Joined: Jul '14
Location: Australia
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I recieved an email from BRM (on the 6th) saying that I have 7 days to claim my free mob draw ticket, how do I claim this? It is the 7th day and I have just seen it.
Joined: Jan '13
Location: Philippines
Age: 57 (F)
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ohhhh.reallyy ,,congratulations.for receiving an birthday ticket from bankroll mob. wow.happy birthday and more birthdays to come .u can get yur ticket from yur bankroll mob email .read instructions and yur on the rocket good luck.
Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
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well i must admit it's no easy feat to claim that ticket, you must prepare mentally, have a proper understanding of mechanics and a perfect balance in your digestive system.
other than that you just have to press "claim" button (or sth similar called) somewhere in your mob account section.
Joined: Jul '14
Location: Australia
Age: 29 (M)
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Thanks for the birthday wishes, ended up finding it.
I had to meditate whilst learning complex mechanics (chucked in a few minutes of thermonuclear physics, cos, ya know, can't hurt). Once I completed that, I had to summon the spirit of one of my ancestors so they could direct/assist me to the Mozilla headquarters. Upon my arrival, I stopped a hostage situation by Stormtroopers using my newfound skills in mechanics. The CEO was so impressed that he allowed me to use Mozilla Ultra, which physically sent me into the internet. After physically mining for bitcoins and spending a few seconds (literally) at a few choice kinky websites, I was directed to the link where I could claim my prize.
Awaiting me was the founder of bankrollmob.com. He was wearing a trenchcoat and sunglasses (even though we were inside), and proceeded to offer me the choice of two options. In the left hand was the prize, but in the right, was a pill. This pill contained the chance at victory. It contained the chance of money. It contained the chance of glory. My hands quivered with nerves and anticipation. Would I take the pill? What was the downside? No one should have this power. I had to decide whether I should use this powerm or destroy it. I reached forward. All of a sudden, a wave of calm flew through me. I KNEW what I had to do. I had made my decision. I lunged forward.
The site owner must have been anticipating it. He dived, and in doing so, dropped the items. We both looked at each other, and ran for the items. We both reach them at the same time, and a struggle ensued. Fists flying, bodies crashing into each other. This was a fight I would have to win. Glory ensued.
He pushes me over. He dives as I grab his leg. Then it hits me. A terrible pain in my stomach. An agonising pain that cripples me. The kebab I had eaten for lunch had finished digesting, and it was ready. My poor dieting choices had lead my digestive system to be unpredictable. It wasn't staying in. I had to release this fury.
I release it. The owner looks over as violent sound and stench is released from my bowels. It takes a couple of seconds to reach him, but once it does, the fight is over. He immediately collapses, unable to cope with the posionous spawn of satan that has been expelled from the colon of the underworld. I walk over to him, get down on my knees, and cradle his head in my arms. He looks up, struggling to breathe. He uses the last of his energy to hand me both the pill and the ticket. He is trying to speak, and is unable to project his voice. I lean in, desperate to hear what his final words would be.
He clutches my shirt, and pulls me towards him. Using his final breath, he whispers into my ear "hhh..hhappy b-b-b-b-b-i-i-i-rthday".
Edited by tonespoker (11 January 2015 @ 09:42 GMT)
Joined: May '08
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Posted by tonespoker: Thanks for the birthday wishes, ended up finding it.
I had to meditate whilst learning complex mechanics (chucked in a few minutes of thermonuclear physics, cos, ya know, can't hurt). Once I completed that, I had to summon the spirit of one of my ancestors so they could direct/assist me to the Mozilla headquarters. Upon my arrival, I stopped a hostage situation by Stormtroopers using my newfound skills in mechanics. The CEO was so impressed that he allowed me to use Mozilla Ultra, which physically sent me into the internet. After physically mining for bitcoins and spending a few seconds (literally) at a few choice kinky websites, I was directed to the link where I could claim my prize.
Awaiting me was the founder of bankrollmob.com. He was wearing a trenchcoat and sunglasses (even though we were inside), and proceeded to offer me the choice of two options. In the left hand was the prize, but in the right, was a pill. This pill contained the chance at victory. It contained the chance of money. It contained the chance of glory. My hands quivered with nerves and anticipation. Would I take the pill? What was the downside? No one should have this power. I had to decide whether I should use this powerm or destroy it. I reached forward. All of a sudden, a wave of calm flew through me. I KNEW what I had to do. I had made my decision. I lunged forward.
The site owner must have been anticipating it. He dived, and in doing so, dropped the items. We both looked at each other, and ran for the items. We both reach them at the same time, and a struggle ensued. Fists flying, bodies crashing into each other. This was a fight I would have to win. Glory ensued.
He pushes me over. He dives as I grab his leg. Then it hits me. A terrible pain in my stomach. An agonising pain that cripples me. The kebab I had eaten for lunch had finished digesting, and it was ready. My poor dieting choices had lead my digestive system to be unpredictable. It wasn't staying in. I had to release this fury.
I release it. The owner looks over as violent sound and stench is released from my bowels. It takes a couple of seconds to reach him, but once it does, the fight is over. He immediately collapses, unable to cope with the posionous spawn of satan that has been expelled from the colon of the underworld. I walk over to him, get down on my knees, and cradle his head in my arms. He looks up, struggling to breathe. He uses the last of his energy to hand me both the pill and the ticket. He is trying to speak, and is unable to project his voice. I lean in, desperate to hear what his final words would be.
He clutches my shirt, and pulls me towards him. Using his final breath, he whispers into my ear "hhh..hhappy b-b-b-b-b-i-i-i-rthday".
Joined: Oct '14
Location: Germany
Age: 41 (M)
Posts: 429
Happy Birthday to you. Because I am a newbie here I have not yet celebrated a birthday within the Bankroll Mob community. So I have not received a gift from them so far. But before you celebrate too much I think one Mob Draw ticket is not a lot - very slim winning chances.
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Happy Birthday to you tonespoker, Hope you have a wonderful day in sunny Australia,I'm assuming it is hot there this time of year,definitely better than the storms we have currently in the UK.Very jealous After reading your post I think you deserve to win the draw just for your imagination,very funny.
BTW I didn't know that a literary genius was among us regular mobbitors, this is some truly epic post if I can say that. Truly epic indeed and I also don't know if there's a word in my vocabulary which able to describe correctly this feeling I had while I was reading your fantastic response. Tears of joy my friend, tears of joy.
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Posted by tonespoker: Thanks for the birthday wishes, ended up finding it.
I had to meditate whilst learning complex mechanics (chucked in a few minutes of thermonuclear physics, cos, ya know, can't hurt). Once I completed that, I had to summon the spirit of one of my ancestors so they could direct/assist me to the Mozilla headquarters. Upon my arrival, I stopped a hostage situation by Stormtroopers using my newfound skills in mechanics. The CEO was so impressed that he allowed me to use Mozilla Ultra, which physically sent me into the internet. After physically mining for bitcoins and spending a few seconds (literally) at a few choice kinky websites, I was directed to the link where I could claim my prize.
Awaiting me was the founder of bankrollmob.com. He was wearing a trenchcoat and sunglasses (even though we were inside), and proceeded to offer me the choice of two options. In the left hand was the prize, but in the right, was a pill. This pill contained the chance at victory. It contained the chance of money. It contained the chance of glory. My hands quivered with nerves and anticipation. Would I take the pill? What was the downside? No one should have this power. I had to decide whether I should use this powerm or destroy it. I reached forward. All of a sudden, a wave of calm flew through me. I KNEW what I had to do. I had made my decision. I lunged forward.
The site owner must have been anticipating it. He dived, and in doing so, dropped the items. We both looked at each other, and ran for the items. We both reach them at the same time, and a struggle ensued. Fists flying, bodies crashing into each other. This was a fight I would have to win. Glory ensued.
He pushes me over. He dives as I grab his leg. Then it hits me. A terrible pain in my stomach. An agonising pain that cripples me. The kebab I had eaten for lunch had finished digesting, and it was ready. My poor dieting choices had lead my digestive system to be unpredictable. It wasn't staying in. I had to release this fury.
I release it. The owner looks over as violent sound and stench is released from my bowels. It takes a couple of seconds to reach him, but once it does, the fight is over. He immediately collapses, unable to cope with the posionous spawn of satan that has been expelled from the colon of the underworld. I walk over to him, get down on my knees, and cradle his head in my arms. He looks up, struggling to breathe. He uses the last of his energy to hand me both the pill and the ticket. He is trying to speak, and is unable to project his voice. I lean in, desperate to hear what his final words would be.
He clutches my shirt, and pulls me towards him. Using his final breath, he whispers into my ear "hhh..hhappy b-b-b-b-b-i-i-i-rthday".
Cant read this massive thread.... aint nobody got time for that xD Happy birthday, and I wish you to win at mobdrow
Hope you have a wonderful day in sunny 
