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  31-Aug-14, 20:32   #1
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Sys 

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let's take a break from poker and write here are a few anecdotes)
Tongue Tongue Tongue

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Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church! At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?" The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not." Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole. It WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE! St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?" The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"

Edited by Sys (Sunday, August 31, 2014 @ 20:32 GMT)


     
  31-Aug-14, 20:38   #2
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DDPascalDD 
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Posted by Sys:
let's take a break from poker and write here are a few anecdotes)
Tongue Tongue Tongue


Well, when I read that story i would make it eeh
Let's waste our time from nice poker time and let's read a meaningless and boring story which I directly copied from the internet

     
  31-Aug-14, 20:58   #3
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Phisix 

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  31-Aug-14, 20:59   #4
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IceQueenAce 
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it made me laugh

     
  31-Aug-14, 21:00   #5
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Sys 

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Two kids are talking.
- My dad works twelve hours a day, so that I can have a comfortable home and decent clothes. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. However, I can not relax from all the worry.
- But you are living a fairytale life! What are you so worry about?
- Well, what if they try to escape?

     
  31-Aug-14, 21:10   #6
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zeroster 

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What do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

     
  31-Aug-14, 21:10   #7
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uno1Bomber 

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A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin.
"Where the hell have you been?" she asked.
"You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed.
"I've just lost you in a card game." "How did you manage to do that?"
"It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."

     
  31-Aug-14, 21:11   #8
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Sys 

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Posted by uno1Bomber:
A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin. "Where the hell have you been?" she asked. "You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game." "How did you manage to do that?" "It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."

Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Thumbs Up

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A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need an urine sample."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm too drunk to do that!"

     
  31-Aug-14, 21:25   #9
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DDPascalDD 
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Oh you are seriously going on? Sad Disagree Aww crap!

     
  31-Aug-14, 21:29   #10
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Sys 

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Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the glass door.
Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.
He asked the store manager, "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
The stranger couldn't help but be amused.
"That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

     
  31-Aug-14, 21:33   #11
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DDPascalDD 
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Feeling a bit ashamed for the brm right now...

     
  31-Aug-14, 21:34   #12
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uno1Bomber 

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Posted by DDPascalDD:
Oh you are seriously going on? Sad Disagree Aww crap!

I guess he thinks that BRM would pay him for every post and thread unlimited Blink
He'd post millions anecdotes here and become rich Dollar
Big Smile

     
  31-Aug-14, 21:35   #13
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DDPascalDD 
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He will notice it once, won't he?

     
  31-Aug-14, 21:37   #14
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uno1Bomber 

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Not today Smile

     
  1-Sep-14, 06:20   #15
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magatt966 

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Posted by uno1Bomber:
A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin.
"Where the hell have you been?" she asked.
"You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed.
"I've just lost you in a card game." "How did you manage to do that?"
"It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."


lmfao

nice one Bomber Thumbs Up Worship Worship

     
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