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  21-Jun-15, 09:54   #1
Fcukin b1tch 0 
pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 31 (M)
Posts: 8371
spent 800 mobsafe shots staring at the fcukin whore for no return. time for vodka, and lots of it.

     
  21-Jun-15, 10:20   #2
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StheP 

Joined: Oct '14
Location: Serbia
Age: 26 (M)
Posts: 3026
Fck b1tch? I love fcking b1tches Tongue but mobsafe is big fat b1tch Tongue I am sorry to hear that you spend 800 shots and that fat b1tch didnt give you money... But what did you expect? B1tches dont give money, they take it away Tongue Better luck next time Blink

     
  21-Jun-15, 10:43   #3
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 31 (M)
Posts: 8371
Posted by StheP:
But what did you expect? B1tches dont give money, they take it away Tongue

ha ha ha, spot on Thumbs Up

     
  21-Jun-15, 14:00   #4
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SBEP 

Joined: Nov '14
Location: Macedonia, The former Yugoslav Republic of
Age: 36 (M)
Posts: 948
what, no sausage wallet on the list Question Question Question Disagree Angry Aww crap! Tongue Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
  21-Jun-15, 14:12   #5
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5575
...Have you tried the 'anal' thing with alcohol pochui...? It's true,... American college students have discovered that alcohol is readily absorbed through the anal wall lining... Just insert the mouth of the bottle in your butt-hole like you are taking a drink,...pour it in and clamp down hard...! Google it...!

Now THIS will get yer panties in a knot...

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...FIRST,....buddy wins 2,000 Mob Points from your biotch girlfriend,....THEN....:

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  21-Jun-15, 15:56   #6
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klash23 
Joined: Mar '12
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 37 (F)
Posts: 2243
That is harsh but it is always the possibility and is why I have never bothered saving safe shots or buying them.
A couple of names you missed of the list are.....skank......crockadillapig.....popcorn pig and the old favourite in England is a minger. Smile

     
  21-Jun-15, 16:56   #7
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damosk 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 4706
Ladies and gentlemen! It's just a game! Nothing more, nothing less. There is no lady sitting watching it, it's a computer generated and managed concept to reduce your mob points tally and by the look of it you are regularly obliging! Keep up the good work guys.


     
  21-Jun-15, 19:59   #8
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av1966 
Joined: Mar '09
Location: Portugal
Age: 50 (M)
Posts: 1500
Hello all my friends and fellow mobsters How are you doing?

Not to well pochui better by the time that I´m posting this I feel that the vodka has already kick in and you will be quite happier Worship Worship

Bitch or no bitch that is a very tuff situation to deal but you will breack the bitch Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

Don´t forget to be happy and enjoy life

     
  21-Jun-15, 20:09   #9
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pinotte 
Joined: Jun '13
Location: Canada
Age: 72 (M)
Posts: 3444
The safe is at $30.00 and you spent 800 points = $40.00 to try winning 30.00 do you think its worth the shots. if the safe were 40 or 50 then its a nice try but yours not for me. Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
  21-Jun-15, 20:50   #10
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luisexy69 

Joined: Jan '12
Location: Portugal
Age: 25 (M)
Posts: 405
Hi mate.

I know is hard to hear that, and maybe you have guarded all that mob shots for one oportunity and see that for hundred shots you didn't make.
Well, next time you will see much better luck, and hit the mobsafe for good.

Enjoy sun and life, keep playing safe.

     
  21-Jun-15, 21:03   #11
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StheP 

Joined: Oct '14
Location: Serbia
Age: 26 (M)
Posts: 3026
Posted by pinotte:
The safe is at $30.00 and you spent 800 points = $40.00 to try winning 30.00 do you think its worth the shots. if the safe were 40 or 50 then its a nice try but yours not for me. Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

well if he cracked it in first 100 shots, than he would have 30$ and 700 remaining shots... Thats preaty profitable... You cannot count like that 800shot is worth 40$ so you need at least 40$ to be profitable... that isnt true Blink

     
  21-Jun-15, 21:36   #12
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bowie1984 

Joined: Apr '12
Location: Hungary
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 4440
First. So sorry. Second. Why would you burn this many shots off for $30? I mean if you had the patience to actually collect (or buy - whatevs) eight goddamn hundreds worth of shots why wouldn't you go after forty of fifty buckeroos with them? I can see you burn off 1-200 for thirty but this many? Third. No third, enjoy your drink superpochie. I would've gone with some dry fcukin gin, but your poison as good as any.

     
  21-Jun-15, 21:43   #13
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Tony_MON7ANA 

Joined: Mar '14
Location: Japan
Age: 42 (M)
Posts: 3637


All right!

Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting f*ckin' laid
You want me to stay, but I got to make my way

Hey
You're crazy b*tch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're crazy b*tch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Take it off, the paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night paid in full, uh
You're so fine, it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face

Hey
You're crazy b*tch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're crazy b*tch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Get the video
f*ck you so good
Get the video
f*ck you so good

Crazy b*tch
Crazy b*tch
Crazy...b*tch

Hey
You're crazy b*tch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're crazy b*tch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back, come on

Baby girl
You want it all
To be a star
You'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy
But I like the way you f*ck me

Hey
You're crazy b*tch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're crazy b*tch
But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
You keep me right on

You're crazy
But I like the way you f*ck me

     
  21-Jun-15, 21:47   #14
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5575


     
  22-Jun-15, 11:21   #15
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 31 (M)
Posts: 8371
Posted by SBEP:
what, no sausage wallet on the list Question Question Question Disagree Angry Aww crap! Tongue Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

he he Thumbs Up

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Posted by demodawggy:
...Have you tried the 'anal' thing with alcohol pochui...? It's true,... American college students have discovered that alcohol is readily absorbed through the anal wall lining... Just insert the mouth of the bottle in your butt-hole like you are taking a drink,...pour it in and clamp down hard...! Google it...!

holy camoly, that's a new way to suck alcohol into ones body... man you're so experienced in these things demo, a real idol of mine, alongside justins beaver and lady kaka Worship

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Posted by klash23:
That is harsh but it is always the possibility and is why I have never bothered saving safe shots or buying them.

well i won all my shots, no reason to spend them by 50, so i though to let em rot for a while and once i have 800 to have a go. not interested in buying as well.

Posted by klash23:
A couple of names you missed of the list are.....skank......crockadillapig.....popcorn pig and the old favourite in England is a minger. Smile

he he, you're expanded my horizons in this breathtaking topic

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Posted by damosk:
Ladies and gentlemen! It's just a game! Nothing more, nothing less.

definitely landed in the "nothing more" section, with all mobsafe shots spent and hour of my life wasted when i could've just drank non stop

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Posted by av1966:
Not to well pochui better by the time that I'm posting this I feel that the vodka has already kick in and you will be quite happier Worship Worship

yeah vodka cures everything. vodka for president Thumbs Up

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Posted by pinotte:
The safe is at $30.00 and you spent 800 points = $40.00 to try winning 30.00 do you think its worth the shots. if the safe were 40 or 50 then its a nice try but yours not for me. Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

the way i think is that i invested $0 to have a go at $30. i won those shots on calendar. really wasn't interested in spending significant part of my life cracking the darn safe, so forced myself when i had a spare minute, besides i don't remember seeing safe being at $50 for ages

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Posted by luisexy69:
Enjoy sun and life, keep playing safe.

no sun atm. will enjoy life. no to safe, until that b1tch gets out of sight.

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Posted by bowie1984:
Why would you burn this many shots off for $30? I mean if you had the patience to actually collect (or buy - whatevs) eight goddamn hundreds worth of shots why wouldn't you go after forty of fifty buckeroos with them?

was running low on vodka, went for $30 instead. disappointed with not winning it, had to go and sell my a55 in the streets. jeez what would one do for some vodka... Disagree

Posted by bowie1984:
enjoy your drink superpochie. I would've gone with some dry fcukin gin, but your poison as good as any.

we don't have dry fcukin gin here, besides dry fcukin is no fun, always use lube. cheers. enjoy life Thumbs Up

Edited by pochui (Monday, June 22, 2015 @ 11:41 GMT)


     
  22-Jun-15, 19:24   #16
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mahdrof 

Joined: Nov '09
Location: Canada
Age: 47 (M)
Posts: 2367
Posted by demodawggy:
...Have you tried the 'anal' thing with alcohol pochui...? It's true,... American college students have discovered that alcohol is readily absorbed through the anal wall lining... Just insert the mouth of the bottle in your butt-hole like you are taking a drink,...pour it in and clamp down hard...! Google it...!



Every three years I have to take a refresher course for my first aid certification, and the ambulance technician who was giving the course talked to us about this. Apparently kids are soaking tampons with alcohol and shoving them up their butt to get the alcohol into their bloodstream. The advantage is it doesn't smell on your breath, but the danger lies in that it is easier to die of alcohol poisoning as your body cannot reject it (barf it out) like it can when you drink it down. The instructor told us that these days when they are dealing with somebody who is acting inexplicably strange they have to check the rear end to see if they can figure out what is going on.

Ambulance technicians have lots of interesting stories to tell, like the one he told us where they were called into a bar following a fight, and one of the guys had his eye hanging out of the socket by the nerve. But that will be for another time.

Be cool Cool

mahdrof

     
  22-Jun-15, 19:45   #17
  0 
teddybears73 
Joined: Nov '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 3152
Posted by damosk:
Ladies and gentlemen! It's just a game! Nothing more, nothing less. There is no lady sitting watching it, it's a computer generated and managed concept to reduce your mob points tally and by the look of it you are regularly obliging! Keep up the good work guys.



LOL, very true damosk
Thumbs Up

     
  22-Jun-15, 19:58   #18
  0 
StheP 

Joined: Oct '14
Location: Serbia
Age: 26 (M)
Posts: 3026
Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by demodawggy:
...Have you tried the 'anal' thing with alcohol pochui...? It's true,... American college students have discovered that alcohol is readily absorbed through the anal wall lining... Just insert the mouth of the bottle in your butt-hole like you are taking a drink,...pour it in and clamp down hard...! Google it...!



Every three years I have to take a refresher course for my first aid certification, and the ambulance technician who was giving the course talked to us about this. Apparently kids are soaking tampons with alcohol and shoving them up their butt to get the alcohol into their bloodstream. The advantage is it doesn't smell on your breath, but the danger lies in that it is easier to die of alcohol poisoning as your body cannot reject it (barf it out) like it can when you drink it down. The instructor told us that these days when they are dealing with somebody who is acting inexplicably strange they have to check the rear end to see if they can figure out what is going on.

Ambulance technicians have lots of interesting stories to tell, like the one he told us where they were called into a bar following a fight, and one of the guys had his eye hanging out of the socket by the nerve. But that will be for another time.

Be cool Cool

mahdrof

MAN YOU R ALIVE!!!! GLAD TO SEE YOU!!!!

     
  22-Jun-15, 20:25   #19
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5575
Posted by StheP:
Posted by mahdrof:
Posted by demodawggy:




mahdrof

MAN YOU R ALIVE!!!! GLAD TO SEE YOU!!!!




     
  22-Jun-15, 21:05   #20
  0 
damosk 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 4706
She ain't no f***ing bitch,
But she might make you itch,
She keeps you up all night,
Just wondrin if it's right.

She likes to take your dough,
And you won't even know,
Cos she does it so sublime,
You have it every time.

But is she a bitch or is it love
Coz all she wants is to be given a shove

She ain't no bitch
She loves you guys
And the more you give,
the more she wants your tries.

And it don't matter what you do,
Cos she just doesn't give a screw
She loves your money, you think she's pert
But all she'll do is make you hurt.

So keep on lovin
And keep on givin
Cos the bitch in her
Will keep you livin

     
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