Yep i played on 888poker just a few minutes ago and one canadian guy went all in with 75 suited and i followed with pocket 8s and on my surprize there was one 7 as the last flop card and right after that turn another 7. Really! Jokerstars style like i canot belive how the stupid donks get rewarded. I realy do hope one day those kinda players gona learn poker not for others to appreciate them but for themself so they can even call themselfs poker players. LOL. What a joke net poker has become i will never stop laughing at it.
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Come on. That guy had TWO types of cards, and so had TWO times the chance to make trips with his hand. On top of that: His cards were suited. Something your lousy pocket pair can never deliver.
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its rigged !!
why would you hope they learn one day? that day those players learn how to play, i will stop playing poker lol
i dont even think some of them are dumb, they know its risky yet they play that way. others have money, they dont care and play for fun to upset peeps like you
btw you go all-in with pocket 8s ? yet you dare to cry about someone who has 75s? funny
Obviously u dont take much time on reading type of players bouth of u and u if go by a shot of AK, AA and QQ what ever so if thats ur think of play its lame, second of all if u think pocket eights are bad jokes on you cause yesterday i fold those and i would hit quads that i didnt. Its all in the instinkt witch i doubt u understand what it is. Once u start to read then maybe i would bow to ur oppinion untill then hit the corns.
And what is this High Hitler invasion, U german fucks dont let me start, Please! its not gona b an easy ride for u.
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mrs picko jedna.
i dont know what my nationality has to do with poker, but.. cmon, please start it...i would love it.
donk meets donk. you know what, he probably had the same "reading" on you
my god, if i didnt fold all the card i get dealt, i would have won sooo many games more yesterday with 26o. i hit straight flush, imagine. but thats no poker then....lame excuse for bad play. hold on, did i say lame ? no man, this is the funniest BS i ever heard, serious.
if you cant take a joke, then stop posting funny crybaby threads - deal ? none of us insulted you. you started ...
took you long to reply faggot and was it so hard to google some stuff.
Lol. Pičke ste vi njemci koje sad jebu Albanci i ostali članovi Alqaide, teroristi i slični. Puši kurac gnjido švabska, ustvari odavno ste popušili samo ti još nije došlo iz guzice u glavu. Jer kako se kaže nekima je lakše ugurat metar u guzicu nego centimetar u glavu.
but im not gona go that away lets mix it up a little bit shall we
Dear grandpa TEDDY i missed u so much and i wonder when u gona come to Croatia on weekation so i can kick ur butt way up where u came from. It realy wasnt nice from u to scare all the little children on the sea when u thought its a nudist beatch and u showin ur little sponge bob whit that little tube around you. Someone may think u have problems standing and not just pissing in the jar. Second thing i must warn u about is about ur premier Angerla Merkl Gargamel aka cheap labour and muhamed lover is that u are all screwed when the bombing starts and those nutjobs start playing with wire - realy do hope u gona go down first - my true wish. Third thing is that u must watch that u dont stress to much in ur age cause hearts a bitch and little hard move can knock you of your feet and hardly that u can swing. 4th of all u gona stay my little bitch and u gona b fine with it or else? well i do not want to scare u so u dont have to go read your horrorscope for today - how manny stars u have in health, love and all kinds of stuff u belive in.
And the last but not he list - i see in your profile lots of poker bonuses/ sites u played - must b hard been such a dumb player and never achive nothing - well it will happend just dont stop beliving in yourself and try as manny bonuses as u can - hell maybe i send u a few bucks to get u started. So please poker pro - teach me of ur wisdom.
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eww i was expecting something genius, but this is just like the cheap TV talkshows that daily run on afternoon, when ghetto kids once in their life get attention and start to yell at eachother.
guess im to naiv if i expected something better from you... if something smells like sh!t and taste like sh!t, it probably is sh!t. next time i know better.
free money is free money you want to send me a few bucks? no thanks, what you call a buyin is a big blind for me
------------ edit: im about to make a youtube video: donks crying about jokerstars. may i use your post as example?
be my guest little german worm do what ever makes you happy as long as u dont start crying on me, again took you long to reply . God i almost fell asleep . Faster oldtimer faster or u gona grow another beard and look weard.
lmao on your so called big blind cause u still stand still at one place, no movement.
Im guessing u again had to google some s**t up, well i dont. Enough smart then play with what is this? how about this? what he say ? ahhh yea ill show him lol - and so on and on.
And while u make that video please do tape ur wife so i can jerk on it before sleep so i dont pop a pill - it would be easyer with happy thought - but wait im guessing ur wify isnt that hot if u spend ur time argueing with me right now, and please do explain why u can and what the hell is wrong with u while u at it. Probably u a gay german shepard 2 counting sheeps at ur backyard. S**t as much as i care u can even make a new facebook page of ur choice and call it whatever retard name u come up to. And Please use all those post. Please let me be internet hit.
And for the last as saying goes its better to b s**t then puzzy wimp bitch as urself. Fuckit ill even admit it. Im da s**t. and u are still the mouth that swallows it. Good day sir.
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I haven't read this thread apart from the first post as it seemed to start getting offensive and personal, so I decided to,post without reading the rest and simply say........ PROBABILITY. My dear friends..... Well ...... Associates who try to play poker...... Discuss poker amicably please, or perhaps not at all!
lol i hope u called all of your lame invalid friends and Willage people of ur choice to back u up on this one standing on the side in Adam Sandler style screaming at you _ " You can do it " lol
------------ Damosk: if he only didnt use the word "cry about" i would see it as a normal discussion and walk over it like its nothing but since someone wants to push the limit and b cocky like - ok their funeral.
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Posted by Buva13: Damosk: if he only didnt use the word "cry about" i would see it as a normal discussion and walk over it like its nothing but since someone wants to push the limit and b cocky like - ok their funeral.
you would you would.....you still would behave like this, kiddy. says 31y old but you act like a puber teeny. far from grown anyways. at least if you were funny, but this is just > "yawn".
so what else am i supposed to write as "cry about" ? just the fact. there is nothing to discuse about lmfao. donky crying about another donky who stole him $1
grab in your pants, if you find something, you might come to the conclusion that you cant stand jokes about your...sorry....stupid post.
if your sensitiv and keep acting like a jerk, then you probably wanna check this out >>>
lol is that what u listen before going to sleep and for ur braveheart melody to straightn u up before morning coffie - if that so i feal sorry 4 you realy i am.
Dear donk dont you speak to me cause i see buy the way u were rushing the first post i offended ur style of play and if so im sorry but u gona have to learn poker if hang with big boys.
might disappoint u but i dont wear dypers like yourself grandpa only boksers. And theres a lot going on under u might check it out and think its Christmas. Than say i dont need anything got everything right here. Suck it bitch.
U Just cant let go of that Naci pride can you. Hitler up ur ass way deep.
And heres a little something i dont have to google cause i speak 4 languages including yourz well understand, just dont have the right keyboard_ and u little moron are just gona have to stuck with googleitup - fick dih do blude hund, du bist aine arshloh und naci bitch
------------ camon grandpa tic toc tic toc oh wait - im guessing u must hit the toilet again, shitn up ur pants again. well ill be here and tic toc tic toc till u reply man in a mans manner and not have to go check what he say on english. By the way you have a translator there. Cause ur writing way up slow even 6th grade kid can do better. I see i give u nightmares and u cant sleep now. Damn it Oldy. Just forget about it and go watch some opera or Dr.Oz u might feal better.
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4 languages? im impressed. you knew a dialect doesnt count as language?
i speak 4 languages and i dont need google. dont even know what you mean by that...
sta hoces seronjo. igras kao neka budala i onda pocnes da places kao malo dete, kad se neki zeza od tvoj play...pfft lol pickica.
edit: btw why are you "croatian" talking about hitler? you were his "puppet" in ww2 and you "croatian" killed and put thousands in concentration camps.
learn your history before you talk about others. fool.
lol Teddy bear ako je netko pichkica to si onda ti i kraj diskusije i izvadi moj kurac iz usta vec jednom, dosta je bilo sisanja. Mogao bi malo pomisati pichku - tj. samo skini majicu i zaviri si ispod pazduha.
And for ur information puzzy is not something im familiar with cause first - Got fired before 6 days for knocking the guy out who provoked me, theres goes your sind of puzzyness down the drain, second of all have a long record of doing violent stuff that ur eyeballs would fell out. Cops know me cops leave me alone. So i could never b that bitch ass u compare me with its a spot reserved only for you at the moment
------------ f**k history im all about the future u aint gona live to see, its ur dear and precious leader u all bend to just dont admit it. I dont know about ur little boy scout camp and i dont even care. I only move forward and dont care abut ur killing spree one day when u find out u are dying from a cronic d**k sucking.
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good job your 31. i did such things when i was 14. guess i already know where your poor life ends.
my god. a real gangsta rapper who goes in a forum to cry about his stolen $1 now you amaze me. keep going lol
ne jedi govna. te ljude ko se prave vazni i hrabri, su te koji begaju najprvi. pickica lol
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Posted by Buva13: ------------ f**k history im all about the future u aint gona live to see, its ur dear and precious leader u all bend to just dont admit it. I dont know about ur little boy scout camp and i dont even care. I only move forward and dont care abut ur killing spree one day when u find out u are dying from a cronic d**k sucking.
f**k history? well smart peeps rather listen to abraham lincoln: learn your history. if you even know what it means...and whats important on it. but uhh, i forgot...your rather the opposite. sorry
pa znas sta lega, sve u svoje vrijeme, a ja nit sam se ikad kurcio u zivotu niti ikad napado prvi jednostavno me sranja nadu al kad dode do toga uvijek zavrsim na svoj unikatan nacin - al neboj se ti za mene.
And about that one 1$ i lost it was charity for you to get u of the streets and not suck dicks any more. Now u hurt my fealings and i must let u rott there. And i had such a good intentions about your poor little life.
You did nothing in ur 14teen i know that for sure, maybe jerk all day on your lame peep show on pro7 and snuff the sheeps asses in ur puberty but hey who am i to judge. Theres all kinds of weardos in world that im not surprised any more.
P.S. Grandpa im gona leave u alone now and go watch some german war move where ur kind sucks big time and laugh at it. Dont cry while im gone and see ya tomorrow where i hope u gona leave words like its a Bible going on just to keep you buzzy over night and not to be scared.
------------ Ohh i almost forgot - Die mothefucker die
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Teddy , you really smart to make people angry, lol. You made this forum hot . Why don't you talk or argument about poker strategy ? Just explain your opinion politely. You just criticize without solution why you play that hand.
. Faster oldtimer faster or u gona grow another beard and look weard.
