Joined: Mar '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 45 (F)
Posts: 2261
can somebody lend me a ferrari......i will not return it asap......my name is klash23. If you can deliver to the UK i would be grateful. Don't ask Don't get. Apparently.
Joined: Feb '14
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 243
I will send you a Ferrari in 7 days time... but I need an Audi now before my Ferrari clears the garage. If you send me an Audi right now... then I will send you a Ferrari next week once it comes out of the garage.
But you MUST send me the Audi first! So I know I can trust you.... thank you friend.
Joined: Mar '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 45 (F)
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i'm on holiday next week so i will email my address. If you can also give me £200 for fuel i would be ever so pleased,please email your bank details to klash23 at www.herearemybankdetails.com such nice people at bankrollmob.
Joined: Mar '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 45 (F)
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hi drawacard,i made arrangements to ship an audi to you but unfortunately there was a problem with customs. If you can send me £9,761.34 to pay for the new tyre tax i will have your audi with you on monday I have an account at western union. Thank you.
------------ hey vic75, A Porsche? Now you being ridiculous. This is a serious poker site for serious people and everyone knows Porsche drivers are not good at poker. Be off with you. Bloody miscreant.
Joined: Feb '14
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 243
What!? This is outrageous!!!!! I already sent your Ferrari!!!! And now I have still not recieved my Audi.. some people are SO dishonest! I am very honest and send Ferrari as promised - now you no send my Audi!!! ...
Joined: Mar '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 45 (F)
Posts: 2261
thanks for sending the ferrari but unfortunately i was out when the postman called and it is being sent back to you so if you could send a new powder blue one asap. If you don't receive the original one next week don't worry as ferrari ALWAYS take longer to return back to sender.
Joined: Feb '14
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 243
I should not have been so trusting... now I have been kicked out of my hotel because I have send him 2 Ferraris and he promised Audi, but he never send Audi because he is dishonest.. I know you mobbits love him and said he is long and trusted member with 35 posts and years on here and would never take Ferrari and not send Audi.... but now he dissapear with my 2 Ferrari.. and STILL he send no Audi!!
Joined: Mar '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 45 (F)
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Important Message to Drawacard-Private & Confidential
My name is Suka Chukwanere with some dreadful news for you,my good friend klash23 has been taken captive by very naughty men and is in grave danger of being ferrariless. I am desperate and need you to go to the ferrari dealership and buy a black ferrari,please do not tell anyone or my friend will be walking home,you must then send it to Klash23 used supercar emporium UK You and people like you are what makes this forum such a delight,you are a good person, God bless you. Thanks,Suka PS If you can't get black,send another red one.
Posted by klash23: can somebody lend me a ferrari......i will not return it asap......my name is klash23. If you can deliver to the UK i would be grateful. Don't ask Don't get. Apparently.
After I sent a huge chunk of my savings to the Prince of Nigeria one time and invest the rest at Bernie Madoff's hedge fund (also I can remember the good times when my family's stock portfolio contained only ENRON shares) I promised that I won't give away anything to anybody, but I can't hold it this time.
Which modell should I send: the ENZO, the F50 or the 250 GTO from 1963?
Posted by klash23: can somebody lend me a ferrari......i will not return it asap......my name is klash23. If you can deliver to the UK i would be grateful. Don't ask Don't get. Apparently.
3 for supernova elite then with the points earned i can unlock enough points for a porsche
