Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 64 (M)
Posts: 6036
I testify that the U.S. is rapidly going RIGHT down the toilet.... Mainly thanks to the portion of the population whose fcuked up minds exist on the end of the spectrum further to the right than moderate conservatism....and ESPECIALLY that A$$HOLE mouth-breathing knuckle-dragging Tea Party crowd....
Joined: Nov '09
Location: Canada
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 2387
I testify that there is still hope for you, but you will need to follow these four steps:
1. Get a job. I don't mean flipping burgers or anything like that, get something that is not minimum wage.
2. With the money from your new job, move out of your mom's basement, the maturing process obviously ended a long time ago with you, time to move on.
3. Get a girlfriend. I know it seems like a scary thought, but if you pretend to be listening to what she is saying and you buy her jewellery every so often it will work out.
Joined: Nov '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 67 (M)
Posts: 3361
i testify that mahdrof's right, you seriously need to get laid and very soon,those blow ups don't seem to be doing it for you. there's got to be some $10 hookers near you so that's what you should spend your first wage on.
------------ i testify that mahdrof's right, you seriously need to get laid and very soon,those blow ups don't seem to be doing it for you. there's got to be some $10 hookers near you so that's what you should spend your first wage on.
Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 64 (M)
Posts: 6036
[/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE] You have the wit and venom of a young Marshall Mathers [/QUOTE]
No offence meant Mahdrof, and I'm not siding with this basement dweller, but speaking of eminem,.... It just dawned on me that mahdrof's avatar pic seems to be a perfect hybrid image of eminem and Lerch....
I just couldn't put my finger on it in the past...
P U S S Y RIOT will be appearing on Colbert tonight....(Feb 4th)
You might not want to miss THAT!!! I can't wait... They will be interviewed,...then they will play a song or 2... Should be a very good show...!
If you can't get it on TV, then you will get it on his website in the next day or so...
Does the Church have Putin in its pocket,...or does Putin have the Church in his....?
They've made so many things, for which they would have been arrested long ago, for example in the United States. (overturn cars, thrust a chicken into the vagina in a supermarket , draw a penis on the bridge, filmed a "porn" in Biological Museum and more ) I testify they got what they wanted.
But I'll take a look. I went to the site, but the video is not uploaded yet.
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 10090
i testify that is -2C outside today in the semi-snowed area outside my window, Great Tit's (birds not (.) (.) you old perverts) are flying around the birch tree taking their fair share of bread crumbles i put in the empty beer bottle yesterday. sun is shining and i already pooped, now scratching my head bout what to organize for lunch.
Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 64 (M)
Posts: 6036
Posted by uno1Bomber:
Posted by demodawggy:
Posted by uno1Bomber: Ok I'll check them out)) TY
Hey uno dude.... WHAT a coincidence....!!!
P U S S Y RIOT will be appearing on Colbert tonight....(Feb 4th)
then they will play a song or 2... Should be a very good show...!
They've made so many things, for which they would have been arrested long ago, for example in the United States. (overturn cars, thrust a chicken into the vagina in a supermarket , draw a penis on the bridge, filmed a "porn" in Biological Museum and more ) I testify they got what they wanted.
Putin does have everything in his pocket.
:O< A CHICKEN into their PUTKAS....???? In PUBLIC...??? Or maybe it was a Rooster and it was a metaphor for a C o c k...?? lol....
They are hilarious those 2 girls that were on the show... The brunette girl was nice looking too... I'd stick my rooster in her hen house ANY day....!
They joked about not wanting a Leader who rides a horse shirtless.... Colbert said he was Putin's friend and they both hang out together shirtless.... Then the one girl said both Putin and Colbert should go out and try to find themselves a couple of handsome young men....
....implying that Putin is not only GAY, but also a pedophile.... < lol......
Edited by demodawggy (06 February 2014 @ 00:00 GMT)
Its always nice to see when a topic get derailed out of popularity and trolling but in this case this just pure art nonetheless. Pure art I tell you. And the fact we even arrived to Putin and Russia and LBGT issue in Eastern Europe in the bottomless tematic pool is a fantastic achievement in about 3 days. Congrats everybody who participated init Job well done, the last one kill the lights. Next topic should be our upcoming apocalypse, chinese economic crash, alien invasion and freemasons.
P U S S Y RIOT will be appearing on Colbert tonight....(Feb 4th)
then they will play a song or 2... Should be a very good show...!
They've made so many things, for which they would have been arrested long ago, for example in the United States. (overturn cars, thrust a chicken into the vagina in a supermarket , draw a penis on the bridge, filmed a "porn" in Biological Museum and more ) I testify they got what they wanted.
Putin does have everything in his pocket.
:O< A CHICKEN into their PUTKAS....???? In PUBLIC...??? Or maybe it was a Rooster and it was a metaphor for a C o c k...?? lol....
They are hilarious those 2 girls that were on the show... The brunette girl was nice looking too... I'd stick my rooster in her hen house ANY day....!
They joked about not wanting a Leader who rides a horse shirtless.... Colbert said he was Putin's friend and they both hang out together shirtless.... Then the one girl said both Putin and Colbert should go out and try to find themselves a couple of handsome young men....
....implying that Putin is not only GAY, but also a pedophile.... < lol......
Yeah, I watched the video.
When I said chicken, I meant chicken. Just click this link: http://tinyurl.com/2cpmuh6 You can also search "art group voina" if you want learn more about them.
Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 64 (M)
Posts: 6036
Posted by uno1Bomber:
Posted by demodawggy:
Posted by uno1Bomber:
Posted by demodawggy:
Posted by uno1Bomber: Ok I'll check them out)) TY
Hey uno dude.... WHAT a coincidence....!!!
P U S S Y RIOT will be appearing on Colbert tonight....(Feb 4th)
then they will play a song or 2... Should be a very good show...!
They've made so many things, for which they would have been arrested long ago, for example in the United States. (overturn cars, thrust a chicken into the vagina in a supermarket , draw a penis on the bridge, filmed a "porn" in Biological Museum and more ) I testify they got what they wanted.
Putin does have everything in his pocket.
:O< A CHICKEN into their PUTKAS....???? In PUBLIC...??? Or maybe it was a Rooster and it was a metaphor for a C o c k...?? lol....
They are hilarious those 2 girls that were on the show... The brunette girl was nice looking too... I'd stick my rooster in her hen house ANY day....!
They joked about not wanting a Leader who rides a horse shirtless.... Colbert said he was Putin's friend and they both hang out together shirtless.... Then the one girl said both Putin and Colbert should go out and try to find themselves a couple of handsome young men....
....implying that Putin is not only GAY, but also a pedophile.... < lol......
Yeah, I watched the video.
When I said chicken, I meant chicken. Just click this link: http://tinyurl.com/2cpmuh6 You can also search "art group voina" if you want learn more about them.
<WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DUDE.....!!!
HOLY HENHOUSE BATMAN.....!!!! She stuffed it up there then pulled up her panties.....
....IN PUBLIC....
I don't like clicking on links, so I Googled it and found it in a few places....
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 10090
I testify that you all should stop testifying in "I Testify" thread and move over to testify in "The Complete Bullsh1t Place".
I testify that testifying on a daily basis increases your salami about 4 inches over the course of 18 months, same goes to women (i assume females should not testify on a daily basis)
Joined: Nov '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 67 (M)
Posts: 3361
Posted by Administrator:
Posted by Theapple: I testify
WHAT do you testify?
he wants to testify about something but he's unsure about what he wants to testify about,so until he knows what he wants to testify about then he just shouldn't testify.
<WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DUDE.....!!!
