicago. The 84-year-old refused refused hospital treatment and left the venue without assistance.
"All I know is he felt faint, he felt weak, and I was told to call 911," promoter Michael Petryshyn told the Chicago Tribune. "Obviously, something was off." The Congress Theatre concert started off strong: Berry serenaded the standing-room crowd with hits such as Roll Over Beethoven, School Days and Sweet Little Sixteen. But "15 minutes into the set it went from fine to something wasn't right", Petryshyn said. Complaining repeatedly about his out-of-tune guitar, Berry played snatches of Carol and Johnny B Goode, and rallied for a singalong version of My Ding-A-Ling. But after a lacklustre rendition of Reelin' and Rockin', Berry made his way to the piano, murmured "I'm struggling", and slumped face-first into the keyboard.
Joined: Jun '10
Location: Belgium
Age: 51 (M)
Posts: 1457
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend thefly from Belgium, somewhere near Holland writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone of you.
I testify that I had a win on the calander today
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly thefly, somewhere in Belgium
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
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Posts: 10090
i testify that 2015 (MMXV) is the current year, and is a common year starting on Thursday of the Gregorian calendar (dominical letter D), the 2015th year of the Common Era (CE) and Anno Domini (AD) designations, the 15th year of the 3rd millennium, the 15th year of the 21st century, and the 6th year of the 2010s decade.
Joined: Aug '14
Location: Germany
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Posts: 766
Hello and a happy new year to all of you! I have to testify here, that I was pretty drunk yesterday and nearly missed the new years eve at 00:00. I just woke up in time to see some of the firework in our little village.
iTestify, that the Utah Jazz are an American professional basketball franchise based in Salt Lake City, Utah. They are a part of the Northwest Division in the Western Conference in the National Basketball Association (NBA). The franchise began in 1974 as the New Orleans Jazz in New Orleans, Louisiana; the team moved to Salt Lake City in 1979.
The Jazz were one of the least successful teams in the league in their early years. Although it took the Jazz 10 years before they made a playoff appearance (in 1984), they would not miss the playoffs again until 2004. During the late 1980s, John Stockton and Karl Malone arose as the franchise players for the team, and formed one of the most famed point guard–power forward duos in NBA history. Led by coach Jerry Sloan, who took over for Frank Layden in 1988, they became one of the powerhouse teams of the 1990s, culminating in two NBA Finals appearances in 1997 and 1998, where they lost both times to the Chicago Bulls, led by Michael Jordan.
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I testify that Julie Ann Piekarski (born January 2, 1963, St. Louis, Missouri) is a former American actress, best known for her role as Sue Ann Weaver on The Facts of Life.
Piekarski got her first big break in show business as a Mouseketeer on The New Mickey Mouse Club in 1977. After gaining popularity working for Disney, she was cast as Sue Ann Weaver in seventeen episodes of The Facts of Life from 1979–1986. She went on to appear in several television shows, mainly making guest appearances, most notably on Diff'rent Strokes, General Hospital, Quincy, M.E., and Three's Company.
After a brief stint as an entertainment reporter on KPLR-TV in St. Louis, Piekarski married dentist John Probst in 1986. They reside near St. Louis with their three children.
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Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend demodawggy from Canada, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone one of you
I Testify that January 1st is a VERY quiet day... : )
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly demodawggy, somewhere near the Great Lakes and Georgian Bay in Canada.
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