"Authorities Troll River For City Man"
... < Authorities today have cast a city wide dragnet and are currently trolling the St. Lawrence River bed, and the local parks and green areas for any signs pinotte...!
... < Monsieur Pinotte is well known for frequenting some of the local establishments such as,...'La Brasserie',..'Palace de Poutine',...and 'Le Baguette GRANDE'. These and other locations throughout the city are being checked for his possible last whereabouts...!
Edited by demodawggy (Saturday, April 02, 2016 @ 20:38 GMT)