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I know this site gives money out for free, but this isn't enough. I will make a blood pact, give you a Voodoo doll of myself and virtually pinky swear with you, for my guarantee. $2100 would be enough, although the prize pool of the tourney is 500k so I'd accept that aswell. thanks
Edited by Pattalan (09 September 2014 @ 18:17 GMT)
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Why do people make these useless threads, i guess it's just to earn the points for creating a thread, cause if someone actually made this for real, they would have to be an idiot and a moron.
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Posted by Pattalan: phisix -how long is the rope?
The same length as a piece of string...
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Posted by crash58: Why do people make these useless threads, i guess it's just to earn the points for creating a thread, cause if someone actually made this for real, they would have to be an idiot and a moron.
He is taking the piss out of all of these people who keep asking for money.
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G'day mate
I am going to choose to believe that you are just making a joke. I do not think you will get any real takers mate. Wish you luck though. Good luck on the tables be cool
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Good morning, I can give you $0.012, but i want interest rates of 1000% for every day past till you pay back. It's a good deal. Better than the bank. So? sign the contract?
Posted by crash58: Why do people make these useless threads, i guess it's just to earn the points for creating a thread, cause if someone actually made this for real, they would have to be an idiot and a moron.
He is taking the piss out of all of these people who keep asking for money.
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Posted by crash58: Why do people make these useless threads, i guess it's just to earn the points for creating a thread, cause if someone actually made this for real, they would have to be an idiot and a moron.
shut up you wetwipe you have no sense of humour, money or honesty as you started this by begging for 1.10. pay demodoggy back
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Now, there are options and choices in life! Get a job and work hard to earn a living and live in accordance with your means. Become a professional poker player and use your own money, or others based on your potential and track record to win and live in accordance with your means. Become a thief or robber and take money from people without their consent and live way outside your means but within the means of whatever you take from others. Sit on a dirty street corner, subway or shop door and ask people to give you money and live within your means. Then there are people who post in forums just simply asking for money to play poker. Which one are you going to choose?
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Can I talk my s**t again? Even if I don't hit again? Dog, are you fucking kidding? My hat, my shoes, my coat Louis Vuitton stitch, with Donatella Versace That's Louis Vuitton bitch I think Hennessy, I drank, I'm gone Off that Bacardi Limon and Corona. I'm zoning Class back in session so I upped it a grade Two years Dwayne Wayne became Dwyane Wade And, Hey Please don't start me I'm like Gnarls Barkley meets Charles Barkley I'm pop the Barkers, I'm hood the Parkers While y'all was in limbo I raised the bar up I touched on everything Married to the game, roc-a-chain instead of a wedding ring Y'all bridesmaids catch the garter On nights when 'Ye romance Cameras flash so much That I gotta do that Yayo dance I'm on a world tour with Common, my man After each and every show a couple dykes in the van It's easy The hood love to listen to Jeezy and Weezy And, oh yeah, Yeezy I did it for the glory
This thread was a joke. some people actually got the nerve to ask others for money... Wow!
and some... *cough cough* dont pay it back.
to all the morons who replied with a stonewall lecture i can only say three things; 1. I guarantee my job is better than yours & my qualifications way surpassed yours while I am only 21 with an advanced scaffold ticket, because i worked 6 days a week since i was 16 to get my mortgage which is just over 3/8ths paid on my 3 bed new build house in south england. 2. grow a sense of humor. 3 i piss on you bitches p.s ha ha
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Posted by Pattalan: 1. I guarantee my job is better than yours & my qualifications way surpassed yours while I am only 21 with an advanced scaffold ticket, because i worked 6 days a week since i was 16 to get my mortgage which is just over 3/8ths paid on my 3 bed new build house in south england
Well the whole thread was clearly a joke (one that I already did a few months ago btw , but you weren't to know that).... But how can you say something like this? You can guarantee that can you? You have the absolute best job in the world do you? So brilliant that it's utterly impossible that anyone can have a better one is it
