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OMG this guy again!!
 

  26-Sep-15, 05:06   #1
Serious investors wanted - Guaranteed returns!! +1 
3pokeronly 

Joined: Jul '12
Location: New Zealand
Age: 51 (M)
Posts: 228
Pokerstars are hosting a $100,000.00 guaranteed prize pool tournament as a kick-off to a series called "Common Cents", I have preregistered and am looking to offload some of the risk, details below.

Total buy in: $0.01
Shares : 1,000
My holding: 250 shares
Balance to sell : 750 shares
Mark up: 1,000,000,000,000,000%
So 10 billion dollars gets you 1% of my action, transfer to 3pokeronly on pokerstars or send me 100 billion mob points.
First in first served.
3P out.

     
  26-Sep-15, 09:04   #2
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damosk 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 4706
3POKERONLY.... You know when someone says that if you are made an offer that appears tooooooo good to be true, then it probably is not true? This offer that you are making just seems so incredible that I cannot bring myself to participate as the risk far outweighs any potential reward. I am so sorry that I cannot assist you at this time.
Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Cool Cool Cool Cool Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Confused

     
  26-Sep-15, 10:08   #3
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 31 (M)
Posts: 8376
definitely interested in the offer, but at the moment i am roughly 100 billion mobpoints short, however i can send you my balls shaving course as a payment for 1 share of the action, the course itself is priceless, so you are getting a hell of a deal.
still shocked by the value of this offer, 3P i know you are doing this for the community and such, but still your offer is way too generous... Thumbs Up

     
  26-Sep-15, 12:00   #4
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3paulx 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: Philippines
Age: 31 (M)
Posts: 87
pochui never failed to amuse us all with this timely comments. great poker player and a great man indeed! GL brother!

     
  26-Sep-15, 13:04   #5
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IceQueenAce 
Joined: Feb '13
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 40 (F)
Posts: 2182
great poker player?

you've seen him play right?


Cool Cool Cool

     
  26-Sep-15, 13:05   #6
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3pokeronly 

Joined: Jul '12
Location: New Zealand
Age: 51 (M)
Posts: 228
ok then pochui, I will reimburse you for any ball shavings longer than 123cm @ 1 mob point/Nm, so I will send you at least 23 billion mob point depending on final total ball shavings length.

Any shorter will not be fit for purpose (Purpose: Words hairiest single haired merkin)



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IQA he may mean great to have on your table as a sort of mobile ATM, dispersing and dispensing humour and chips?

Edited by 3pokeronly (Saturday, September 26, 2015 @ 13:11 GMT)


     
  27-Sep-15, 12:01   #7
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pochui 

Joined: May '08
Location: Lithuania
Age: 31 (M)
Posts: 8376
i truly appreciate the fact that some people do understand that my poker abilities are of unprecedented quality. surely there are those who want to believe that this is not the case and i can be beaten at the tables, under the tables and in between the tables... in your dreams fellas, pochui is the king poker.

     
  27-Sep-15, 17:14   #8
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Heskor 
Joined: May '13
Location: Mauritius
Age: 25 (M)
Posts: 2659
Haha what a troll but made my day mate , love it when you take something so serious and make it fund and people looking at this thread will surely get bored and would not try to get some free money and all, anyway i would like to take 1% of the share and if you win i get all the money lol, anyway peace out mate have fun at the tables and good luck hope you do well and make a lot of money cheers peace out mate!

     
  6-Oct-15, 00:38   #9
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3pokeronly 

Joined: Jul '12
Location: New Zealand
Age: 51 (M)
Posts: 228
Final update: I finished 9869th out of 253, 698 for a whole $1.00!!!!

As no investors fulfilled their obligations all funds and ball shavings will be returned.


     
  6-Oct-15, 01:15   #10
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teddybears73 
Joined: Nov '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 3152
Posted by IceQueenAce:
great poker player?

you've seen him play right?


Cool Cool Cool



Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile just for that you get Thumbs Up

     
  6-Oct-15, 12:31   #11
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bowie1984 

Joined: Apr '12
Location: Hungary
Age: 32 (M)
Posts: 4440
Posted by pochui:
still shocked by the value of this offer, 3P i know you are doing this for the community and such, but still your offer is way too generous... Thumbs Up

Exactly. Cannot believe our luck that we could be a part of this, to be honest. Such an insane value, goddamn me if I don't parttake... Next time.

     
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