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  26-Apr-16, 00:59   #1
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5684
... Big Smile< It's the ONLY reason I can think of for THIS kind of play... Confused I just CANNOT bring myself to think that my fellow countymen actually PLAY like this...but maybe it's the sad truth.... Confused

... Big Smile< I'm actually thinking that Putin has placed FSB agents here to destroy our minds and steal our poker secrets in Canada and take our hard liquid currency... Angry Tongue ...Oh,....and the North Pole too along with Santa's house, wife,...and elves...and all the toys and reindeer (for meat)

... Big Smile< I can see that the idiot was ALSO chasing the straight,...but when I shoved all in on the river.......wtf...???

.... Big Smile< Same thing just the hand before....wtf...??? Thumbs Down Confused< Who ARE these people...???

... Big Smile< Killed dead by morons in TWO hands... Angry

Edited by demodawggy (Tuesday, April 26, 2016 @ 01:09 GMT)


     
  26-Apr-16, 01:10   #2
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pinotte 
Joined: Jun '13
Location: Canada
Age: 73 (M)
Posts: 3499
Demo you are playing this freeroll on Party Poker almost everyday and you just noticed that Canada
had also there donkeys and a very big bunch of them.

Russian are not the only one of this kind you will see that from any country around the world. This is what we called the new poker. Aww crap! Aww crap! Aww crap!

I also played for a while on a Québec poker site and it was the same as you see in your freeroll. It is to bad but poker before black Friday and after looks like day and night. Big Smile Big Smile

     
  26-Apr-16, 01:11   #3
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5684

... Sad< ...somebody kill me.... Confused Big Smile

     
  26-Apr-16, 01:13   #4
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pinotte 
Joined: Jun '13
Location: Canada
Age: 73 (M)
Posts: 3499
You are living in Ontario so i would have to cross borders. Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

     
  26-Apr-16, 01:19   #5
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5684
Posted by pinotte:
You are living in Ontario so i would have to cross borders. Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile


... Big Smile< There's no border thing here in Canada pinotte,...you've been watching too many yankee cop shows where crossing state lines in the commission of a crime is in itself a crime... Blink

... Big Smile< I hope somebody is guarding Bon Homme,....Putin's up to NO Good I tells ya....!!!

... Big Smile< Hey pinotte,...did Bon Homme de Neige join the Hitler Youth,...or North Korean Army or something...?

     
  26-Apr-16, 01:30   #6
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pinotte 
Joined: Jun '13
Location: Canada
Age: 73 (M)
Posts: 3499
Sorry i forgot that Québec is not yet a country and maybe that bonhomme salute is the new country sign. Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

Joking of course. Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

Anyway not getting points for the post my as well joke. Blink Blink

     
  26-Apr-16, 02:14   #7
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5684
Posted by pinotte:

Sorry i forgot that Qu&#65533;c is not yet a country and maybe that bonhomme salute is the new country sign. Big Smile



... Shock Big Smile< ....hahahhahahahhaAHHAHAHAHHAhahahhaaaaaa...... hilarious... Big Smile Thumbs Up

... Big Smile< If PKP gets in though,...maybe that'll become a reality... Tongue

... Big Smile< I will say too, that I actually like Gilles Duceppe...! Seemed like a no nonsense, no bu!!sh!t kind of guy... Thumbs Up

     
  26-Apr-16, 08:33   #8
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TheMachineQC 

Joined: Apr '10
Location: Canada
Age: 27 (M)
Posts: 2126
Russians are everywhere. Soon, they will invade Canada, then they will invade the US. Then putin will take over the world and steal all of Quebec's poutine recipes. That would make a lot of sense.

Russians are too good at poker. They know when the RNG is gonna give their 67 off suit 2 pair on the turn so they play it like it's AA. Russians know things us normal mortals don't know.

Good luck trying to beat russians... aint gonna happen!

     
  26-Apr-16, 11:46   #9
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Tony_MON7ANA 

Joined: Mar '14
Location: Japan
Age: 42 (M)
Posts: 4132
I fancy Russian women.
As far as I can recall they had breathtakingly beautiful countenances and heavenly soft boobs. I could die in there. (Not location specific.)

Edited by Tony_MON7ANA (Tuesday, April 26, 2016 @ 12:08 GMT)


     
  26-Apr-16, 14:00   #10
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pinotte 
Joined: Jun '13
Location: Canada
Age: 73 (M)
Posts: 3499
Posted by TheMachineQC:
Russians are everywhere. Soon, they will invade Canada, then they will invade the US. Then putin will take over the world and steal all of Quebec's poutine recipes. That would make a lot of sense.

Russians are too good at poker. They know when the RNG is gonna give their 67 off suit 2 pair on the turn so they play it like it's AA. Russians know things us normal mortals don't know.

Good luck trying to beat russians... aint gonna happen!


Sorry but yes you can beat them.

I just played the jackpot freeroll on Full Tilt and i went HU with a Russian who had twice my stack i just trapped him twice and won the hand.

When you have a good hand most of them are very easy to trapped since they don't fold even with a small pair.

I think that the word fold does not exist in Russian. Big Smile Big Smile

     
  26-Apr-16, 15:25   #11
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damosk 
Joined: Feb '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 52 (M)
Posts: 4873
So....demo.... Until today I did not realise that you were a Russian living in Canada. I have given much consideration to your post and the hand details that are provided and in my exceptionally humble opinion, your all in shove was a little speculative, as was his call of your shove. Neither of you had a made hand it was a freeroll after all. Be honest....were you trying to push him off the hand and failed?

     
  26-Apr-16, 18:05   #12
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Mober 
Joined: Mar '09
Location: Greece
Age: 39 (F)
Posts: 10045
Posted by pinotte:
You are living in Ontario so i would have to cross borders. Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile


lol nice one Smile

     
  26-Apr-16, 22:04   #13
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teddybears73 
Joined: Nov '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 3181
Posted by Tony_MON7ANA:
I fancy Russian women.
As far as I can recall they had breathtakingly beautiful countenances and heavenly soft boobs. I could die in there. (Not location specific.)


Aye but they weren't always like that,remember years ago the Russian women were always portrayed in movies as hard looking b!tches who could kill you with a stare.
Changed days eh..... Smile

     
  26-Apr-16, 22:08   #14
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pinotte 
Joined: Jun '13
Location: Canada
Age: 73 (M)
Posts: 3499
Another Russian bites the dust. Big Smile Big Smile

I was playing a $1.00 sit & go Hero on Party Poker it was only a $2.00 one and i was the bounty.

The first hand three players went all in and was won by the Russian who had now 2,000 in chips and i had 500.

He went all in once and i called and win we are now eve at 1000 another hand no all in and a split pot.


The third hand he went all in i called and win the pot and the games. Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile

My second Russian out today. Big Smile Big Smile

     
  26-Apr-16, 22:13   #15
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Tony_MON7ANA 

Joined: Mar '14
Location: Japan
Age: 42 (M)
Posts: 4132
Posted by teddybears73:
Aye but they weren't always like that,remember years ago the Russian women were always portrayed in movies as hard looking b!tches who could kill you with a stare.
Changed days eh.....

Classic!


     
  26-Apr-16, 23:37   #16
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SickCallJoe 
Joined: Jan '10
Location: Switzerland
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 52
looool dawgy looks like u got owned again. its maybe time for the old man to retire...OH WAIT Big Smile the old man is already retired Tongue at least u grew some balls and tried to bluff one time in ur life trololol Cool

     
  27-Apr-16, 00:08   #17
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5684
... Big Smile< I can't believe that you're still SO sore about the 2 times I clobbered you good and took all your chips and bounced you out of the game,...that you feel compelled to constantly stalk me around the internet...! Get a life koo-koo-clock...!

... Big Smile< Maybe you should snuggle up with some nice swiss chocolate comfort food and forget all about it......!!!lol...

     
  27-Apr-16, 00:58   #18
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teddybears73 
Joined: Nov '11
Location: United Kingdom
Age: 59 (M)
Posts: 3181
Posted by demodawggy:
... Big Smile< I can't believe that you're still SO sore about the 2 times I clobbered you good and took all your chips and bounced you out of the game,...that you feel compelled to constantly stalk me around the internet...! Get a life koo-koo-clock...!

... Big Smile< Maybe you should snuggle up with some nice swiss chocolate comfort food and forget all about it......!!!lol...




I'm going to follow you two with interest,there might be a laugh or two to be had............. Big Smile

     
  27-Apr-16, 01:19   #19
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demodawggy 

Joined: Feb '12
Location: Canada
Age: 56 (M)
Posts: 5684
... Big Smile< Oh hey teddy....! Why don't you help yourself to the bowlfull of Swiss chocolate coated popcorn on the table over there, and see if you can figure out my playing style metaphor in this excerpt from a Bugs Bunny cartoon where I'm Bugs and all the sweet smelling roses I get showered with are all his chips... Big Smile,....while you're waiting for SickoJoe to return....! Smile Thumbs Up

... Big Smile< I know he'll be back....he's a helpless stalker by his very nature...! Big Smile

Edited by demodawggy (Wednesday, April 27, 2016 @ 01:29 GMT)


     
  27-Apr-16, 11:10   #20
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SickCallJoe 
Joined: Jan '10
Location: Switzerland
Age: 29 (M)
Posts: 52
at least you played a hand this time old man. also i learned one thing: an old man nit can still have 82 offsuit in their range. sick! Cool

     
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