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... < It's the ONLY reason I can think of for THIS kind of play... I just CANNOT bring myself to think that my fellow countymen actually PLAY like this...but maybe it's the sad truth....
... < I'm actually thinking that Putin has placed FSB agents here to destroy our minds and steal our poker secrets in Canada and take our hard liquid currency... ...Oh,....and the North Pole too along with Santa's house, wife,...and elves...and all the toys and reindeer (for meat)
... < I can see that the idiot was ALSO chasing the straight,...but when I shoved all in on the river.......wtf...???
.... < Same thing just the hand before....wtf...??? < Who ARE these people...???
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Demo you are playing this freeroll on Party Poker almost everyday and you just noticed that Canada had also there donkeys and a very big bunch of them.
Russian are not the only one of this kind you will see that from any country around the world. This is what we called the new poker.
I also played for a while on a Québec poker site and it was the same as you see in your freeroll. It is to bad but poker before black Friday and after looks like day and night.
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Posted by pinotte: You are living in Ontario so i would have to cross borders.
... < There's no border thing here in Canada pinotte,...you've been watching too many yankee cop shows where crossing state lines in the commission of a crime is in itself a crime...
... < I hope somebody is guarding Bon Homme,....Putin's up to NO Good I tells ya....!!!
... < Hey pinotte,...did Bon Homme de Neige join the Hitler Youth,...or North Korean Army or something...?
Russians are everywhere. Soon, they will invade Canada, then they will invade the US. Then putin will take over the world and steal all of Quebec's poutine recipes. That would make a lot of sense.
Russians are too good at poker. They know when the RNG is gonna give their 67 off suit 2 pair on the turn so they play it like it's AA. Russians know things us normal mortals don't know.
Good luck trying to beat russians... aint gonna happen!
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I fancy Russian women. As far as I can recall they had breathtakingly beautiful countenances and heavenly soft boobs. I could die in there. (Not location specific.)
Edited by Tony_MON7ANA (26 April 2016 @ 12:08 GMT)
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Posted by TheMachineQC: Russians are everywhere. Soon, they will invade Canada, then they will invade the US. Then putin will take over the world and steal all of Quebec's poutine recipes. That would make a lot of sense.
Russians are too good at poker. They know when the RNG is gonna give their 67 off suit 2 pair on the turn so they play it like it's AA. Russians know things us normal mortals don't know.
Good luck trying to beat russians... aint gonna happen!
Sorry but yes you can beat them.
I just played the jackpot freeroll on Full Tilt and i went HU with a Russian who had twice my stack i just trapped him twice and won the hand.
When you have a good hand most of them are very easy to trapped since they don't fold even with a small pair.
I think that the word fold does not exist in Russian.
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So....demo.... Until today I did not realise that you were a Russian living in Canada. I have given much consideration to your post and the hand details that are provided and in my exceptionally humble opinion, your all in shove was a little speculative, as was his call of your shove. Neither of you had a made hand it was a freeroll after all. Be honest....were you trying to push him off the hand and failed?
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Posted by Tony_MON7ANA: I fancy Russian women. As far as I can recall they had breathtakingly beautiful countenances and heavenly soft boobs. I could die in there. (Not location specific.)
Aye but they weren't always like that,remember years ago the Russian women were always portrayed in movies as hard looking b!tches who could kill you with a stare. Changed days eh.....
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Posted by teddybears73: Aye but they weren't always like that,remember years ago the Russian women were always portrayed in movies as hard looking b!tches who could kill you with a stare. Changed days eh.....
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looool dawgy looks like u got owned again. its maybe time for the old man to retire...OH WAIT the old man is already retired at least u grew some balls and tried to bluff one time in ur life trololol
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... < I can't believe that you're still SO sore about the 2 times I clobbered you good and took all your chips and bounced you out of the game,...that you feel compelled to constantly stalk me around the internet...! Get a life koo-koo-clock...!
... < Maybe you should snuggle up with some nice swiss chocolate comfort food and forget all about it......!!!lol...
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Posted by demodawggy: ... < I can't believe that you're still SO sore about the 2 times I clobbered you good and took all your chips and bounced you out of the game,...that you feel compelled to constantly stalk me around the internet...! Get a life koo-koo-clock...!
... < Maybe you should snuggle up with some nice swiss chocolate comfort food and forget all about it......!!!lol...
I'm going to follow you two with interest,there might be a laugh or two to be had.............
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... < Oh hey teddy....! Why don't you help yourself to the bowlfull of Swiss chocolate coated popcorn on the table over there, and see if you can figure out my playing style metaphor in this excerpt from a Bugs Bunny cartoon where I'm Bugs and all the sweet smelling roses I get showered with are all his chips... ,....while you're waiting for SickoJoe to return....!
... < I know he'll be back....he's a helpless stalker by his very nature...!
< It's the ONLY reason I can think of for THIS kind of play... 
I just CANNOT bring myself to think that my fellow countymen actually PLAY like this...but maybe it's the sad truth.... 
...Oh,....and the North Pole too along with Santa's house, wife,...and elves...and all the toys and reindeer (for meat)
< ...somebody kill me.... 
