Joined: Mar '11
Location: Croatia
Age: 43 (M)
Posts: 1738
I testify I was sure today was friday
I testify I blame the weather, Holland losing, My next door neighbor, The taxy driver that didn't stop in the crosswalk the other day, Bad tv shows at night and 40 year old virgins for me screwing up the day of the week..
It's all that butterfly effect theory showing up it's more then a theory i tell you! Btw, I testify I just sneezed.. watch out ppl in Lithuania! there'll be a volcano eruption soon...
Joined: Jan '12
Location: Tunisia
Age: 31 (M)
Posts: 664
I testify that I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly highyeah, somewhere near the Mediterranean Sea.
Joined: Nov '12
Location: Canada
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 4675
G'day mates
I testify that ...
I just found out that if a person eats to much protein then they can actually poison themselves with to much protein. If you are using protein powders or simply eating foods high in protein then be aware that if you are getting to much protein then your urine output will greatly increase as you kidneys try to flush out the extra poisons from your system. You must increase your water intake along with your increased protein usage.
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 5712
I TESTIFY that by following Ronins advice too literally as above, and drinking to much fluid, that you could drown! The principle being that your system gets overloaded to the point that no more can be absorbed and your body becomes saturated in fluid and therefore it only has one way to go (because the body also can't dispose of it as urine quick enough), ...... And that's to start filling to the top.... Which means it tops up out of your stomach, up your oesophagus and tips over into your windpipe and into your lungs and then, You drown!
Joined: Jan '11
Location: Germany
Age: 50 (M)
Posts: 513
I TESTIFY that germany win the worldcup
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend haze from the beautiful city of the citys cologne, somewhere near the huge cathedral writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone! I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general.
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 10090
today on the most wonderful day of the week (yeah Friday) i testify that Saskatchewan was first explored by Europeans in 1690 and settled in 1774, having also been inhabited for thousands of years by various indigenous groups. It became a province in 1905, its name derived from the Saskatchewan River.
Joined: Nov '12
Location: Canada
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 4675
G'day mates
I testify that ...
Chunky Beef Soup is my favorate flavour of all the chunky soups. Also at this hour of the morning I cannot spell for crap. I think I need to go back to bed and sleep some more. be cool
Joined: Sep '13
Location: Bosnia and Herzegovina
Age: 37 (M)
Posts: 1564
iTestfy
Rio de Janeiro Affair
The Rio de Janeiro Affair refers to a series of incidents during the Brazilian Naval Revolt in January 1894. Following three attacks on American merchant ships in the harbour of Rio de Janeiro, a bloodless naval engagement occurred between a United States Navy warship and an ironclad of Rear Admiral Saldanha da Gama's rebel fleet. Ultimately the Americans completed their objective, and the Brazilian rebels offered to surrender their ships
Joined: Nov '12
Location: Canada
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 4675
G'day mates
I testify that ...
I think we must find a way to get pochui "The Melon Master" to come out of retirement. It is my humble opinion that he carried top quality melons. I would once again like to see him ply his wares best wishes to us all.
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 5712
I TESTIFY that while Ronin has been an excellent and long standing Candy Man, that there is only one Melon Maester and that is the Man Pochui.
I also TESTIFY, that I almost called Pochui yesterday to ask if he knew my new work colleague who we thought was from Lithuania. As it was it transpired that the individual was not from Lithuania, but merely spoke with a Lithuanian accent.
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 39 (M)
Posts: 10090
i testify that i had no idea people in UK know what is Lithuania and taking it even further... have what it takes to distinguish North Korean or Swaziland dialect from the subtle moaning that is true native Lithuanian dialect at its best (often accompanied by the words fcuk, sh1t, mother fcuker, b1tch etc.)
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Posted by jakobusss: I testify that Pochui still receef mobpoints for spamming all over the place.
yeah some things never change... i'm pretty sure that i'll still be spamming the forum in my 90s, still yapping bout boobs and North Korea
Posted by jakobusss: Think he should be band for it.
yeah i think this band idea is great- a band of spammers... holy crap- we would rule the forum and probably even take over the Internet
Joined: Mar '11
Location: Croatia
Age: 43 (M)
Posts: 1738
I testify I didn't testify yesterday.. was too busy and forgot my daily dose of mobpoints. I testify that now i miss those points i could have gotten yesterday .. I'm very very close to a cash-out and would like o be able to do it before the end of the month but every day i miss is a day more to my testifying quest.
If i was hitting any doors it would be much easier.. but damn... I testify that this month the calender is rigged against me
Joined: Jan '12
Location: Tunisia
Age: 31 (M)
Posts: 664
I testify that the final will be sick
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general. Yours truly highyeah, somewhere near the Mediterranean Sea.
Joined: Jan '11
Location: Germany
Age: 50 (M)
Posts: 513
Hello all the wonderful mobsters out there, this is your friend haze from the beautiful city of the citys cologne, somewhere near the huge cathedral writing to you, wish a good day to each and everyone!
I testify that this would be the sickest football weekend of the decade
I am very happy to be a part of such a great community, wish you the best of luck at the tables, off the tables, behind the tables, under the tables and in your life in general.
Joined: Nov '12
Location: Canada
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 4675
G'day mates
I testify that ...
I just sent Sir Thomas another blog post. I feel guilty because I had wanted to be making my blog post daily. However I would need to make them contain much more drivel and so I decided to try to go for better quality and accept less quantity
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Joined: Feb '11
Location: Ireland
Age: 51 (M)
Posts: 476
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Goodbye Tommy!
have to agree rest in peace tommy,u will be greatly missed in the music world
Joined: Nov '12
Location: Canada
Age: 55 (M)
Posts: 4675
G'day mates
I testify that ...
Today I played at a NL100 table and it was truly boring as heck. I was all in three times and did not care if I even won or lost. Poker gives me no enjoyment right now regardless of the stacks. I do not know what to do. Never had so little interest in the game before.
.. I'm very very close to a cash-out and would like o be able to do it before the end of the month but every day i miss is a day more to my testifying quest.
