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  27-Dec-14, 18:44   #1
JESUS CHRIST -1 
LebronHEAT 
Joined: Jul '13
Location: Germany
Age: 22 (M)
Posts: 228
HELLO,

yes its me again, so what?


I AM JUST SO FUCKING SICK OF THESE FUCKING DONKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SIT THERE AND PLAY HARD FOR YOUR FUCKING MONEY AND THEN YOU JUST GET LIKE 5 BAD BEATS IN A FUCKING ROW JUST TO LOSE EVEN FUCKING MORE THAN YOU JUST WON!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS JUST GETTING SO FUCKING RIDICOLOUS I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE!!!!!!!!

NO MATTER WHAT FUCKING HAND I GET, I WILL LOSE NO MATTER WHAT THE FUCKING HELL I DO!!!!!!!!!!!






TELL ME HOW YOUR DOWNSWING CAN EXPLAIN HOW WHEN DONKS CHASE THEIR DRAWS THEY WILL HIT IT?!?!??!?!??! TELL ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND TELL ME HOW WHEN I DO I NEVER HIT?!?!? TELL ME?!?!?!??!?!

COME ON THIS IS JUST SICK. THEY PLAY LIKE THEY HAVE THE NUTS AND DO JUST SOME S**T BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY GONNA WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





TODAY I LOST 1/11 POCKET ACES!!!!!!!!!!
I LOST HIGHER PAIR TO RUNNER RUNNER BACKDOOR FLUSHES AND STRAIGHTS!!!!!!!

THESE DONKS BE CALLING WITH K-3 AND S**T AND ALWAYS HIT SOME MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!



BLA BLA BLA THIS IS WHY WE PLAY. HOW I EVER GET MONEY FROM THIS MOTHERFUCKERS WHEN THEY ALWAYS HIT HUH!??!?!
TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YOU ALL CAN DOWNSWING MY ASS!!!!!!
THIS IS ALL JUST BULLS**T!!!!!!!




Edited by LebronHEAT (Saturday, December 27, 2014 @ 18:48 GMT)


     
  27-Dec-14, 18:48   #2
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BeMyATMplz 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Germany
Age: 23 (M)
Posts: 1854
I'm by now sure that it's not a "downswing" why you're losing. totally resistant against any advice and explainations, how do you expect to improve when you have low amount of knowledge and on the other hand you don't care what people tell you? You can keep blowing money the way you are and keep blaming it on your unluck, I'm done wasting my time posting about these topics.

     
  27-Dec-14, 18:50   #3
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Tony_MON7ANA 

Joined: Mar '14
Location: Japan
Age: 42 (M)
Posts: 4126
Hey, Lebron, I can feel your pain!

Do you play only no limit hold'em? Ever tried limit hold'em, pot limit omaha, etc?



     
  27-Dec-14, 18:50   #4
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LebronHEAT 
Joined: Jul '13
Location: Germany
Age: 22 (M)
Posts: 228
I DO TAKE ANY ADVIDE, I ALWAYS REWATCH MY SESSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WHAT THE F**K SHOULD I DO WHEN THESE BITCHES ALWAYS HIT?!?!?!?!

I WILL F**KING SEND YOU MY HAND HISTORIES IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE



F**K THIS S**T!




no I didn't because I mostly play Sit-n-goes and there is like no traffic


     
  27-Dec-14, 18:55   #5
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BeMyATMplz 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Germany
Age: 23 (M)
Posts: 1854
Send me some (email removed by myself)

Edited by BeMyATMplz (Saturday, December 27, 2014 @ 19:00 GMT)


     
  27-Dec-14, 18:58   #6
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LebronHEAT 
Joined: Jul '13
Location: Germany
Age: 22 (M)
Posts: 228
No f**k I'm done, I will go rob some people outdoor. Since this is just all f**ked up. Bye

     
  27-Dec-14, 19:01   #7
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BeMyATMplz 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Germany
Age: 23 (M)
Posts: 1854
Sure that's the easy way to go when being not willing to do something Big Smile

     
  27-Dec-14, 19:04   #8
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LebronHEAT 
Joined: Jul '13
Location: Germany
Age: 22 (M)
Posts: 228
No seriously let's be clear now.


The problem is that it only needs 1 bad bead to throw me WAY! back.
And I just have no Idea what to do against it.



Plus, whilst I'm here anyway:

How do you play little Tournaments (up to 300 Players) early Phase, when you have literally 7-8 loose agressive donks at the table?

-Can't they just go play flip-out tournaments?!

     
  27-Dec-14, 19:06   #9
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jeffaboy 
Joined: Jan '14
Location: Netherlands
Age: 20 (M)
Posts: 863
At what BI do you actually play ? or what stakes or whatever...?

Maybe look at the way you play your aces , kings , toppair whatever ..?

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And btw if BeMyatmplz offers u any advice i can most definitely say you should accept it and not just take his words for granted to something with em because he is IMO one of the if not the best player on this forum.

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Loose agressive donks are a good thing in mtt's , if you get a made hand you will almost in any case make a lot of chips from those loose agressive donks

     
  27-Dec-14, 19:09   #10
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LebronHEAT 
Joined: Jul '13
Location: Germany
Age: 22 (M)
Posts: 228
@jeffaboy

Sit-n-goes depending on my Bankroll from 1$ to MAX!!! 5$. Mostly 2x 1$ and 2,25$ at the same time.

Cash Sessions at the 2 lowest limits.

Tournaments never more then 5$ buy-ins. Multi-Entry not included.


Basically the lowest. There are almost only donks. But for some reason I just can't beat them

     
  27-Dec-14, 19:11   #11
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jeffaboy 
Joined: Jan '14
Location: Netherlands
Age: 20 (M)
Posts: 863
I tend to play quite some mtt's / sometimes some sng's and i have not really cashed big in those for a while but i do know i have the skills to , just do not tilt or play above what you can afford to lose. and keep looking at your own game , how can i make more value out of my hand or how can i lose less by making un-needed calls or raises in spots where you know there is a fairly big chance that you are behind or may get in a bad spot by like 50 percent of the cards

     
  27-Dec-14, 19:18   #12
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LebronHEAT 
Joined: Jul '13
Location: Germany
Age: 22 (M)
Posts: 228
yeah the problem is, that I Value Bet A LOT (!), since I always let them draw me out.

So I started Value Betting a lot.

But guess what? they don't care. They gonna call you anyway. Gosh, they will call all-ins.
No matter if ring-game, sit-n-go or MTT. no matter what stage, no matter what stage.
Like I said, it's like they have the nuts and they play accordingly.

Then when cards show up for example in All-in situations (Bubble). You be like 'YEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!'
and then BAAAM Runner-Runner *insert monster hand*

     
  27-Dec-14, 19:18   #13
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jeffaboy 
Joined: Jan '14
Location: Netherlands
Age: 20 (M)
Posts: 863
Not saying i know everything about poker or that i am a great player but i atleast enjoy the game and it seems like you are not enjoying the game at all man . thats the biggest point try to enjoy it

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donks will stay in the game for ever , and so do fishes , the point is try to figure out who the donks and fishes are , tagg them , make notes , chase them , and in the end you will make your money back + take their money aswell

     
  27-Dec-14, 19:25   #14
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LebronHEAT 
Joined: Jul '13
Location: Germany
Age: 22 (M)
Posts: 228
I do. And everytime I calm down the same s**t happens again.

Just happened.
Donk who always raises like 7 BBs with any 2 for some reason.

I set him all-in with K-K. He shows A-10.
BAAAAM. A on FLOP.



this is just my everyday routine. and that's just the warm-up.

     
  27-Dec-14, 19:50   #15
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BeMyATMplz 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Germany
Age: 23 (M)
Posts: 1854
If one best throws you off then first thing you have to do is clearing your mindset befire doing anything. There wont be a single day without you having bad beats. Also keep in mind that poker is a game of %. For example, if you have 10 hands of AK vs. someone else's QJ and you win 7/10 of such runs, then actually you got lucky. That's the important thing in SNGs - if you make money only with showdowns, you wont be successful because there's way too many situations where you can bust. Non-showdown money is at least as important.
If you have a table full of loose players, then all you can do is wait for a premium hand and get max. value from it. Basicly that table is heaven on earth. If they draw you out,(and that will happen quite a few times) then just get over it, but they won't all the time.

     
  27-Dec-14, 19:53   #16
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elfmafia 

Joined: Oct '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 31 (M)
Posts: 133
stop going all in pre all you had was a pair .... say you just called his 7bb raise and saw the a on the flop would you shove all in?

     
  27-Dec-14, 19:58   #17
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BeMyATMplz 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Germany
Age: 23 (M)
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Nice troll. If this was serious advice however, I can assure you it's painfully horrible.

     
  27-Dec-14, 20:14   #18
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jeffaboy 
Joined: Jan '14
Location: Netherlands
Age: 20 (M)
Posts: 863
Lmfao i just giggled irl on that one @bemyatmplz

     
  27-Dec-14, 20:17   #19
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LebronHEAT 
Joined: Jul '13
Location: Germany
Age: 22 (M)
Posts: 228
Calling wouldn't be an option for me.
Since he does it all the time and I know that if a A would show up, I would get a hard time it's a push or fold for me.

Also I get (at least a little, because he is a donk..) Fold Equity. He might be a donk but he also knows that I play tight. So maybe, but just maybe, he would fold

     
  27-Dec-14, 20:22   #20
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BeMyATMplz 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Germany
Age: 23 (M)
Posts: 1854
Why would you want him to fold A10 pre vs. your KK? Your goal should be to get his stack in (or as much as you can) while keeping him in the hand, not thinking about fold equity in this spot. You will win the hand more than 70% of the time, your goal shouldn't be to win the pot preflop then.

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Posted by jeffaboy:
Lmfao i just giggled irl on that one @bemyatmplz

I did as well on that expert advice a few posts up :'D

Edited by BeMyATMplz (Saturday, December 27, 2014 @ 20:27 GMT)


     
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